Tick Tick Tick (How I Met Your Mother) Quotes

Tick Tick Tick (How I Met Your Mother) is a TV show that was first aired in 1970 . Tick Tick Tick ended its run in 1970.

Tick Tick Tick (How I Met Your Mother) Quotes

• (Barney Stinson) "What's that saying about two wrongs making a right?"
• (Robin Scherbatsky) "Two wrongs don't make a right?"
• (Barney Stinson) "No that's not it --"

• (Barney Stinson) "Uh lets see, suits, laser tag, I say "wait for it" a lot, that's pretty much it."

• (Kevin) "I don't care about every detail from your past and I hope you don't care about mine either. What I do care about is you."

• (Narrator) "Robin's boss, Sandy Rivers, hosted this cruise every year, mostly to hit on new employees. And he found a clever way to never spend a cent."
• (Sandy Rivers) "Up next: Another four deaths in Arizona's record-breaking heat wave. You want real record-breaking heat? Try Kristoff's jalapeno coconut martini. Muy caliente."

• (Robin Scherbatsky) "God, I wish last night never happened."
• (Barney Stinson) "I don't."
• (Robin Scherbatsky) "What do you mean?"
• (Barney Stinson) "What if this whole thing; it isn't the story of how we both made a horrible mistake and ruined our relationships. What if it's actually the story of how we got back together?"
• (Robin Scherbatsky) "OK, I'm gonna ask you one last time. Is this what you want?"
• (Barney Stinson) "It's what we both want. Why else are we rushing to tell them what we did? On a boat. That is a terrible idea."
• (Robin Scherbatsky) "Barney, we tried this- and we failed. Why try again?"
• (Barney Stinson) "Because I haven't stopped thinking about you and you haven't stopped thinking about me."
• (Robin Scherbatsky) "I'm such a mess. Why do you even like me?"
• (Barney Stinson) "I guess -- 'cause you're almost as messed up as I am."

• (Marshall Eriksen) "I'm sorry, Ted. I still want to have fun, but want to be a good husband and father too. Just not enough time, you know"
• (Ted Mosby) "I know, it all goes by so damn fast you know."
• (Marshall Eriksen) "We're getting old."
• (Marshall Eriksen) "Lily."
• (Marshall Eriksen) "I'm so sorry that we ruined our night"
• (Lily Aldrin) "What are you talking about? You've been gone for less than two minutes."

• (Robin Scherbatsky) "I'm such a mess. Why do you even like me?"
• (Kevin) "I am constantly amazed by the things you say. Entranced by the things you do. And, unlike a certain jalapeno coconut vodka martini, you're easy on the eyes. If we're together long enough, I hope that you can see yourself the way I see you."
• (Robin Scherbatsky) "That's a pretty good answer."

• (Ted Mosby) "Feels good to be sober again. Man, how long have we been sitting here?"
• (Kevin) "Twelve seconds, and you're in the wrong booth."

• (Sandy Rivers) "Erika, I've been meaning to speak with you all night."
• (Erika) "Really? What about?"
• (Sandy Rivers) "About me bending your hard little body over the railings of this boat and copulating furiously while I admire the New York City Skyline, or if you're feeling dirty we can always face towards Jersey."

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