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Tongan Ninja Quotes

Tongan Ninja is a television program that first aired in 1970 . Tongan Ninja stopped airing in 1970.

It features Andrew Calder & Jason Stutter as producer, and Breaking Benjamin in charge of musical score.

Tongan Ninja is recorded in English and originally aired in New Zealand. Each episode of Tongan Ninja is 83 minutes long. Tongan Ninja is distributed by Anchor Bay Entertainment (US).

The cast includes: Jemaine Clement as Action Fighter, Charley Murphy Samau as Tongan Ninja, Raybon Kan as Asian Sidekick, Sam Manu as Ninja, and Linda Tseng as Miss Lee.

Tongan Ninja Quotes

Charley Murphy Samau as Tongan Ninja

  • (Charley Murphy Samau) "You fight like a clown"
  • (Jemaine Clement) "That is because I was trained by a fool"
  • (Charley Murphy Samau) "He's your father?"
  • (Jemaine Clement) "Yes, and what's more I am his son"
  • (Charley Murphy Samau) "Marvin."
  • (Jemaine Clement) "That name no longer holds any meaning to me. I am now known as -- Action Fighter"

Jemaine Clement as Action Fighter

  • (Jemaine Clement) "Your father was eaten by a fish."
  • (Jemaine Clement) "Welcome to my patio of death."
  • (Jemaine Clement) "So, you are the infamous Gun Man"
  • (Gun Man) "That's right"
  • (Jemaine Clement) "I hear your good with guns"
  • (Gun Man) "I'm not just good; I'm the best"
  • (Jemaine Clement) "I heard you were good. I once knew a man who was good with children. They called him; Children Man. Know him?"
  • (Gun Man) "I kneecapped him and then I killed him"
  • (Jemaine Clement) "Nice"

Linda Tseng as Miss Lee

  • (Linda Tseng) "I need to talk to you"
  • (Charley Murphy Samau) "Look, if it's about the decapitation thing I'm sorry"
  • (Linda Tseng) "You killed him."
  • (Charley Murphy Samau) "Yeah. He was going to hurt you Miss Lee"
  • (Linda Tseng) "Don't you understand? You can't just kill someone."
  • (Charley Murphy Samau) "Women"

Raybon Kan as Asian Sidekick

  • (Raybon Kan) "Somehow he knows where we are going"
  • (Sam Manu) "Should I stop indicating?"

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