Toys (film) Quotes

Toys (film) is a TV show that was first aired in 1970 . Toys ended in 1970.

It features Hans Zimmer; Trevor Horn in charge of musical score, and Adam Greenberg (cinematographer) as head of cinematography.

Toys (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Toys (film) is 121 minutes long. Toys (film) is distributed by 20th Century Fox.

The cast includes: Robin Williams as Leslie Zevo, LL Cool J as Patrick Zevo, Joan Cusack as Alsatia Zevo, Blake Clark as Hagenstern, Robin Wright as Gwen Tyler, Yeardley Smith as Asian Researcher, Yeardley Smith as Researcher, and Arthur Malet as Owen Owens.

Toys (film) Quotes

Robin Williams as Leslie Zevo

• (Robin Williams) "I broke into the restricted area, well actually I danced my way in."

• (Robin Williams) "I was born in the back of a bumper car."

• (Robin Williams) "Bastards, they attacked us while we were at prayer. It's like Pearl Harbor."

• (Robin Williams) "Today may be the beginning of the end -- or the end of the beginning -- or the beginning of the beguine."

• (Robin Williams) "This doesn't look like vomit."
• (Yeardley Smith) "Sorry sir, thats diarrhea."
• (Robin Williams) "Send that over to the Poop department."

• (Robin Williams) "Aww, he broke my sister."

• (Robin Williams) "We're going to fight fire with marshmallows."

• (Robin Williams) "Four stores and many Christmases ago, my father brought forth a factory conceived in innocence and joy and squeezable fun for everyone."

• (Robin Williams) "In the words of Barbie, "I had a dream house.""

• (Robin Williams) "There's a madman at the factory, and it's no longer me."

• (Robin Williams) "In the words of Mahatma Gumby, "We are toys of tolerance, but there's only so much that a toy can tolerate.""

• (Robin Williams) "Hold 'till you see the lights in their eyes."

• (Robin Williams) "You tried to kill us all --"
• (Unnamed) "Heh -- c'mon, Leslie -- can't you take a joke?"
• (Robin Williams) "Oh yeah. I love jokes. I love all kinds of jokes. But you know what I don't like? I don't like people trying to kill me, hurting my family and my friends, and destroying the whole world as I know it. That just doesn't sit well with me."

• (Robin Williams) "I'd hug you but your body is over there."
• (Joan Cusack) "I really miss my heart."
• (Robin Williams) "We'll get you two back together soon."

LL Cool J as Patrick Zevo

• (LL Cool J) "I can't even eat. The food keeps touching. I like military plates, I'm a military man, I want a military meal. I want my string beans to be quarantined. I like a little fortress around my mashed potatoes so the meatloaf doesn't invade my mashed potatoes and cause mixing in my plate. I HATE IT when food touches. I'm a military man, you understand that? And don't let your food touch either, please?"

Joan Cusack as Alsatia Zevo

• (Joan Cusack) "I just cant believe no one has asked you for an applesauce sandwich before."
• (Unnamed) "But Miss Zevo, the bread would get all soggy"
• (Joan Cusack) "Oooohhh."
• (Unnamed) "I make you one tomorrow."
• (Joan Cusack) "Ok, I guess I'll just have a cheese sandwich."
• (Unnamed) "Ok Miss Zevo."

• (Joan Cusack) "I don't get it."
• (Robin Williams) "It's a fable."
• (Joan Cusack) "No, I don't get why Daddy left his business to Uncle Leland."
• (Robin Williams) "I know, it would've made more sense for him to leave it to Owen."
• (Joan Cusack) "Or to you."

• (Joan Cusack) "Well, red usually means "Caution," or "Beef" if it's a bouillon cube."

• (Joan Cusack) "So this is Paris."
• (LL Cool J) "What?"
• (Robin Williams) "She still needs some work."

Blake Clark as Hagenstern

• (Unnamed) "Put this place on red alert. They're as good as dead."
• (Blake Clark) "That's your son, sir."
• (Unnamed) "War knows no relatives."

Yeardley Smith as Asian Researcher

• (Yeardley Smith) "This vomit is very Anglo."

Arthur Malet as Owen Owens

• (Arthur Malet) "Leslie. How are we going to get into the restricted area?"
• (Robin Williams) "MTV. MTV."

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