Three Men and a Little Lady Quotes

Three Men and a Little Lady is a television show that first aired in 1970 . Three Men and a Little Lady ended its run in 1970.

It features Ted Field as producer, James Newton Howard in charge of musical score, and Adam Greenberg (cinematographer) as head of cinematography.

Three Men and a Little Lady is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Three Men and a Little Lady is 105 minutes long. Three Men and a Little Lady is distributed by Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures.

The cast includes: Robin Weisman as Mary, Nancy Travis as Sylvia, Tom Selleck as Peter Mitchell, Steve Guttenberg as Michael Kellam, Ted Danson as Jack Holden, Christopher Cazenove as Edward Hargreave, Sheila Hancock as Vera Bennington, Fiona Shaw as Miss Elspeth Lomax, and Ted Danson as Peter Mitchell, Michael Kellam, Jack Holden.

Three Men and a Little Lady Quotes

Ted Danson as Jack Holden

• (Ted Danson) "You love Sylvia, don't you?"
• (Tom Selleck) "Why do you say that?"
• (Ted Danson) "Don't you. Oh come on Peter, just say how you feel."
• (Tom Selleck) "All right, I love her."
• (Ted Danson) "Yes. Man, I wish there was a category like this on Jeopardy, I'd clean up. So why don't you tell her?"
• (Tom Selleck) "I'm scared."
• (Ted Danson) "Of what? Getting married again?"
• (Tom Selleck) "Yes. I love Sylvia. There, I've said it. I love her, I love her so much it hurts. But I'm scared, I'm scared of hurting her and Mary and you and Michael. And me."

• (Ted Danson) "I'm doing a commercial for margarine. I'm Count Cholesterol."

• (Ted Danson) "What? No furniture?"

• (Ted Danson) "Did I say overnight? I meant over light."

• (Ted Danson) "Do you want to marry me?"
• (Tom Selleck) "Jack."
• (Ted Danson) "Wanna sleep on it?"
• (Steve Guttenberg) "She did that once before, Jack."
• (Ted Danson) "Hey, shut up."
• (Ted Danson) "Do you want to marry me?"
• (Nancy Travis) "No -- but thank you for asking."

• (Ted Danson) "Today, we join in holy matrimony, Edward and -- oh no -- oh dear."
• (Christopher Cazenove) "Sylvia."
• (Ted Danson) "Oh yes. Today, we join in holy matrimony Ed and Sylvia -- I knew a Slyvia once -- no -- she's dead --"
• (Ted Danson) "that's not you."

• (Ted Danson) "If there be anyone who knows why this lovely couple should not be joined in holy matrimony? You might as well lay it out on the table right now -- Anyone? Anyone?"
• (Christopher Cazenove) "I think it's safe to continue."
• (Ted Danson) "Oh is that your hand back there? One, two, three, four, FIFTH from the left. Oh, I'm sorry. That's your hat."
• (Christopher Cazenove) "Can we get on with it."
• (Ted Danson) "Where are they getting these hats from? Just think a piece of millinery almost kept you from getting married."

Robin Weisman as Mary

• (Robin Weisman) "Do you have a penis?"

• (Robin Weisman) "What a crock."
• (Nancy Travis) "Mary. Where did you hear that?"
• (Tom Selleck) "What a crock."

Tom Selleck as Peter Mitchell

• (Tom Selleck) "We're building an office block for 15,000 people, we can't put a bathroom on every other floor."
• (Tom Selleck) "Well, what if they don't go before come to work?"

• (Tom Selleck) "Time to fish or cut bait."
• (Ted Danson) "Oh that's really romantic. Honey it's time to fish or cut bait."

• (Tom Selleck) "How do you take a leak in one of these things?"
• (Unnamed) "Carefully, very carefully."

• (Tom Selleck) "Close your eyes. Can you see us?"
• (Robin Weisman) "No."
• (Tom Selleck) "Well, you're not looking hard enough. Look harder. Way in the back. Can you see us now?"
• (Robin Weisman) "Yeah."
• (Tom Selleck) "Ok what are we doing?"
• (Robin Weisman) "Michael's drawing, Jack's looking in the mirror, and you're watching basketball on TV yelling at Jack for not cleaning up the kitchen."
• (Tom Selleck) "Well, that sounds about right to me."

