Tin Men Quotes

Tin Men is a TV show that debuted in 1970 . Tin Men stopped airing in 1970.

It features Mark Johnson (producer) as producer, and Peter Sova as head of cinematography.

Tin Men is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Tin Men is 110 minutes long. Tin Men is distributed by Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures.

The cast includes: Richard Dreyfuss as Bill Babowsky, Danny DeVito as Ernest Tilley, Jackie Gayle as Sam, and Barbara Hershey as Nora Tilley.

Tin Men Quotes

Jackie Gayle as Sam

• (Jackie Gayle) "'Bonanza' is not an accurate depiction of the west."

• (Jackie Gayle) "You notice Little Joe never says "Hey Pa, I'm gonna go into town to get a piece of ass"?"

• (Jackie Gayle) "You know, Tilley, I'm beginning to believe in God."
• (Danny DeVito) "Yeah me too."
• (Jackie Gayle) "No, you don't know what I mean. I'm beginning to think about God more."
• (Danny DeVito) "What, you were never one of those atheists, were you?"
• (Jackie Gayle) "No, I'm not sayin' that. It's just that I'm beginning to give God more thought."
• (Danny DeVito) "What, did you have some kind of religious experience or something."
• (Jackie Gayle) "Well, yeah, the other day I took the wife to lunch, we went and has some smorgasboard, and it just kinda happened."
• (Danny DeVito) "At the smorg -- you found God at the smorgasboard?"
• (Jackie Gayle) "Well, yeah, I'm looking at all this food, I see all these vegetables, and I think, all these things came outta the ground. I see tomatoes, outta the ground, carrots, outta the ground, radishes outta the ground. And I think, all of these things come outta the ground. And I'm just talkin' about the vegetables, I haven't gotten to the fruits yet. And I think, how can that be? How can all these things come outta the ground? With all these things comin' outta the ground, there must be a God."

Danny DeVito as Ernest Tilley

• (Danny DeVito) "If Mr. Merengue wants to play, we'll play."

• (Danny DeVito) "Ok, Mr. Merengue, let's dance."

• (Danny DeVito) "There is no sympathy for the working man in this country."

Richard Dreyfuss as Bill Babowsky

• (Richard Dreyfuss) "I'm gonna get this guy. Just for the fun of it."

• (Richard Dreyfuss) "Hey, asshole. This is the ultimate "f*** you". I just poked your wife."
• (Danny DeVito) "What are you talking about?"
• (Richard Dreyfuss) "Yeah, she's in my bed right now with a very big smile on her face."
• (Danny DeVito) "Well, that's just fine by me. She's a pain in the ass. An albatross around my neck. You're welcome to her. Keep her, and may you both rot in Hell."

• (Richard Dreyfuss) "Are you a Lunatic? Are you tellin' me that you didn't see me comin' out of this lot? There's a red light there for cryin' out loud. You're supposed to stop."

Barbara Hershey as Nora Tilley

• (Barbara Hershey) "If we went on a picnic it would be fun."
• (Danny DeVito) "I don't understand a picnic. We go someplace, we put a thing on the ground and eat."
• (Barbara Hershey) "Yeah, it's nice to do that."
• (Danny DeVito) "Why? I don't get it. It's better sittin' in front of the TV."
• (Barbara Hershey) "I happen to think there's somethin' nice about a picnic. It's fun."
• (Danny DeVito) "What's fun about it? Ants get in the food; there's bees. I don't get it. You have to drive; it takes you maybe an hour to get there. And then whataya do? You sit on the grass and eat. Why is that fun?"

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