To Die For Quotes

To Die For is a television program that first aired in 1970 . To Die For ended its run in 1970.

It features Laura Ziskin as producer, Danny Elfman in charge of musical score, and Eric Alan Edwards as head of cinematography.

To Die For is recorded in English and originally aired in United States, United Kingdom, and Canada. Each episode of To Die For is 106 minutes long. To Die For is distributed by Columbia Pictures.

The cast includes: Joaquin Phoenix as Jimmy, Alison Folland as Lydia Mertz, Nicole Kidman as Suzanne Stone Maretto, Wayne Knight as Ed Grant, Illeana Douglas as Janice Maretto, Dan Hedaya as Joe Maretto, and Michael Rispoli as Ben DeLuca.

To Die For Quotes

Alison Folland as Lydia Mertz

• (Alison Folland) "But it's really something when you think that -- I'm the one who's gonna be famous. Suzanne would die if she knew."

• (Alison Folland) "He says that he needs to see you and that he's dying of love."
• (Nicole Kidman) "Ughhh. Tell him to call a doctor."
• (Alison Folland) "And Russell wants his money, and his CDs."
• (Nicole Kidman) "Really? Well, you tell Russell if he doesn't keep his mouth shut, he's gonna be playing his god**** CDs in the gas chamber."

• (Alison Folland) "Suzanne used to say that you're not really anybody in America unless you're on TV -- 'cause what's the point of doing anything worthwhile if there's nobody watching? So when people are watching, it makes you a better person. So if everybody was on TV all the time, everybody would be better people. But, if everybody was on TV all the time, there wouldn't be anybody left to watch, and that's where I get confused."

Nicole Kidman as Suzanne Stone Maretto

• (Nicole Kidman) "You know Mr. Gorbachev, the guy that ran Russia for so long? I am a firm believer that he would still be in power today if he had had that ugly purple thing taken off his head."

• (Nicole Kidman) "Good Evening, from the WWEN Weather Center."
• (Wayne Knight) "Weather Center?"

• (Nicole Kidman) "You aren't really anybody in America if you're not on TV."

• (Nicole Kidman) "It's their word against mine. Who are they? Bunch of 16-year-old losers who grew up in trailers whose parents sit around drinking and screwing their cousins."
• (Nicole Kidman) "I'm a professional person, for Christ's sake. I come from a good home. Who do you think a jury would believe?"

• (Nicole Kidman) "Well, you grow up, you know? You think it's all gonna be like a fairytale. Like you're Sleeping Beauty, and along comes this Prince Charming, and he looks at you, and it's night time, and he smiles at you and kisses you."
• (Alison Folland) "Yeah, I; I know that story."
• (Nicole Kidman) "And then -- then you wake up -- and it's daylight -- and you look at him. It's just when you work all day, trying to perfect yourself and create something meaningful, you expect some support. Does anyone ever say "Did you have a good shoot today?" or "How's the editing going?" or anything of that nature?"
• (Alison Folland) "I guess not."
• (Nicole Kidman) "No. I mean, the point is -- Larry is a nice guy, you know? But he just doesn't know a thing about television."

• (Nicole Kidman) "You're not anybody in America unless you're on TV. On TV is where we learn about who we really are. Because what's the point of doing anything worthwhile if nobody's watching? And if people are watching, it makes you a better person."

Dan Hedaya as Joe Maretto

• (Dan Hedaya) "Che fatto?"
• (Michael Rispoli) "Anatra in acqua"
• (Dan Hedaya) "Non fa niente"

Illeana Douglas as Janice Maretto

(We don't have any quotes for this character)

Joaquin Phoenix as Jimmy

• (Joaquin Phoenix) "Any time it rains, or when there's thunder and lightning, or when it snows, I have to jack off."

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