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Three Kings (1999 film) Quotes

Three Kings (1999 film) is a television show that appeared on TV in 1970 . Three Kings ended in 1970.

It features Charles Roven as producer, Carter Burwell in charge of musical score, and Newton Thomas Sigel as head of cinematography.

Three Kings (1999 film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Three Kings (1999 film) is 114 minutes long. Three Kings (1999 film) is distributed by Warner Bros. Pictures.

The cast includes: George Clooney as Archie Gates, Ice Cube as Chief Elgin, Jamie Kennedy as Walter, Nora Dunn as Adriana Cruz, Cliff Curtis as Amir Abdullah, Judy Greer as Cathy, and Mykelti Williamson as Col. Horn.

Three Kings (1999 film) Quotes

George Clooney as Archie Gates

  • (George Clooney) "What was that?"
  • (Conrad Vig) "I rigged the football with C-4, sir."
  • (George Clooney) "Why would you do that?"
  • (George Clooney) "My guess is he's divided these bricks into several different stashes. Just one of these stashes will be easy to take from Saddam's deserting army, and that will be enough to get us out of our day jobs. Unless, of course, you reservists are in love with your day jobs."
  • (Conrad Vig) "I don't really have a day job, sir."
  • (George Clooney) "What's the most important thing in life?"
  • (Troy Barlow) "Respect."
  • (George Clooney) "Too dependent on other people."
  • (Conrad Vig) "What, love?"
  • (George Clooney) "A little Disneyland, isn't it?"
  • (Ice Cube) "God's will."
  • (George Clooney) "Close."
  • (Troy Barlow) "What is it then?"
  • (George Clooney) "Necessity."
  • (Troy Barlow) "As in?"
  • (George Clooney) "As in people do what is most necessary to them at any given moment."
  • (George Clooney) "Sit down. What do you see here?"
  • (Ice Cube) "Bunkers, sir."
  • (George Clooney) "What's in them?"
  • (Troy Barlow) "Stuff they stole from Kuwait."
  • (George Clooney) "Bulls***. I'm talking about millions in Kuwaiti bullion."
  • (Conrad Vig) "You mean them little cubes you put in hot water to make soup?"
  • (George Clooney) "No, not the little cubes you put in hot water to make soup."
  • (George Clooney) "Just tell me what we did here."
  • (George Clooney) "That's what makes S.F. so badass; we got the best flashlights."
  • (George Clooney) "You're scared, right?"
  • (Conrad Vig) "Maybe."
  • (George Clooney) "The way it works is, you do the thing you're scared s***less of, and you get the courage AFTER you do it, not before you do it."
  • (Conrad Vig) "That's a dumbass way to work. It should be the other way around."
  • (George Clooney) "I know. That's the way it works."
  • (Deserter Leader) "George Bush gets rid Saddam's now."
  • (George Clooney) "Not exactly, no."
  • (Deserter Leader) "Congratulation."
  • (Deserter Leader) "Congratulation."
  • (George Clooney) "You know you're on the path to truth when you smell s***, isn't that what they say?"
  • (George Clooney) "Load the people into the Humvee."
  • (Troy Barlow) "There's no room."
  • (George Clooney) "Make room."
  • (Troy Barlow) "Whatever happened to necessity?"
  • (George Clooney) "It just changed."
  • (George Clooney) "Good afternoon. Would this be the proctology tent?"
  • (Ice Cube) "No, sir."
  • (George Clooney) "Maybe it's the urology tent. Or the neurology tent. Or the ear, nose, and throat tent."
  • (Troy Barlow) "Captain's at a staff meeting, sir."
  • (George Clooney) "Captain a proctologist?"
  • (Conrad Vig) "What's a proctologist, sir?"
  • (George Clooney) "No unnecessary shots, Conrad, 'cause we know what they do."
  • (Conrad Vig) "Make infected pockets full of bile, sir."
  • (George Clooney) "That's right, Conrad, that's what they do."
  • (George Clooney) "Bush told the people to rise up against Saddam. They thought they'd have our support. They don't. Now they're getting slaughtered."

Cliff Curtis as Amir Abdullah

  • (Cliff Curtis) "You know what I think? You're stealing gold, that's what I think. We're fighting Saddam and dying, and you're stealing gold."
  • (George Clooney) "You're wrong."
  • (Cliff Curtis) "They have half a million men in the desert and they send four guys to pick up all this bullion? I don't think so."

Mykelti Williamson as Col. Horn

  • (Mykelti Williamson) "You are all under arrest, you're getting court-martialed and you're gonna show us that bullion."

Nora Dunn as Adriana Cruz

  • (Nora Dunn) "You said he was former Delta, he'd take great care of me. What a bunch of bulls***."
  • (Mykelti Williamson) "Would you please let me handle this?"
  • (Nora Dunn) "Doesn't she have her own god**** escort?"
  • (Mykelti Williamson) "Of course she does, she's right here."
  • (Nora Dunn) "Why don't you find her someone she can f*** so she'll leave my escort alone?"
  • (Judy Greer) "That is really unnecessary."

Ice Cube as Chief Elgin

  • (Conrad Vig) "One gold Rolex would get me a very nice split-level house outside of Garland."
  • (Troy Barlow) "Five Rolexes would get my family that Lexus convertible."
  • (Ice Cube) "I told you, Lexus doesn't make a convertible."
  • (Troy Barlow) "Yes they do, it has room in the back for a kid's seat."
  • (Ice Cube) "Infiniti has a convertible but not Lexus."
  • (Troy Barlow) "Wrong."
  • (Ice Cube) "Either way, the Good Lord has put this map in our path and I believe we're gonna find something."
  • (Troy Barlow) "Yeah, he could also put a land mine in our path if we go out there."
  • (Troy Barlow) "Let's just stick to the plan. The plan is for the gold, right?"
  • (Ice Cube) "Hold on, we can help these people first, and then we can be on our way."
  • (Troy Barlow) "I'm gonna buy a set of Lexus convertibles in every color."
  • (Ice Cube) "I told you, Lexus don't make a convertible."
  • (Troy Barlow) "I'll bet you a Lexus they do."
  • (Ice Cube) "Alright, but it won't be a convertible."

Jamie Kennedy as Walter

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Judy Greer as Cathy

  • (Judy Greer) "Oh look at you Adriana, look at what's become of you."
  • (Nora Dunn) "Yeah look at me, I've got my clothes on; I'm dressed."

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