Touched (Buffy the Vampire Slayer) Quotes

Touched (Buffy the Vampire Slayer) is a television show that was first aired in 1970 . Touched ended in 1970.

Touched (Buffy the Vampire Slayer) Quotes

• (Buffy Summers) "You realize what will happen if the slayer and her girls get it, don't you?"
• (Caleb) "They won't."
• (Buffy Summers) "That's right. They won't, because you're going to kill all of them and everyone they know."
• (Caleb) "Hallelujah."

• (Andrew Wells) "Hi everybody. I missed you guys a lot. Sorry it took so long to get back from our mission-mission, but we had to wait out the sun. Well, I think our-our mission went very well. We, uh, we rode on Spike's hog, which was very cool, and, uh, uh, played some amusing games, and, uh; Oh. We got some information. You know what? I really need to urinate."
• (Spike) "He's a breath of fresh air, innit he? Thank God I don't breathe."

• (Principal Robin Wood) "That's exactly what The First does. Finds your Achilles Heel."
• (Faith) "No, it just talked to me. What, it does a heel thing, too?"
• (Principal Robin Wood) "Um, it's a; it's a phrase. Your weak spot."
• (Faith) "Oh. The school thing. I was kinda absent that decade."

• (Andrew Wells) "I feel used and violated and I need a lozenge."

• (Kennedy) "I've never been the bait before. That was, uh -- actually, kind of scary."
• (Caridad) "We had your back."
• (Giles) "You did well. Your performance as a disgruntled minion was spot on."
• (Kennedy) "I'm method."

• (Spike) "So, uh, Buffy took some time off right in the middle of the apocalypse and it was her decision."
• (Xander Harris) "Well, uh, we all decided."
• (Spike) "Oh yeah, YOU all decided. You sad, sad, ungrateful traitors. Who do you think you are?"
• (Willow) "We're her friends, we just wanted --"
• (Spike) "Oh, that's ballsy of you. You're her friends, and you treat her like this."
• (Giles) "You don't understand."
• (Spike) "Oh, I think I do -- Rupert. You used to be the big man, didn't you. The teacher, all full of wisdom. Now, she's surpassed you, and you can't handle it. She has saved your lives again and again. She has died for you, and this is how you thank her?"

• (Spike) "A hundred plus years. And there's only one thing I've ever been sure of: you."
• (Spike) ". Hey, look at me. I'm not asking you for anything. When I say I love you, it's not because I want you, or because I can't have you. And it has nothing to do with me. I love what you are. What you do. How you try. I've seen your kindness and your strength. I've seen the best and the worst of you. And I understand with perfect clarity exactly what you are: you're a hell of a woman. You're the one, Buffy."
• (Buffy Summers) "I don't want to be the one."
• (Spike) "I don't want to be this good-looking and athletic. We all have crosses to bear."

• (Buffy Summers) "Will you just hold me?"

• (Caleb) "You whore."
• (Buffy Summers) "You know, you really should watch your language. Someone didn't know you, they might think you were a woman-hating jerk."

• (Kennedy) "Something not right?"
• (Willow) "No. No, I just, uh -- I guess I'm a little scared."
• (Kennedy) "It's probably stupid to ask why, huh? Death, war, apocalypse --"
• (Willow) "Me. I-I'm just scared that if we -- and then I'll -- and then --"
• (Kennedy) "And then? Isn't that the good part?"
• (Willow) "Good? Yeah, good-good feeling. But also --"
• (Kennedy) "Bad stuff? Like unrestrained moaning and screaming with joy?"

• (Mayor Richard Wilkins III) "No matter what you do, Buffy will always see you as a killer, not as a person. And now you have what she so desperately wants: the respect of these girls. All she needs is an excuse, and she'll finish what she started when she stuck that knife in your belly. You stay on guard, Faith. Buffy's dangerous. If you're not careful, she'll destroy you. I'm just saying."

• (Dawn) "I've been reading this old Turkish spell book. There's an old conjuration that the ancient Turks used to communicate with the dying."
• (Willow) "Oh, yeah. I think I've read a translation of that."
• (Dawn) "There's a translation of it?"
• (Dawn) "I'm over it."

• (Anya) "We're all on death's door repeatedly ringing the doorbell, like maniacal girl scouts trying to make quota."

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