Tittybangbang Quotes

Tittybangbang is a TV program that appeared on TV in 1970 on BBC Three . Tittybangbang stopped airing in 2007.

Tittybangbang lasted 21 (including pilot) episodes. Tittybangbang is executive produced by Bob Mortimer and Lisa Clark. Tittybangbang is created by Bob Mortimer and Jill Parker.

Each episode of Tittybangbang is 30 mins long.

Tittybangbang Quotes

• (Lucy Montgomerry) "Oh, give him his Donald."
• (Di Botcher) "But it could kill him."
• (Lucy Montgomerry) "Death by a duck, bonanza."
• (Tony Way) "At least i'd die happy."
• (Lucy Montgomerry) "You're not gonna die, you're just getting you're ass sorted."

• (Lucy Montgomerry) "What is bombing Mr Hasselhoff?"
• (Tony Way) "Bombing is where you jump in with your arms wrapped around your legs, arse facing the water."
• (Lucy Montgomerry) "Oh I would never do that Mr David, because I have recently had extensive liposuction and work done to my arse. Do you like my new arse, I think it's really sweet."

• (Don Peacock) "What's that you've done with your hair, it looks like you've had a bit of a shock."
• (Unnamed) "It's an afro, my father was a black man."
• (Don Peacock) "Ah. That would explain the shock then."

• (Magwash) "For those of you who are standing, it might be best you s*** yourself, for this tale will cause ye great s***e."
• (Barmaid) "Surely you mean great fright, Magwash?"
• (Magwash) "How dare you interrupt the tale-"
• (Magwash) "Aye I did mean great fright, not great s***e."

• (Lucy Montgomerry) "I'd rather live with the burning sensation."

• (Maxine Bendix) "I won't have anything up me."

• (Italian Maid) "Oh look I can see my reflection, oh what a boring reflection."

• (Lucy Montgomerry) "Don't look at me, I'm just busting metal."

• (Lucy Montgomerry) "Get out of my face."

• (Parker) "Lose the breathing Harris."
• (Harris) "Sorry Ma'am."

• (Italian Maid) "Aaah. It's a metal sex crime."

• (Lucy Montgomerry) "I have a very large ass."

• (Don Peacock) "Now, did the agency tell you that I would be paying twenty pounds, and that I would be piddling on you?"
• (Unnamed) "What, I don't understand Don."
• (Don Peacock) "That's alright, you'll know when it hits you."

• (Tom Cruise) "I'm six foot two, and growing."
• (Unnamed) "Give or take half a foot boss --"

• (Maxine Bendix) "It's just a little seepage. Just a little bit of seepage."

• (Lucy Montgomerry) "I suffer terribly with my nerves I do."

• (Lucy Montgomerry) "I'm going for an audition in London. London. London."
• (Lucy Montgomerry) "I'm going for a hostpital appointment in Swansea, Swansea, Swansea."

• (Nicola) "Pamela has taken it upon herself to introduce a full grown dog to the bedroom."
• (Pamela) "Whereas Nicola would rather it was shut outside."
• (Nicola) "It's bad enough that I have to share a room with your shutty knuckers."

• (Gwyneth) "I have a dream, a song to sing, to help me cope with anything."
• (Judge) "No."
• (Gwyneth) "WHAT DID YOU SAY?"
• (Judge) "Er -- Yes."

• (Don Peacock) "Can I have a little widdle on you?"

• (Italian Maid) "Don't look at Me. I'm shy."

• (Pete Wade) "Don't touch, dangerous chemicals."

• (Dad) "Fart on it."

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