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Toy Story Quotes

Toy Story is a television program that debuted in 1970 . Toy Story ended its run in 1970.

It features Ralph Guggenheim; Bonnie Arnold as producer, and Randy Newman in charge of musical score.

Toy Story is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Toy Story is 81 minutes long. Toy Story is distributed by Buena Vista Pictures Distribution.

The cast includes: Tom Hanks as Woody, Tim Allen as Buzz, Erik von Detten as Sid Phillips, Don Rickles as Mr. Potato Head, John Ratzenberger as Hamm, Wallace Shawn as Rex, Jim Varney as Slinky Dog, John Morris as Andy, Annie Potts as Bo Peep, and Sarah Freeman as Hannah.

Toy Story Quotes

Tom Hanks as Woody

  • (Tom Hanks) "Hey. Who moved my doodle pad way over here?"
  • (Wallace Shawn) "ROAR."
  • (Tom Hanks) "Hey, how ya doin', Rex."
  • (Wallace Shawn) "Were you scared? Tell me honestly."
  • (Tom Hanks) "I was close to being scared that time."
  • (Wallace Shawn) "I'm going for fearsome here, but I just don't feel it. I'm think I'm just coming off as annoying."
  • (Tom Hanks) "AAAAAH. This is the part where we blow up."
  • (Tim Allen) "Not today."
  • (Tom Hanks) "Uh, Buzz, we missed the truck."
  • (Tim Allen) "We're not aiming for the truck."
  • (Tom Hanks) "Psst. Hey Buzz."
  • (Tom Hanks) "Hey. Get over here and see if you can get this toolbox off me."
  • (Tom Hanks) "Oh, come on Buzz. I can't do this without you. I need your help."
  • (Tim Allen) "I can't help. I can't help anyone."
  • (Tom Hanks) "Why sure you can Buzz. You can get me out of here and then I'll get that rocket off you, and we'll make a break for Andy's House."
  • (Tim Allen) "Andy's house. Sid's house. What's the difference?"
  • (Tom Hanks) "Buzz, you've had a big fall. You must not be thinking clearly."
  • (Tim Allen) "No, Woody. For the first time, I am thinking clearly. You were right all along. I'm not a Space Ranger. I'm just a toy. A stupid, little, insignificant toy."
  • (Tom Hanks) "Wait a minute. Being a toy is a lot better than being a Space Ranger."
  • (Tim Allen) "Yeah, right."
  • (Tom Hanks) "Not, it is."
  • (Tom Hanks) "Look, over there in that house is a kid who thinks you are the greatest, and it's not because you're a Space Ranger, pal, it's because you're a toy. You are his toy."
  • (Tim Allen) "But why would Andy want me?"
  • (Tom Hanks) "Why would Andy want you? Look at you. You're a Buzz Lightyear. Any other toy would give up his moving parts just to be you. You've got wings, you glow in the dark, you talk, your helmet does that -- that whoosh thing. You're a Cool Toy. As a matter of fact, you're too cool. I mean; what chance does a toy like me have against a Buzz Lightyear action figure. All I can do is this."
  • (Tom Hanks) "There's a Snake in my Boot."
  • (Tom Hanks) "Why would Andy ever wanna play me me, when he's got you? I'm the one that should be strapped to that rocket."
  • (Tom Hanks) "Wind the frog."
  • (Tom Hanks) "Hey, Etch -- Draw."
  • (Tom Hanks) "D'oh. Got me again. Etch, you've been working on that draw. Fastest knobs in the west."
  • (Tom Hanks) "How am I gonna convince those guys it was an accident?"
  • (Tom Hanks) "Buzz."
  • (Tom Hanks) "Buzz. You're alive. This is great. I'm saved. Andy will find you here, he'll take us back to the room, and then you can tell everyone that this was all this all just a Big Mistake. Huh?"
  • (Tom Hanks) "Right? Buddy?"
  • (Tim Allen) "I just want you to know that even though you tried to terminate me, revenge is not an idea we promote on my planet."
  • (Tom Hanks) "Oh. Well, that's good."