• (Tom Selleck) "Marry me."
• (Nancy Travis) "Why Peter? For Mary's sake? You don't have to do that now. I'm moving back to New York and living there and you can see as much of Mary as you like."
• (Tom Selleck) "It's not for Mary I'm doing this. I'm doing it for me. I love you."
• (Nancy Travis) "No you don't."
• (Tom Selleck) "Yes I do. I love you. I love the way you walk, I love the way you laugh, I love the way when you get nervous you bite your bottom lip just like you're doing now, I love the way you love Mary,"
• (Tom Selleck) "I even love her liver mousse. I love you and if there were no Mary, if there was nothing else I would still love you. And I want to make Mary all over again with you."

• (Tom Selleck) "The primary school is --"
• (Ted Danson) "-- the first watershed in a child's life."
• (Tom Selleck) "Have I said that before?"
• (Tom Selleck) "Not in the last five minutes, Pete."

• (Tom Selleck) "Do you have a car we could borrow?"
• (Tom Selleck) "A horse? Anything that moves?"

• (Tom Selleck) "I'll give you $1,000 if you do it."

Sheila Hancock as Vera Bennington

• (Sheila Hancock) "Has someone died?"
• (Steve Guttenberg) "Not yet."

• (Unnamed) "More news from the vicarage: they're sending a replacement."
• (Sheila Hancock) "Ah. There you are. You can't swing a dead cat around here without hitting a vicar."

Nancy Travis as Sylvia

• (Nancy Travis) "Edward is a wonderful person, but something keeps me from saying yes."
• (Sheila Hancock) "Would that something happen to be a tall architecht?"

• (Nancy Travis) "I know some of the children at this school and I know their parents. Family life is not easy. But of all the fathers, the step fathers, the half fathers that I've know, not one of them could love and support a child like these three men love Mary. There's nothing they wouldn't do for her. I just hope that there are other children who are as lucky as Mary is."

• (Nancy Travis) "Here's my specialty. Liver moose and poached eggs."
• (Christopher Cazenove) "What an attractive combination, but we do have a cook for these sort of things."
• (Nancy Travis) "I like doing it."
• (Robin Weisman) "Try it Edward. You'll like it."
• (Christopher Cazenove) "Whoever taught you to hold you teacup like that?"

• (Nancy Travis) "I'd like a man who sweeps a girl off her feet."
• (Ted Danson) "Kinda like I swept you off your feet."
• (Nancy Travis) "Knocked me off my feet is more like it."

• (Nancy Travis) "You are a selfish bastard."
• (Tom Selleck) "I'm selfish? At least I didn't leave my baby on a doorstep when she was six months old."

• (Nancy Travis) "If you think about it, if Mary and I hadn't moved in a taken up a part of your live, you'd all be in very different situations right now."
• (Steve Guttenberg) "We'd be married."
• (Tom Selleck) "We'd be divorced. You've saved us a fortune."

Steve Guttenberg as Michael Kellam

• (Steve Guttenberg) "Pete, are you listening to me?"
• (Tom Selleck) "No, I'm electrocuting myself."

• (Steve Guttenberg) "I think they're really starting to hate each other."
• (Ted Danson) "Don't kid yourself -- I'm still in love with the first woman who hit me."

• (Steve Guttenberg) "You're overreacting."
• (Tom Selleck) "Yeah, what's a genital here and there?"

• (Steve Guttenberg) "What about Edward?"
• (Tom Selleck) "He's English."
• (Steve Guttenberg) "So is Sylvia."
• (Ted Danson) "Oh, no, that's an actor/director thing. They never last."

• (Steve Guttenberg) "Couldn't you stay a little longer, Vera?"
• (Tom Selleck) "I tried to change her mind."
• (Ted Danson) "Did someone open a window in here? Burrr."

• (Steve Guttenberg) "When I was at summer camp, I bunked with a kid who collected farts."

Fiona Shaw as Miss Elspeth Lomax

• (Fiona Shaw) "Dammit."

Christopher Cazenove as Edward Hargreave

• (Christopher Cazenove) "Forgive me for bringing up a sticky point, but we are married."
• (Nancy Travis) "Oh, God, he's right."
• (Ted Danson) "I beg to differ with you young man. But the ceremony is not officially over."
• (Christopher Cazenove) "Shut up, you old fool."
• (Ted Danson) "Oh. He called me an old fool. I can hardly believe my ears."

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