Too Many Crooks Quotes

Too Many Crooks is a TV show that debuted in 1970 . Too Many Crooks ended in 1970.

It features Mario Zampi as producer, Stanley Black in charge of musical score, and Stanley Pavey as head of cinematography.

Too Many Crooks is recorded in English and originally aired in United Kingdom. Each episode of Too Many Crooks is 87 minutes long. Too Many Crooks is distributed by Rank Film Distributors (UK).

The cast includes: Brenda De Banzie as Lucy Gordon, Terry-Thomas as Billy Gordon, George Cole as Fingers, Tutte Lemkow as Swarthy Man, and Sid James as Sid.

Too Many Crooks Quotes

Brenda De Banzie as Lucy Gordon

• (Brenda De Banzie) "Billy he's a nice young man and she loves him."
• (Terry-Thomas) "Oh, don't be so ridiculous. Nobody loves a Tax Inspector. They're beyond the Pale."
• (Brenda De Banzie) "It's a most honourable profession."
• (Terry-Thomas) "Honourable? Are you kidding?"

George Cole as Fingers

• (George Cole) "Ooh, you told the Inspector some whoppers just now, didn't you sir? Here, s'posing he wanted to meet your missus? You'd have a bit of a job finding the bits, wouldn't you sir?"

Terry-Thomas as Billy Gordon

• (Terry-Thomas) "Guten tag."
• (Tutte Lemkow) "Bonjour."
• (Terry-Thomas) "Oh. You're French."
• (Tutte Lemkow) "No. I am Finnish."
• (Terry-Thomas) "Oh, why do you speak French?"
• (Tutte Lemkow) "Finnish is too difficult."

Sid James as Sid

• (Sid James) "What are we supposed to do now? Keep her as a pet?"

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