Traceroute (film) Quotes

Traceroute (film) is a television show that was first aired in 1970 . Traceroute ended its run in 1970.

It features Johannes Grenzfurthner, Andreas Reisenbauer, Heather Kelley, Guenther Friesinger as producer, and Eddie Codel as head of cinematography.

Traceroute (film) is recorded in English, German and originally aired in Austria, United States. Each episode of Traceroute (film) is 120 minutes long. Traceroute (film) is distributed by monochrom, Reisenbauer Film.

Traceroute (film) Quotes

• (Host) "The great gender unifier is your asshole."

• (Host) "Christianity is a death cult gone horribly wrong."

• (Host) "Vegas is gorgeous hyperreality, but most of the stuff people like here is not my cup of tea. I don't gamble, and I don't like Penn & Teller. I'd rather be locked into a basement full of Philip Glass recordings."

• (Host) "Whenever I go to a botanical garden, I think of killing people with a spade."

• (Host) "Agnostics are like vegetarians who eat fish."

• (Host) "Monotheism is a dictatorship. The number of the beast is 1."

• (Host) "Hasta la victoria siempre. Never forget. And let anthropomorphized kiwis puke evil provitamins on Jean-Luc Picard."

• (Host) "Did you know that if you removed all nerve cells from your brain and laid them out end-to-end in a straight line, you would die?"

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