  • (Tim Allen) "But we're not on my planet, are we?"
  • (Tom Hanks) "No. Daaaah-oof."
  • (Tom Hanks) "Okay, come on. You want a piece of me?"
  • (Tom Hanks) "Ow."
  • (Tim Allen) "Buzz, Buzz, Buzz Lightyear to the Rescue."
  • (Andy's Mom) "Next stop --"
  • (John Morris) "Pizza Planet. Yeah."
  • (John Morris) "Andy."
  • (Tom Hanks) "He doesn't realise I'm not there?"
  • (Tom Hanks) "I'm lost. I'm a lost toy."
  • (Tom Hanks) "Hey, who's got my hat?"
  • (Mr. Shark) "Look, I'm Woody. Howdy, howdy, howdy."
  • (Tom Hanks) "Ha-ha, ha-ha --"
  • (Tom Hanks) "Gimme that."
  • (Tom Hanks) "It's a special spaceship, I just saw it."
  • (Tim Allen) "You mean it has hyperdrive?"
  • (Tom Hanks) "Hyperactive hyperdrive, and astro -- uh -- turf."
  • (Tom Hanks) "Buzz? Buzz Lightyear? You're not worried, are you?"
  • (Tim Allen) "Me? No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Are you?"
  • (Tom Hanks) "Now Buzz, what could Andy possibly get that is worse than you?"
  • (John Morris) "Oh, oh, what is it? What is it? Wow, a puppy."
  • (Tim Allen) "Heh, heh."
  • (Tom Hanks) ""Rendezvous with Star Command.""
  • (Tom Hanks) "Pizza Planet?"
  • (Tom Hanks) "Andy. Oh, no. I can't show my face in that room without Buzz."
  • (Tom Hanks) "Buzz. Buzz, come back."
  • (Tim Allen) "Go away."
  • (Tom Hanks) "No. Buzz, you gotta come back. I --"
  • (Tom Hanks) "I found a spaceship."
  • (Tom Hanks) "It's a spaceship, Buzz."
  • (Tim Allen) "Now, you're sure this space freighter will return to its point of origin once it jettisons its food supply?"
  • (Tom Hanks) "Uh-huh. And when we get there, we'll find a way to transport you home."
  • (Tim Allen) "Well, then, let's climb aboard."
  • (Tom Hanks) "No, no, no, wait, Buzz. Buzz. Let's get in the back. No one will see us there."
  • (Tim Allen) "Negative. There are no restraining harnesses in the cargo area. We'll be much safer in the cockpit."
  • (Tom Hanks) "Yeah, bu -- Buzz. Buzz. Buzz."
  • (Tom Hanks) "It's safer in the cockpit than the cargo bay. What an idiot."
  • (Tom Hanks) "Pull my string. The birthday party's today? Okay everybody, the coast is clear."
  • (Tom Hanks) "You actually think you're THE Buzz Lightyear? Oh, all this time I thought it was an act."
  • (Tom Hanks) "Hey, guys, look. It's the real Buzz Lightyear."
  • (Tim Allen) "You're mocking me, aren't you?"
  • (Tom Hanks) "Oh no, no no no, no --"
  • (Tom Hanks) "BUZZ, LOOK. AN ALIEN."
  • (Tim Allen) "Where?"
  • (Tom Hanks) "All right, that's enough. Look, we're all very impressed with Andy's new toy."
  • (Tim Allen) "Toy?"
  • (Tom Hanks) "T-O-Y, Toy."
  • (Tim Allen) "Excuse me, I think the word you're searching for is "Space Ranger"."
  • (Tom Hanks) "The word I'm searching for; I can't say, because there's preschool toys present."
  • (Tom Hanks) "Listen Buzz, forget about me. You should get outta here while you can."
  • (Tom Hanks) "Buzz. What are you doing? I thought you were --"
  • (Tim Allen) "Come on, Sheriff. There's a kid in that house who needs us. Now let's get you out of this thing."
  • (Tim Allen) "Woody. It's the Moving Van."
  • (Tom Hanks) "We've gotta get out of here, now."
  • (Tom Hanks) "Buzz. Hey, I'm out."
  • (Tim Allen) "Almost there."
  • (Tim Allen) "Woody. Are you alright?"
  • (Tom Hanks) "I'm fine -- I'm OK."
  • (Erik von Detten) "Oh yeah. Time for lift off."
  • (Tom Hanks) "Oh Buzz. Buzz Lightyear. Thank Goodness. We've Got Trouble."
  • (Tim Allen) "Trouble? Trouble where?"
  • (Tom Hanks) "Down there. A helpless toy is trapped, Buzz."
  • (Tim Allen) "On it."
