Three Stories Quotes

Three Stories is a television program that debuted in 1970 . Three Stories ended its run in 1970.

Three Stories Quotes

• (Stacy Warner) "Did you think I wasn't going to get married?"
• (Dr. Gregory House) "Not to someone so poorly endowed. This guy's pancreas is pathetic."

• (Dr. Gregory House) "It is in the nature of medicine, that you are gonna screw up; you are gonna kill someone. If you can't handle that reality, pick another profession. Or, finish medical school and teach."

• (Dr. Gregory House) "And this guy is not the "World's Greatest Dad". Not even ranked. Who the hell lets their kids play with lead-based paint? That's why he's always sick. Find him some plastic cups and the class is all his again."

• (Rebellious Student) "The patient's an idiot."
• (Dr. Gregory House) "They usually are."

• (Stacy Warner) "I know you're not too busy, you avoid work like the plague -- unless it actually is the plague."

• (Dr. Gregory House) "Okay, that's enough about the volleyball player. What's up with the farmer?"
• (Dr. Eric Foreman) "What farmer?"
• (Dr. Gregory House) "Snakebite guy."
• (Dr. Gregory House) "Oh, right, you guys don't know about him. He doesn't get bitten until three months after we treat the volleyball player. Luckily, it's been well established that time is not a fixed construct."

• (Stacy Warner) "Morphine will kill you."
• (Dr. Gregory House) "I can handle it."
• (Stacy Warner) "You're in pain, you're not thinking right."
• (Dr. Gregory House) "That's why I need the damn morphine."

• (Stacy Warner) "God, you're an idiot."
• (Dr. Gregory House) "I think I'm more of a jerk."

• (Dr. James Wilson) "She doesn't hate you. She loves you. She just -- can't -- stand to -- be around you."

• (Dr. Gregory House) "His MRI showed that the leg pain wasn't caused by the self-injection. It wasn't caused by an infection. It was an aneurism that clotted. Leading to an infarction."
• (Dr. Eric Foreman) "My God, you were right. It's House."

• (Dr. Gregory House) "Three guys walk into a clinic. Their legs hurt. What's wrong with them?"
• (Dr. Gregory House) "I'm not going to like you, am I?"

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