Tom Goes to the Mayor Quotes

Tom Goes to the Mayor is a TV show that appeared on TV in 2004 on Adult Swim. Tom Goes to the Mayor ended its run in 2006.

Tom Goes to the Mayor lasted 2 seasons and 30 (and 2 pilots and 1 special) episodes. It features Davin Wood as composer. Tom Goes to the Mayor is executive produced by Tim Heidecker, Eric Wareheim, and Bob Odenkirk. Tom Goes to the Mayor is created by Tim Heidecker; Eric Wareheim.

Each episode of Tom Goes to the Mayor is 11 minutes long. Tom Goes to the Mayor is produced by Dipshot Films, Abso Lutely Productions, and Williams Street.

The cast includes: The Mayor as The Mayor.

Tom Goes to the Mayor Quotes

The Mayor as The Mayor

• (Tom Peters) "Well, basically, I've done a lot of research, and, um, we think that the best way to protect our youngest citizens in Jefferton here is to -- surround them with, uh, bear traps."
• (The Mayor) "Wonderful, Tom, wonderful."
• (Tom Peters) "It's basically for their protection, so I don't know why you wouldn't want to do that. Of course, obviously there's a little bit of risk, so, um -- actually, a lot, uh, a tremendous amount of risk, um -- I hate to say it, but I will guarantee that a number of kids will be injured or possibly, um -- killed in the project --"
• (Tom Peters) "Thank you."

• (Tom Peters) "Hi, I'm Tom Peters."
• (The Mayor) "Hello, Tom."

• (Tom Peters) "I had just an idea I wanted to run past you about children's safety --"
• (The Mayor) "That's interesting, Tom. I just had a meeting with my TV about that. Let me hear your thoughts."
• (Tom Peters) "Well, uh, child safety, uh, right -- the first and, uh, last step is to establish a perimeter surrounding our, you know, parks and zoos and, uh, nurseries, and day-care centers, and elementary --"
• (The Mayor) "Bear traps."
• (Tom Peters) "Uh -- uh, okay, uh --"
• (The Mayor) "You're talking about using bear traps to surround these safe zones, right? I love it."
• (Tom Peters) "Well, no, I-I --"
• (The Mayor) "You sold me on this idea."
• (Tom Peters) "Oh. Wow."

• (Mike Fox) "My name is Mike Foxx and I've lost thirteen of my own children; four to wind poisoning, two to sand rash, five to deadly crickets, and at least six to a mysterious drifter who looks and sounds like this guy:"
• (Mysterious Drifter) "This is the sound of my voice."
• (The Mayor) "Oh, no."

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