  • (Tim Allen) "I don't see anything."
  • (Tom Hanks) "Oh he's there, just keep looking."
  • (Don Rickles) "BUZZ."
  • (Tom Hanks) "Buzz."
  • (Jim Varney) "I don't see him in the driveway. I think he bounced into Sid's Yard."
  • (Tom Hanks) "Listen, Lightsnack. You stay away from Andy. He's mine, and no one is taking him away from me."
  • (Tim Allen) "What are you talking about? Where's that bonding strip?"
  • (Tom Hanks) "And another thing, stop with this spaceman thing. It's getting on my nerves."
  • (Tim Allen) "Are you saying you want to lodge a complaint with Star Command?"
  • (Tom Hanks) "Oh-ho. O-okay, ooh, well, so you wanna do it the hard way, huh?"
  • (Tim Allen) "Don't even think about it, cowboy."
  • (Tom Hanks) "Oh yeah, tough guy?"
  • (Tim Allen) "The air isn't toxic?"
  • (Tim Allen) "How dare you open a space man's helmet on an uncharted planet. My eyeballs could've been sucked from their sockets."
  • (Tom Hanks) "Al lright, all right. If I send out the troops, will you all calm down?"
  • (Wallace Shawn) "Yes, yes. We promise."
  • (Tom Hanks) "Okay. Save your batteries."
  • (Tom Hanks) "What happened to you?"
  • (Tim Allen) "One minute you're defending the whole galaxy, and, suddenly, you find yourself sucking down darjeeling with Marie Antoinette -- and her little sister."
  • (Tom Hanks) "Buzz. Go away, you disgusting freaks."
  • (Tom Hanks) "All back. Back, you cannibals."
  • (Tom Hanks) "He's still alive and you're not getting him, you monsters."
  • (Tom Hanks) "Hey, they fixed you? But -- but they're cannibals, we saw them eat other toys."
  • (Tom Hanks) "Uh, sorry. We thought you're gonna -- you know -- eat my friend."
  • (Tom Hanks) "No, no, no, no, wait. What's wrong?"
  • (Sid's Mom) "Sid?"
  • (Erik von Detten) "Not right now, Mom. I'm busy."
  • (Tom Hanks) "Sid. Buzz, get up. Use our legs. Fine, let Sid trash but don't blame me."
  • (Tom Hanks) "Great."
  • (Tim Allen) "Woody. The Rocket."
  • (Tom Hanks) "The Match. Yes. Thankyou, Sid."
  • (Tom Hanks) "No. No, no, no, no, noooooo."
  • (Tim Allen) "What are you doing?"
  • (Tom Hanks) "Hold still Buzz."
  • (Tim Allen) "You did it. Next stop, Andy."
  • (Tom Hanks) "Wait a minute. I just lit a Rocket. Rockets explode."
  • (Tom Hanks) "Reach for the sky."
  • (Erik von Detten) "Huh?"
  • (Tom Hanks) "This town ain't big enough for the two of us."
  • (Erik von Detten) "What?"
  • (Tom Hanks) "Somebody's poisoned the waterhole."
  • (Erik von Detten) "It's busted."
  • (Tom Hanks) "Who are you calling busted, Buster?"
  • (Erik von Detten) "Huh?"
  • (Tom Hanks) "That's right. I'm talking to you, Sid Philips. We don't like being blown up, Sid. Or smashed, or torn apart."
  • (Erik von Detten) "W-we?"
  • (Tom Hanks) "That's right, your toys."
  • (Tom Hanks) "From now on, you must take good care of your toys, because if you don't, we'll find out, Sid."
  • (Tom Hanks) "We toys can see EVERYTHING."
  • (Tom Hanks) "So play nice."
  • (Tom Hanks) "Hey uh, Slinky?"
  • (Jim Varney) "Right here, Woody. I'm red this time."
  • (Tom Hanks) "No, Slink --"
  • (Jim Varney) "All right, you can be red if you want."
  • (Tom Hanks) "Not now, Slink. I've got some bad news."
  • (Jim Varney) "Bad news?"
  • (Tom Hanks) "Shhh."
  • (Tom Hanks) "Gather everyone for a staff meeting and be happy."
  • (Jim Varney) "Got it."
  • (Tom Hanks) "Be happy."
  • (Tom Hanks) "Hey, Buzz. You're flying."
  • (Tim Allen) "This isn't flying, this is falling with style."
  • (Tom Hanks) "To infinity and beyond."
  • (Tom Hanks) "Will Andy pick me?"
  • (Tom Hanks) "'Don't count on it'? Awwww. Arrrgh."

