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Thunderbolt and Lightfoot Quotes

Thunderbolt and Lightfoot is a television program that appeared on TV in 1970 . Thunderbolt and Lightfoot completed its run in 1970.

It features Robert Daley (producer) as producer, Dee Barton in charge of musical score, and Frank Stanley (cinematographer) as head of cinematography.

Thunderbolt and Lightfoot is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Thunderbolt and Lightfoot is 115 minutes long. Thunderbolt and Lightfoot is distributed by United Artists.

The cast includes: Catherine Bach as Melody, Jeff Bridges as Lightfoot, Geoffrey Lewis as Eddie Goody, George Kennedy as Red Leary, and June Fairchild as Gloria.

Thunderbolt and Lightfoot Quotes

Jeff Bridges as Lightfoot

  • (Jeff Bridges) "Montana Armored? How did you get into the vault?"
  • (John Doherty) "20mm cannon with armor-piercing shells. Wasn't too hard."
  • (Jeff Bridges) "Hey were did you get those pants?"
  • (Jeff Bridges) "You freak. I love you, come back."
  • (John Doherty) "Hey, why don't you take this watch, huh? I want you to have it."
  • (Jeff Bridges) "I don't want your watch, man -- I want your friendship."
  • (Jeff Bridges) "Thunderbolt. Thunderbolt and Lightfoot. That sounds like somethin'."
  • (John Doherty) "You're forgetting I'm a lot older than you."
  • (Jeff Bridges) "There are plenty of guys twice my age who don't know their ass from a hole in the ground."
  • (John Doherty) "I won't fault you there."
  • (Jeff Bridges) "You ain't no country preacher, Preacher."
  • (John Doherty) "Seems there was another hook-up after all."
  • (Jeff Bridges) "Everything I did was for nothing?"
  • (John Doherty) "Seems that way, doesn't it?"
  • (Jeff Bridges) "In for a penny, in for a pound."
  • (Jeff Bridges) "This guy another friend of yours?"
  • (John Doherty) "Slightly advanced, isn't he?"
  • (John Doherty) "Hey, what's wrong with this wreck? We're gettin' gassed back here."
  • (Jeff Bridges) "This guy's a basket case. He's got the exhaust pipe in here."
  • (Jeff Bridges) "Howdy. How's business?"
  • (Station Attendant) "In this business, you're always one step away from bankruptcy. Funny money, credit, speculation -- Somewhere in this country's a little ol' lady with $79.25. The five cents is a buffalo nickel -- If she cashes in her investment, whole thing'll collapse. General Motors, the Pentagon, the two-party system and the whole shebang -- We're all running downhill. Gotta' keep running faster or we'll fall down."
  • (Jeff Bridges) "Look, I don't know if I can pull this thing off. How do I know what to do?"
  • (John Doherty) "What's the matter? The job too tough for ya'?"
  • (John Doherty) "You don't look so good, kid."
  • (Jeff Bridges) "I believe you're right."
  • (Jeff Bridges) "A man can do whatever he sets his mind to. Now, me, I wanna' walk in and buy a white Cadillac convertible. Actually walk in and buy it, cash."
  • (John Doherty) "You might set your mind to gettin' us a lift. This walkin' is tough on my bad leg."
  • (Jeff Bridges) "So why did you try to kill him then?"
  • (George Kennedy) "Because we were friends."
  • (Jeff Bridges) "You know -- you know somethin'? I don't think of us as criminals, you know? I feel we accomplished something. A good job. I feel proud of myself, man. I feel like a hero."
  • (John Doherty) "Are you all right, kid? You don't look too well."
  • (Jeff Bridges) "I believe you're right."
  • (John Doherty) "Lightfoot."
  • (Jeff Bridges) "I thought you were the heat."
  • (John Doherty) "Do I look like heat?"
  • (Jeff Bridges) "You look like one crazy sonofabitch for a preacher, I'll tell ya' that."
  • (Jeff Bridges) "The rich get richer, the poor get poorer."
  • (John Doherty) "Where do you pick up these pearls of wisdom?"
  • (Jeff Bridges) "Books."
  • (George Kennedy) "You mean you can actually read?"
  • (Jeff Bridges) "I read you loud and clear."
  • (George Kennedy) "You better believe it."
  • (Jeff Bridges) "Thunderbolt and Lightfoot. That sounds like something."
  • (Jeff Bridges) "Hey. You stick with me kid. Your gonna live forever."
  • (Jeff Bridges) "Are you sure this is the spot?"
  • (John Doherty) "Yeah."
  • (Jeff Bridges) "What? I didn't hear what you said."
  • (John Doherty) "I said, yeah, this is it."
  • (Jeff Bridges) "Well, what happened to it?"
  • (John Doherty) "I don't know -- Progress."
  • (Jeff Bridges) "Red-haired women are bad luck."
  • (John "Thunderbolt" Doherty) "What's your name boy?"
  • (Jeff Bridges) "Lightfoot"
  • (John "Thunderbolt" Doherty) "You Indian?"
  • (Jeff Bridges) "Nope. Just American."
  • (Jeff Bridges) "How you feelin' today, preacher?"
  • (John Doherty) "The clock uncoils the working day, and he wakes up feeling his youth has gone away."
  • (Jeff Bridges) "Now what the hell is that? A prayer?"
  • (John Doherty) "A poem."
  • (Jeff Bridges) "A poem?"
  • (John Doherty) "Poetry."
  • (Jeff Bridges) "Ah. You stick with me, kid. You can live forever."

