To Love and Die in Dixie Quotes

To Love and Die in Dixie is a TV program that was first aired in 1970 . To Love and Die in Dixie ended in 1970.

To Love and Die in Dixie Quotes

• (Machine) "You have 113 new messages."
• (Unnamed) "Oh my."
• (Unnamed) "Uh, yeah, I was just wonderin', uh -- where the newspaper boy was."
• (Unnamed) "Haven't seen the newspaper in a couple days. Wonderin' if he ever gon' come back."
• (Unnamed) "Guess who? Sorry to leave you so many messages. Just lonely here. Thinkin' about the muscly-armed paperboy. Wishin' he'd come by and bring me some good news."
• (Unnamed) "Where are ya?"
• (Unnamed) "Ah, you're startin' to piss me off, you little piggly sumbitch. Call me."

• (Unnamed) "My daughter would absolutely love you."

• (Unnamed) "Hey uh Lois, I don't get how this works. It's just a hole. I don't think it goes anywhere. No, it definitely doesn't go anywhere."
• (Unnamed) "Ugh. Oh God. It's everywhere. Ugh. It's in my raccoon wounds. Oh God."

• (Unnamed) "Heard her on my C.B. said her name was Mimi, sounded like an angel come to Earth."
• (Hillbilly Band) "Come to Earth."
• (Unnamed) "But when i went to meet her, boy you should have seen her, twice as big as me, three times the girth."
• (Hillbilly Band) "Times the Girth."
• (Unnamed) "Oh my big baby loves to eat."
• (Hillbilly Band) "Loves to eat."
• (Unnamed) "A big old Budda belly and breasts way past her feet. Oh my big baby loves to e-e-eat, my big old fat-ass baby loves to eat."
• (Unnamed) "I've got blisters on me fingers."

• (Unnamed) "I dunno, Brian, maybe Lois is right. Maybe it is time for me to get a job."
• (Unnamed) "Yeah, too bad you always blow it in the interview."
• (Interviewer) "Okay, Peter, where do you see yourself in five years?"
• (Unnamed) "Don't say doing your wife, don't say doing your wife, don't say doing your wife."
• (Unnamed) "Doing your --"
• (Unnamed) "son?"

• (Unnamed) "Someone's in the closet."
• (Unnamed) "You know you're a redneck when your gun rack has a gun rack on it."
• (Unnamed) "You suck."

• (Unnamed) "Eww, we're going to be living here?"
• (Unnamed) "Now come on Meg, I bet if we fixed it up a little, it could be a piece of crap."

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