Erik von Detten as Sid Phillips

  • (Erik von Detten) "Hannah. Hey, Hannah."
  • (Sarah Freeman) "What?"
  • (Erik von Detten) "Did I get my package in the mail?"
  • (Sarah Freeman) "I don't know."
  • (Erik von Detten) "What do you mean, you don't know?"
  • (Sarah Freeman) "I DON'T KNOW."
  • (Erik von Detten) "The Toys. The Toys are alive."
  • (Erik von Detten) "Nice Toy."
  • (Sarah Freeman) "What's wrong Sid? Don't you wanna play with Sally?"
  • (Erik von Detten) "A Buzz Lightyear? No way."
  • (Erik von Detten) "Yes."
  • (Erik von Detten) "HEY."
  • (All Aliens) "He has been chosen."
  • (Tom Hanks) "Stop it. Stop it."
  • (Erik von Detten) "Alright, Double Prizes."
  • (Erik von Detten) "Let's go home and play."
  • (Erik von Detten) "I wanna ride the pony --"

Don Rickles as Mr. Potato Head

  • (Don Rickles) "Hey, Hamm. Look, I'm Picasso."
  • (John Ratzenberger) "I don't get it."
  • (Don Rickles) "You uncultured swine. What're you lookin' at, ya hockey puck?"
  • (Don Rickles) "How did I get stuck with you as a moving buddy?"
  • (Wallace Shawn) "Everyone else was picked."
  • (Don Rickles) "Ah, ha. B-3."
  • (John Ratzenberger) "Miss. G-6."
  • (Don Rickles) "Aw, you sunk it."
  • (Don Rickles) "Are you peeking?"
  • (John Ratzenberger) "Hey, quit your whining and pay up."
  • (John Ratzenberger) "No, no, not the ear. Gimme the nose."
  • (Don Rickles) "How 'bout 3 out of 5?"
  • (Don Rickles) "Hey, a laser. How come you don't have a laser, Woody?"
  • (Tom Hanks) "It's not a laser. It's a --"
  • (Tom Hanks) "It's a little light bulb that blinks."
  • (John Ratzenberger) "What's with him?"
  • (Don Rickles) "Laser envy."
  • (Don Rickles) "Son of a building block.It's Woody."
  • (John Ratzenberger) "He's in the psycho's bedroom."
  • (Annie Potts) "Woody?"
  • (Tom Hanks) "Boy, am I glad to see you guys."
  • (Jim Varney) "I knew you'd come back."
  • (Annie Potts) "What are you doing over there?"
  • (Tom Hanks) "It's a long story, I'll explain later. Here. Catch this."
  • (Jim Varney) "I got it."
  • (Tom Hanks) "Good going Slink. Now tie it onto something."
  • (Don Rickles) "Wait, I have a better idea. How about we don't?"
  • (Jim Varney) "Hey."
  • (Annie Potts) "Potato Head."
  • (Don Rickles) "Did you all take those Stupid Pills this morning? Have you forgotten what he did to Buzz?"
  • (Don Rickles) "And now you wanna let him back over here?"
  • (Tom Hanks) "No, no. You got it all wrong Potato Head. Buzz is right here. He's with me."
  • (Tom Hanks) "Buzz, come over here and tell the nice toy's that you're not dead."
  • (Tom Hanks) "Just a sec."
  • (Tom Hanks) "Buzz, will you get up here and gimme a hand?"
  • (Tom Hanks) "Ha-ha, ha-ha. That's real funny. THIS IS SERIOUS."
  • (Don Rickles) "Mrs. Potato Head, Mrs. Potato Head, Mrs. Potato Head -- hey, I can dream, can't I?"
  • (Don Rickles) "Oh, really? I'm from Playskool."
  • (Wallace Shawn) "And I'm from Mattel. Well, I'm not really from Mattel, I'm actually from a smaller company that was purchased by Mattel in a leveraged buyout."
  • (Don Rickles) "Wait just a minute here. What are you trying to pull?"