Geoffrey Lewis as Eddie Goody

  • (Geoffrey Lewis) "What do we do now, Red?"
  • (Geoffrey Lewis) "You sure that's their car?"
  • (George Kennedy) "That's their hearse."
  • (Young Boy) "You're early. You're supposed to go down the next street first, then come up here."
  • (Geoffrey Lewis) "Well, listen. While we're here, can I sell you anything?"
  • (Young Boy) "No, I'm waiting for Judy Ann. They have a better flavor of pistachio."
  • (George Kennedy) "Look, kid, go f*** a duck."
  • (Geoffrey Lewis) "What do we do now, Red?"
  • (George Kennedy) "GERONIMO."

George Kennedy as Red Leary

  • (George Kennedy) "Does he know everything?"
  • (John Doherty) "No."
  • (Jeff Bridges) "Yes."
  • (John Doherty) "What happened to Goody?"
  • (George Kennedy) "I threw that little sucker out."
  • (Jeff Bridges) "You prick."
  • (George Kennedy) "Say somethin' funny now, smart-ass."
  • (George Kennedy) "Where'd you get the dents?"
  • (Jeff Bridges) "Progress. I dreamt about you last night."
  • (George Kennedy) "What about?"
  • (Jeff Bridges) "I dreamt you said hello to me."
  • (George Kennedy) "Don't you get smart with me. I'll break both your arms."
  • (Jeff Bridges) "I'll keep that in mind."
  • (George Kennedy) "Remember what I said. John and me go back a long way. But you don't mean nothin' to me, understand? Nothin'."
  • (Jeff Bridges) "What'd you try and kill him for then?"
  • (George Kennedy) "Because we were friends."
  • (George Kennedy) "What you been preachin' lately, Johnny."
  • (John Doherty) "Survival."
  • (George Kennedy) "Go -- f*** -- a duck."
  • (Unnamed) "All maintenance personnel off the floor. Bringing in the guard dogs now."
  • (George Kennedy) "To hell with them dogs. They treat 'em better than us. They rush us outta' here like animals."
  • (Janitor in Department Store) "Let's not argue now, Sam. Those dogs ate up a man here once."
  • (George Kennedy) "Ate him?"
  • (Janitor in Department Store) "Yeah. Wrong man came on duty, dogs ate him up. They'll go through a plate-glass window to get at ya'. A man don't fool around with those kinda' animals."

June Fairchild as Gloria

  • (John Doherty) "Take it easy, Gloria. You're killin' me."
  • (June Fairchild) "Where'd you get all those scars from?"
  • (John Doherty) "Marines. Korea."
  • (June Fairchild) "Oh, yeah? I heard about that war --"

Catherine Bach as Melody

  • (Catherine Bach) "I didn't get your name."
  • (Jeff Bridges) "Well, I didn't give it to ya'. My name is Lightfoot."
  • (Catherine Bach) ""Lightfoot"?"
  • (Jeff Bridges) "That's right."
  • (Catherine Bach) "That's a dumb name. I mean, what kind of person would name a kid that, ya' know?"
  • (Jeff Bridges) "What's your name?"
  • (Catherine Bach) "Melody."
  • (Jeff Bridges) ""Melody"? That's not a dumb name? -- Hey, maybe we had the same father?"

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