Tikka to Ride Quotes

Tikka to Ride is a TV program that first aired in 1970 . Tikka to Ride ended its run in 1970.

Tikka to Ride Quotes

• (Unnamed) "Hey, what's going on down there? What're all those people doing gathered around that giant pizza?"
• (Unnamed) "That is not a giant pizza, sir."
• (Unnamed) "It's 8 foot across, man; you don't think that's giant? What kind of pizza house have you been going to? The Fat-Bastard-o-ria?"

• (Unnamed) "Smeg. I forgot to ask if there were any curry houses in Dallas."

• (Unnamed) "Oh, life without curry. That's like Laurel without Hardy; the Lone Ranger without -- that Indian bloke."

• (Unnamed) "rrrrrrrRRRROWWWWR. I feel GREAT. Got all the beauty sleep I needed. Stayed awake all night."

• (Unnamed) "Dallas? Wasn't that the place where that American king got assassinated?"
• (Unnamed) "JFK."
• (Unnamed) "No. It was John something, not Jeff Kay."
• (Unnamed) "JFK, not Jeff Kay, you gimboid. Like the airport. I did a paper on him at school."
• (Unnamed) "I wonder why anybody would want to name their kid after an airport."
• (Unnamed) "The airport was named after the President."
• (Unnamed) "Alright."

• (Unnamed) "They're not comin' back -- I'm lost in deep space -- I'm three million years from home -- No life, no bed, no nothin' -- Just me -- and 3 1/2 tons of curry --"
• (Unnamed) "Fan-smeggin-TASTIC."

• (Unnamed) "How come you need more memory? Over the years you've had more RAM than a field of sheep."

• (Unnamed) "I'm just describing how Starbug survived despite the time lines being erased, so now this reality's unstable, and anomalies have formed to cope with the paradox."
• (Unnamed) "Oh, garbled, confusing, and quite frankly duller than an in-flight magazine produced by Air Belgium."

• (Unnamed) "You know the news? All the curry supplies have been destroyed."
• (Unnamed) "We heard."
• (Unnamed) "As a mark of respect, I though on Sunday at 12:00 we could have a minute's flatulence"

• (Unnamed) "The Time Drive has frozen."
• (Unnamed) "Let me see."
• (Unnamed) "Do you think it's because the sub-space conduits have locked with the transponder calibrations and caused a major tachyon surge that has overloaded the time matrix?"
• (Unnamed) "Ah, no, sir; I've just been jabbing it too hard."

• (Unnamed) "My guilt chip -- No behaviour protocols -- Just call me badass."

• (Unnamed) "I am a total twonk. How could I have been such a saliva-dribbling, moronic, brain-frozen, putzie little smegger."
• (Unnamed) "It's good, that book on self-enlightenment, isn't it."

• (Unnamed) "My heavens; I'm head head."
• (Unnamed) "Shhhhh. It's only temporary."
• (Unnamed) "I don't understand."
• (Unnamed) "Look, I want to go back in time on a curry hunt. Kryten said "no way", what do you say?"
• (Unnamed) "I can't go behind Kryten's head, what would he say if he found out? It's deceitful, wrong, and dishonest."
• (Unnamed) "I'm in. Those are emotions I've longed to experience."

• (Unnamed) "I, ah, have had plenty of time to reflect on my days in the White House. In all important respects I believe I did a good job. It was right to plan the pull-out of Vietnam, ah, to fight for civil rights and ah, to fight Congress to ah, put a man on the moon. It was uh, wrong, however, to, ah, act like an irresponsible jackass with all those women, and allow my enemies to wreak havoc on our nation."
• (Unnamed) "But I can help, man. I mean, Mr. President, man. I mean, sir?"
• (Unnamed) "How, ah, can you help?"
• (Unnamed) "Well, come with us back to Dallas, November '63. Be a second gunman. The gunman behind the grassy knoll."
• (Unnamed) "You mean -- assassinate myself ?"
• (Unnamed) "Yeah. It'll drive the conspiracy nuts crazy but, they'll never figure it out."
• (Unnamed) "But I, ah, still have a future here. Jackie left me, but, ah, when I get out I can, ah, still make a contribution to the world."
• (Unnamed) "You see this airport; "Idlewild Airport"? In our reality they renamed it "JFK", after you. Where I come from, you're a liberal icon. And that's the person you should be. But if you're be that person, you're gonna have to sacrifice your life."
• (Unnamed) "And only then will my reputation be restored in history?"
• (Unnamed) "Mmm-hmm. And I can get a smeggin' curry."
• (Unnamed) "Ask not what your country can do for you -- ask what you can do for your country."
• (Unnamed) "Hey, that'd make a pretty neat speech, that."
• (Unnamed) "It did. Heh."

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