Through the Looking Glass (Angel) Quotes

Through the Looking Glass (Angel) is a television program that debuted in 1970 . Through the Looking Glass completed its run in 1970.

Through the Looking Glass (Angel) Quotes

• (Landok) "Strike quickly and true, Angel. Then we can eat."

• (Lorne) "You want me to talk to my family? On purpose?"

• (Cordelia Chase) "Why can't we use the front door?"
• (Charles Gunn) "Do you really think you'll be able to get your booty through the front door?"
• (Cordelia Chase) "Hey."
• (Charles Gunn) "That booty."
• (Cordelia Chase) "Oh. I just wanted a little something to remember my reign by. Is that so wrong?"

• (Priest One) "The Princess like The Groosalugg is a tool of the Covenant, nothing more. You will do what we tell you to do. If we tell you to mate, then you shall mate."
• (Cordelia Chase) "You can't force us to --"
• (Priest One) "If we tell you "silence", you shut your cow mouth."
• (Cordelia Chase) "Pardon me?"
• (Priest One) "Pardon, your Majesty? Don't you feel you've done enough pardoning -- for one day."

• (Host's Elder) "Each morning, before I feed, I go out into the hills where the ground is thorny and parched, beat my breast and curse the loins that gave birth to such a cretinous boy-child."
• (Lorne) "My mother."
• (Host's Elder) "Your father was right. We ate the wrong son."

• (Wesley Wyndam-Pryce) "Fascinating, a hart."
• (Cordelia Chase) "It's not a heart, it's a "Bambi"."

• (Lorne) "You remember when I said they didn't have music in my world? Wish I could say the same about the dancing."

• (Angel) "I don't get it."
• (Wesley Wyndam-Pryce) "Well, the Host knows this world. We need to ascertain --"
• (Angel) "No, I mean why didn't anybody tell me about this?"

• (Lorne) "Come on, Gorgeous. You can stare at yourself in my Grandmother's glass eye. Oh, and while we're here it's just Lorne, okay. To the people of Pylea, a "host" is just one more thing to lay your eggs in."

• (Landok) "Angel, you must again tell the tale of the sorcerer who could remove his limbs and reassemble at will."
• (Lorne) "Right, right. Because that's a good one."
• (Landok) "Ah -- It is time for the Bach-Nal. Angel, you shall swing the crebbil."
• (Angel) "Yeah? Okay."

• (Winifred 'Fred' Burkle) "Bad things always happen here."

• (Wesley Wyndam-Pryce) "Yes, the metaphysical laws which govern our world don't seem to apply here."

• (Charles Gunn) "You having a "Blair Witch" moment?"

• (Angel) "The monster. They saw what I really am. I can't go back. Not now, I can never go back. Never."

• (Angel) "You okay?"
• (Winifred 'Fred' Burkle) "Handsome man. Saved me from the monsters."
• (Angel) "Hey. Wait a minute."

• (Cordelia Chase) "How did you get in?"
• (Charles Gunn) "Same way you did. Opened the portal, with the book."
• (Wesley Wyndam-Pryce) "We uhh -- seem to have misplaced it."
• (Cordelia Chase) "The portal or the book?"
• (Charles Gunn) "Both."
• (Cordelia Chase) "I don't know about portals, but they've got books here. Those Trombonal guys, they used one when they swore me in."
• (Wesley Wyndam-Pryce) "I've got to see those."
• (Cordelia Chase) "In quite a hurry to get back to the "Cordelia is not a Princess" dimension, aren't ya?"

• (Angel) "Okay, this is because of goin' through the portal, right?"
• (Cordelia Chase) "No. It always looks like that."

• (Rebel Leader) "Shove the list in their mouths, put their severed heads on sticks, and display them out side the princess's window."

• (Angel) "One -- Two -- Three --."
• (Cordelia Chase) "Hi, guys."
• (Wesley Wyndam-Pryce) "Cordelia?"
• (Charles Gunn) "No way."
• (Angel) "You're safe?"
• (Cordelia Chase) "A little bit. They made me ruler."
• (Wesley Wyndam-Pryce) "But this is fantastic."
• (Cordelia Chase) "Well -- It's not like my throne couldn't use a few extra cushions. But I'm really not gonna complain because well -- throne."
• (Wesley Wyndam-Pryce) "You can order them to release us?"
• (Cordelia Chase) "Yes, I really could."
• (Constable Narwek) "Shall we gut the cows now, that you might dine on their ignoble flesh, Oh Most High?"
• (Cordelia Chase) "You're most high if you think that is gonna happen. Besides, shouldn't there be some extended groveling first?"
• (Angel) "Cordelia?"
• (Cordelia Chase) "Okay. Off with their heads."
• (Cordelia Chase) "Kidding."

• (Cordelia Chase) "If you ever figure out how to get us out of here, I want you to find me a dimension where some demon doesn't want to impregnate me with its spawn. Is that just too much to ask? What is it about me anyway? Do I put out some kind of Com-shok-me vibe? I mean, you'd tell me, right?"

• (Angel) "-- And the scroll was just tipping off his fingertips. And his eyes -- The fighting was fierce. Whack. I chopped off the evil lawyer-beast's hand, and he screamed and he screamed -- and then I left."
• (Lorne) "Well, you're just the regular Hans Christian Tarantino, aren't you?"

• (Lorne) "Oh, s***."

• (Host's Elder) "Numfar do the dance of joy."

• (Priest One) "The Com-shuk is a mating ritual."
• (Charles Gunn) "I told you it was dirty."
• (Cordelia Chase) "Yes. Exactly. The mating ritual. Which is great."
• (Cordelia Chase) "It's been a really long time since I've had a good Com-shuk. So umm -- I'm just gonna run out for a minute -- because I wanted to get it a gift. And you know -- Groosaluggs are hard to buy for. So uhh -- I should hurry."

• (Silas) "Your Majesty?"
• (Cordelia Chase) "Yeah."
• (Silas) "The Groosalugg"
• (Cordelia Chase) "Say, don't you think it would add an air of feminine mystery, if I were to just not be here. Kill me now."

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