  • (Tom Hanks) "Nothing."
  • (John Ratzenberger) "That is Disgusting."
  • (Don Rickles) "Murderer"
  • (Tom Hanks) "No, no no no. It's not what you think. I swear."
  • (Don Rickles) "Save it for the jury."
  • (Don Rickles) "I hope Sid pulls your voice box out, ya creep."
  • (Tom Hanks) "Don't leave. You've gotta help us please.You don't know what's it's like over here."
  • (Tom Hanks) "Slink, please. Please listen to me1 Slink, don't --"
  • (Tom Hanks) "SLI-I-I-I-NKYYY."
  • (Don Rickles) "Ages three and up. It's on my box. Ages three and up. I'm not supposed to be babysitting Princess Drool."
  • (Sergeant) "It's -- it's bedsheets."
  • (Don Rickles) "Who invited that kid?"
  • (Sergeant) "There he is men. Get him."
  • (Don Rickles) "Let's string him up by his Pull String."
  • (Annie Potts) "Will you boys stop it?"
  • (John Morris) "Ok Mum, I'll be right down. I've just gotta get Buzz."
  • (John Morris) "Mum have you seen Buzz?"
  • (Andy's Mom) "He should be right in your room, where you left him?"
  • (Andy's Mom) "Andy, I'm heading out the door."
  • (John Morris) "Mum, I can't find him."
  • (Andy's Mom) "Well honey, just take some other toy. Now, come on."
  • (John Morris) "OK."

Jim Varney as Slinky Dog

  • (Jim Varney) "Gaddily bob-howdy."
  • (Tom Hanks) "Oh, shut up."
  • (Jim Varney) "It's Sid."
  • (Wallace Shawn) "I thought he was at summer camp."
  • (John Ratzenberger) "They must've kicked him out early this year."
  • (Wallace Shawn) "Oh no, not Sid."
  • (Jim Varney) "Woody? Where'd you go?"
  • (Don Rickles) "He's lying, Buzz ain't there."
  • (Tom Hanks) "Oh hi Buzz. Why don't you say hello to the guys over there."
  • (Tom Hanks) "Oh hi, how you doing?"
  • (Tom Hanks) "You guys won't believe this, but Buzz and I are friends now."
  • (Tom Hanks) "You bet. To infinity and beyond."
  • (Tom Hanks) "Gimme five."
  • (Wallace Shawn) "Hey look, it is Buzz."
  • (Jim Varney) "I knew you were right all along Woody. I never doubted you for a second."
  • (Jim Varney) "Now gimme back the lights so we can help the two over here."
  • (Jim Varney) "Hey guys, RC's trying to tell us something."
  • (Wallace Shawn) "What is it Boy?"
  • (Don Rickles) "He says that this is no accident."
  • (Annie Potts) "What do you mean?"
  • (Don Rickles) "I mean Humpty Dumpty was pushed, by Woody."
  • (Tom Hanks) "Wait a minute, You don't think I even meant to knock Buzz out the window, do you? Potato Head?"
  • (Don Rickles) "That's Mr. Potato Head to you you Backstabbing murderer."
  • (Tom Hanks) "Now, guys, it was an accident. C'mon, you-you've gotta believe me."
  • (Jim Varney) "We believe ya, Woody. Right, Rex?"
  • (Wallace Shawn) "Well, I mean, uh, I don't like confrontations."
  • (Don Rickles) "Couldn't handle Buzz cutting on your playtime, could you Woody? Didn't wanna face the fact that Buzz might be Andy's new favourite toy. So you got rid of him. Well what if Andy starts playing with me more Woody, huh? You gonna knock me out the window too?"
  • (John Ratzenberger) "I don't think we should give him the chance."

