Tomorrow Is Yesterday Quotes

Tomorrow Is Yesterday is a TV program that first aired in 1970 . Tomorrow Is Yesterday ended its run in 1970.

It features Alexander Courage in charge of musical score.

Tomorrow Is Yesterday Quotes

• (Captain John Christopher) "I take it that a lady computer is not routine."
• (Mr. Spock) "We'd put into Cygnet XIV for general repair and maintenance. Cygnet XIV is a planet dominated by women. They seemed to feel the ship's computer system lacked the personality. They gave it one. Female, of course."
• (Captain John Christopher) "Well, you, you people certainly have interesting problems. I'd, uh -- I'd love to stay around to see how your girlfriend works out, but --"

• (Capt. Kirk) "We're from your future. A time warp placed us here. It was an accident."
• (Captain John Christopher) "You seem to have a lot of them."

• (Capt. Kirk) "Get your gear, report to the transporter room. And, Captain Christopher, you only have about fifteen years, so you'd better hurry."

• (Capt. Kirk) "Feel free to look around, Captain. Don't touch anything, but I think you'll find it interesting."
• (Captain John Christopher) "Interesting is a word and a half for it, Captain."

• (Capt. Kirk) "Your surprise package is an Air Police sergeant from the base. I want you to keep him in the transporter room. No sense in letting him see any more of the ship than is necessary."
• (Mr. Spock) "I don't believe there'll be any trouble in that respect, Captain. Our guest seems quite satisfied to remain where he is."

• (Capt. Kirk) "All right, Colonel. The truth is, I'm a little green man from Alpha Centauri, a beautiful place. You ought to see it."
• (Lieutenant Colonel Fellini) "I am going to lock you up for 200 years."
• (Capt. Kirk) "That ought to be just about right."

• (Capt. Kirk) "Starfleet Control. This is the Enterprise, Captain Kirk speaking."
• (Enterprise Computer) "Record ship arrival, dear."
• (Unnamed) "Enterprise, this is Starfleet Control. Come in, please."
• (Capt. Kirk) "Starfleet Control, repeating message. The Enterprise is home. Kirk out."

• (Captain John Christopher) "I never have believed in little green men."
• (Mr. Spock) "Neither have I."

• (Captain John Christopher) "Too bad, Captain. Maybe I can't go home, but neither can you. You're as much a prisoner in time as I am."

• (Lieutenant Colonel Fellini) "I want to know how you got in here. Now, that's a simple question. Give me a simple answer. Nobody saw you. You got all the way inside here without tripping any alarm. How did you do it?"
• (Capt. Kirk) "Believe me, Colonel -- you wouldn't believe me."
• (Lieutenant Colonel Fellini) "Now, don't try to be funny. How did you get in?"
• (Capt. Kirk) "I popped in out of thin air."

• (Mr. Spock) "I made an error in my computations."
• (Dr. McCoy) "Oh? This could be an historic occasion."

• (Captain John Christopher) "You don't trust me, Spock."
• (Mr. Spock) "In fact, I do. But only to a certain point."

• (Mr. Spock) "Except for secondary systems, everything is out, sir. We're on impulse power only."
• (Capt. Kirk) "Auxiliaries?"
• (Mr. Spock) "If Mr. Scott is still with us, auxiliaries should be on momentarily."
• (Mr. Spock) "Mr. Scott is still with us."

• (Unnamed) "This is the 5.30 news summary. Cape Kennedy. The first manned moon shot is scheduled for Wednesday, 6 a.m. Eastern Standard Time. All three astronauts who are to make this historic --"
• (Capt. Kirk) "Manned moon shot? That was in the late 1960s."
• (Mr. Spock) "Apparently, Captain, so are we."

• (Air Force Captain) "Watch the scope, Webb. Air Defence will want to send somebody up to get a closer look. I think we have a real UFO on our hands."

• (Capt. Kirk) "And if we do get back to where we belong, then he won't belong. We're roughly about the same age, but in our society, he'd be useless. Archaic."
• (Dr. McCoy) "But maybe he could be retrained, re-educated."
• (Capt. Kirk) "Now you're sounding like Spock."
• (Dr. McCoy) "If you're gonna get nasty, I'm gonna leave."

• (Captain John Christopher) "I never thought I'd make it into space. I was in line to be chosen for the space program. But I didn't qualify."
• (Capt. Kirk) "Take a good look around, Captain. You made it here ahead of all of them."

• (Mr. Spock) "We cannot return him to Earth, Captain. He already knows too much about us and is learning more. I do not specifically refer to Captain Christopher; but suppose an unscrupulous man were to gain certain knowledge of man's future. Such a man could manipulate key industries, stocks, and even nations, and in so doing, change what must be. And if it is changed, Captain, you and I, and all that we know, might not even exist."
• (Capt. Kirk) "Your logic can be most -- annoying."

• (Enterprise Computer) "Recommendation for his disposition, dear?"
• (Capt. Kirk) "Maintenance note. My recording computer has a serious malfunction. Recommend it either be corrected -- or scrapped. Compute."
• (Enterprise Computer) "Computed."

• (Capt. Kirk) "Captain's log, supplemental. Engineering Officer Scott informs, warp engines damaged, but can be made operational and re-energized."
• (Enterprise Computer) "Computed and recorded, dear."
• (Capt. Kirk) "Computer, you will not address me in that manner. Compute."
• (Enterprise Computer) "Computed -- dear."
• (Capt. Kirk) "Mr. Spock, I ordered this computer and its interlinking systems repaired."
• (Mr. Spock) "I have investigated it, Captain. To correct the fault will require an overhaul of the entire computer system and a minimum of three weeks at a starbase."
• (Capt. Kirk) "I wouldn't mind so much if only it didn't get so -- affectionate."
• (Mr. Spock) "It also has an unfortunate tendency to giggle."

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