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To Be or Not to Be (1983 film) Quotes

To Be or Not to Be (1983 film) is a television program that debuted in 1970 . To Be or Not to Be completed its run in 1970.

It features Mel Brooks as producer, John Morris (composer) in charge of musical score, and Gerald Hirschfeld as head of cinematography.

To Be or Not to Be (1983 film) is recorded in English, Polish and originally aired in United States. Each episode of To Be or Not to Be (1983 film) is 107 minutes long. To Be or Not to Be (1983 film) is distributed by 20th Century Fox.

The cast includes: Mel Brooks as Frederick Bronski, Anne Bancroft as Anna Bronski, Tim Matheson as Lieutenant Andre Sobinski, Jack Riley as Dobish, James Haake as Sasha, Anne Bancroft as Anna Bronksi, George Wyner as Ratkowski, Lewis J. Stadlen as Lupinsky, and George Gaynes as Ravitch.

To Be or Not to Be (1983 film) Quotes

Anne Bancroft as Anna Bronski

  • (Anne Bancroft) "Oh look, a piano. With KEYS. And it WORKS."
  • (Anne Bancroft) "He's world-famous in Poland."
  • (Anne Bancroft) "They say its going to be a really cold winter."
  • (Capt. Schultz, of Erhardt's Staff) "I don't know anyzing about zat."
  • (Anne Bancroft) "All these flowers on a Lieutenant's pay, you shouldn't have."
  • (Tim Matheson) "That's OK. My father is a florist."
  • (Colonel Erhardt) "Mrs. Bronski, Mrs. Bronski, Mrs. Bronski."
  • (Anne Bancroft) "We're all here."
  • (Anne Bancroft) "I never sup after I've dined."
  • (Unnamed) "You are sitting in Col. Erhardt's chair."
  • (Anne Bancroft) "Oh, how silly of me. Ten minutes ago it was my chair."
  • (Anne Bancroft) "First you invade Poland, then you invade Warsaw, then you invade my dressing room -- you people are compulsive invaders."

Mel Brooks as Frederick Bronski

  • (Mel Brooks) "All I want is peace. Peace. Peace."
  • (Mel Brooks) "A little piece of Poland, a little piece of France."
  • (Mel Brooks) "When this is allover, I'm gonna get you everything you need. You need a coat -- you need a dress -- you need shoes."
  • (Mel Brooks) "and you need a shave --"
  • (Mel Brooks) "-- a shave?"
  • (Mel Brooks) "Just don't keep me hanging much longer, I stink without a script."
  • (Lewis J. Stadlen) "He stinks with a script."
  • (Mel Brooks) "I heard that."
  • (Mel Brooks) "Remember, Erhardt, I'm going to see the Fuhrer tonight. Who knows what we'll talk about."
  • (Colonel Erhardt) "Cigar? Cigarette? Chocolate-covered nugats?"
  • (Mel Brooks) "Chocolate-covered what?"
  • (Colonel Erhardt) "Nugats."
  • (Mel Brooks) "No. Thank you."
  • (Mel Brooks) "More. What are they, Jews or rabbits?"
  • (Mel Brooks) "I did it. I did it. I gave the greatest performance of my life --"
  • (Mel Brooks) "And nobody saw it."
  • (Mel Brooks) "It's a, it's a, it's a RAT hole."
  • (Mel Brooks) "If we don't make it through this, I forgive you for whatever happened between you and Lt. Sobinsky -- but if we do, you're in a lot of trouble."
  • (Mel Brooks) "Remember, Earhardt, I'm going to see the Furher tonight; who knows what we'll talk about."

Tim Matheson as Lieutenant Andre Sobinski

  • (Tim Matheson) "Heil Hitler."
  • (Jack Riley) "Heil Hitler."
  • (Mel Brooks) "Heil myself."
  • (Tim Matheson) "I loved that picture of you on the farm. You behind the plow. By the way, where was that?"
  • (Anne Bancroft) "In the "Chronicle"."
  • (Tim Matheson) "No, I mean where's the farm?"
  • (Anne Bancroft) "Oh, the farm. The farm. Well, that's out of town somewhere -- You know, that's where they keep them."

James Haake as Sasha

  • (James Haake) "Are you all right?"
  • (Anne Bancroft) "I'm fine."
  • (James Haake) "Then why are you on the floor?"
  • (Anne Bancroft) "The Floor? I'm on the floor? I'm on the FLOOR. Well get me up."
  • (James Haake) "Enter, Andre Sobinski."
  • (Anne Bancroft) "Exit, Sasha Kinski."

George Wyner as Ratkowski

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George Gaynes as Ravitch

  • (George Gaynes) "What happened? He's good tonight."

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