Tim Allen as Buzz

  • (Tim Allen) "Can."
  • (Wallace Shawn) "Whoooa. Oh wow, you flew magnificently."
  • (Annie Potts) "I've found my moving buddy."
  • (Tim Allen) "Thank -- th-thank you all, thank you."
  • (Tom Hanks) "That wasn't flying. That was -- falling with style."
  • (Tim Allen) "Terrain seems a bit unstable. No readout yet if the air is breathable. And there seems to be no sign of intelligent life anywhere --"
  • (Tom Hanks) "Hello-o-o."
  • (Tim Allen) "HO-YAH."
  • (Tom Hanks) "Hey hey. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Did I frighten you? Didn't mean to. Sorry. Howdy. My name -- is Woody -- and this -- is Andy's room. That's all I wanted to say. And also, there has been a bit of a mix-up. This is my spot, see -- the bed here."
  • (Tim Allen) "Local law enforcement. It's about time you got here. I'm Buzz Lightyear, Space Ranger, Universe Protection Unit. My ship has crash-landed here by mistake."
  • (Tom Hanks) "Yes, it is a mistake, because, you see, the bed here is my spot."
  • (Tim Allen) "I need to repair my turbo boosters. Are you still using fossil fuels, or have you discovered crystallic fusion?"
  • (Tom Hanks) "Well, let's see, we got double-A's."
  • (Tim Allen) "Years of Academy training wasted."
  • (Tim Allen) "Sheriff, I can see your indwelling from here. You're almost home."
  • (Alien) "Nirvana is coming, the mystic portal awaits."
  • (Tom Hanks) "Will you be quiet? You guys don't get it, do you? Once we go into Sid's house, we won't be coming out."
  • (Tim Allen) "I've set my laser from stun to kill."
  • (Tom Hanks) "Oh, great. If anyone attacks we can blink em' to death."
  • (Tim Allen) "To infinity, and beyond."
  • (Tim Allen) "What's going on?"
  • (Tom Hanks) "Nothing that concerns you space man, just us toys."
  • (Tim Allen) "I'd better have a look anyway."
  • (Tim Allen) "Why is that soldier strapped to an explosive device?"
  • (Tom Hanks) "That's why. Sid."
  • (Tim Allen) "Sure is a hairy fella --"
  • (Tom Hanks) "No, no, that's Scud, you idiot. That is Sid."
  • (Tim Allen) "You mean that happy child?"
  • (Don Rickles) "That ain't no happy child."
  • (Wallace Shawn) "He tortures toys; just for fun."
  • (Tim Allen) "This is an intergalactic emergency. I need to commandeer your vessel to Sector 12. Who's in charge here?"
  • (All Aliens) "The clawwwwwwwww."
  • (Alien #1) "The claw is our master."
  • (Alien #2) "The claw chooses who will go and who will stay."
  • (Tom Hanks) "This is ludicrous."
  • (Tim Allen) "What a spaceport."
  • (Tim Allen) "Good work, Woody."
  • (Tim Allen) "I am Buzz Lightyear; I come in peace."
  • (Wallace Shawn) "Oh, I'm so glad you're not a dinosaur."
  • (Alien #1) "A stranger."
  • (Alien #2) "From the outside."
  • (Aliens) "Oooooooooooooooh."
  • (Tim Allen) "Greetings, I am Buzz Lightyear. I come in piece."
  • (Tim Allen) "Do you know these life forms?"
  • (Tom Hanks) "Yes, they're Andy's toys."

Annie Potts as Bo Peep

  • (Annie Potts) "What would you say if I get someone else to watch the sheep for me tonight?"
  • (Tom Hanks) "Oh-ho yeah. Thought so."

Wallace Shawn as Rex

  • (Wallace Shawn) "Any dinosaur-shaped ones?"
  • (John Ratzenberger) "Oh, for crying out loud, they're all in boxes, you idiot."
  • (Wallace Shawn) "They're getting bigger --"
  • (Jim Varney) "Wait, there's a nice little one over there."
  • (Jim Varney) "AAAAAHH."
  • (Wallace Shawn) "Mr. Lightyear, now I'm curious -- what does a space ranger actually do?"
  • (Tom Hanks) "He's not a space ran- ger. He doesn't fight evil or, or -- shoot lasers or fly."
  • (Tim Allen) "Excuse me."
  • (John Ratzenberger) "Wow. Impressive wingspan. Very good."
  • (Tom Hanks) "Oh, what? What? These are plastic. He can't fly."
  • (Tim Allen) "They are a terillium-carbonic alloy, and I can fly."
  • (Tom Hanks) "No, you can't."
  • (Tim Allen) "Yes, I can."
  • (Tom Hanks) "Can't."
  • (Tim Allen) "Can."
  • (Tom Hanks) "Can't, can't, ca-an't."
  • (Tim Allen) "I tell you, I could fly around this room with my eyes closed."
  • (Tom Hanks) "Okay, Mr. Lightbeer, prove it."
  • (Tim Allen) "All right then, I will."

John Morris as Andy

  • (John Morris) "I couldn't find my Buzz. I know I left him right there."
  • (Andy's Mom) "Honey, I'm sure he's around. You'll find him."
  • (John Morris) "All right, everyone. This -- is a stick-up. Don't anybody move. Now empty that safe."
  • (John Morris) "Ooh, hoo hoo. Money, money, money."
  • (John Morris) "Stop it. Stop it, you mean old potato."
  • (John Morris) "Quiet, Bo Peep. Or your sheep get run over."
  • (John Morris) "Help. Baaa. Help us."
  • (John Morris) "Oh no. Not my sheep. Somebody do something."
  • (Tom Hanks) "Reach for the sky."
  • (John Morris) "Oh no. Sheriff Woody."
  • (John Morris) "I'm here to stop you, One-eyed Bart."
  • (John Morris) "D'oh. How'd you know it was me?"
  • (John Morris) "Are you gonna come quietly?"
  • (John Morris) "Ya can't touch me, Sheriff. I brought my Attack Dog,"
  • (John Morris) "with a built-in force field."
  • (John Morris) "Well, I brought my dinosaur."
  • (John Morris) "Who eats force field dogs."
  • (John Morris) "Arr rawr rawr. Yipe, yipe-yipe-yipe."
  • (John Morris) "You're going to jail, Bart. Say goodbye to the wife and tater tots."
  • (John Morris) "You saved the day again, Woody."
  • (Tom Hanks) "You're my favorite deputy."

Sarah Freeman as Hannah

  • (Sarah Freeman) "Mom. Mom, have you seen my Sally doll?"
  • (Sid's Mom) "What, dear? What was that?"
  • (Sarah Freeman) "Never mind."

John Ratzenberger as Hamm

  • (John Ratzenberger) "Yes, sir, we're next month's garage sale fodder for sure."
  • (Sergeant) "Molly's first present is -- Mrs. Potato Head. Repeat, a Mrs. Potato Head."
  • (John Ratzenberger) "Way to go, Ida-ho."
  • (Don Rickles) "Gee, I'd better shave."

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