Thelma and Louise Quotes

Thelma and Louise is a television program that appeared on TV in 1970 . Thelma &amp stopped airing in 1970.

It features Ridley Scott, and Mimi Polk Gitlin as producer, Hans Zimmer in charge of musical score, and Adrian Biddle as head of cinematography.

Thelma and Louise is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Thelma and Louise is 129 minutes long. Thelma and Louise is distributed by Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer.

The cast includes: Jason Beghe as State Trooper, Geena Davis as Thelma, Susan Sarandon as Louise, Timothy Carhart as Harlan, Stephen Tobolowsky as Max, Harvey Keitel as Hal Slocumb, Michael Madsen as Jimmy, Brad Pitt as J.D., and Christopher McDonald as Darryl.

Thelma and Louise Quotes

Christopher McDonald as Darryl

• (Christopher McDonald) "Yep?"
• (Susan Sarandon) "Darryl, this is Louise. Let me talk to the police."
• (Christopher McDonald) "Hey Louise."
• (Susan Sarandon) "Hi. Let me talk to the police."
• (Christopher McDonald) "What do you mean? There's no police here."

Geena Davis as Thelma

• (Geena Davis) "What in the hell is this?"
• (Susan Sarandon) "I don't know. I think -- I think it's the god**** Grand Canyon."
• (Geena Davis) "Isn't it beautiful?"
• (Susan Sarandon) "Yeah. It's something else, all right."

• (Geena Davis) "Wait. What? You wanna go to Mexico from Oklahoma, but you don't wanna go through Texas?"
• (Susan Sarandon) "Thelma, you know how I feel about Texas. We're not going that way."
• (Geena Davis) "Yeah, I know, Louise, but we're running for our lives. I mean, can't you make an exception? I mean, look at the map. The only thing between Oklahoma and Mexico is Texas. Look."

• (Geena Davis) "You said you 'n' me was gonna get out of town and for once just really let our hair down. Well, darlin', look out, 'cause my hair is comin' down."

• (Geena Davis) "You're a real live outlaw, aren't ya?"
• (Brad Pitt) "Well, I may be an outlaw, darlin', but, uh, you're the one stealin' my heart."

• (Geena Davis) "OK, then, listen. Let's not get caught."
• (Susan Sarandon) "What are you talkin' about?"
• (Geena Davis) "Let's keep goin'."
• (Susan Sarandon) "What d'you mean?"
• (Geena Davis) "Go."
• (Susan Sarandon) "You sure?"
• (Geena Davis) "Yeah. Yeah."
• (Stephen Tobolowsky) "Hey."

• (Geena Davis) "Come on, Louise. Don't blow it."

• (Geena Davis) "Tapped the phones? What're you talking about?"
• (Susan Sarandon) "Come on, Thelma, Murder One and Armed Robbery."
• (Geena Davis) "Murder One? We can't even say it was self defense?"
• (Susan Sarandon) "Well, it wasn't. We were walkin' away. We got away."
• (Geena Davis) "Yeah, but they don't know that. It was just you and me there. I'll say he raped me and you had to shoot him. That's almost the truth."
• (Susan Sarandon) "Won't work."
• (Geena Davis) "Why not?"
• (Susan Sarandon) "There's no physical evidence. We can't prove he did it. We can't even probably prove by now that he touched you."
• (Geena Davis) "God. The law is some tricky s***, isn't it? Hey, how do you know about all this stuff, anyway?"
• (Susan Sarandon) "Besides, what're we gonna say about the robbery? There's no excuse for that. There's no such thing as justifiable robbery."
• (Geena Davis) "All right, Louise."
• (Geena Davis) "Where'd you get this?"
• (Susan Sarandon) "Stole it."

• (Geena Davis) "Driiive, Louise. Drive. Drive the car. Come on. Go. Go. Go go go go go."
• (Susan Sarandon) "What happened?"
• (Susan Sarandon) "You robbed the store? You robbed the god**** store?"
• (Geena Davis) "Well, we needed the money."
• (Susan Sarandon) "Oh."
• (Geena Davis) "It's not like I killed anybody, for God's sake."
• (Susan Sarandon) "Thelma."
• (Geena Davis) "I'm sorry, we needed the money, now we have it."
• (Susan Sarandon) "Oh, s***. Oh, s***. Oh, s***, Thelma."
• (Geena Davis) "Louise. Louise."
• (Susan Sarandon) "Oh, s***."
• (Geena Davis) "Come on, get a grip. Drive us to god**** Mexico, will you?"
• (Susan Sarandon) "Okay. Oh, s***. Oh, s***. Well, how -- How'd you -- I mean, what'd you say?"
• (Geena Davis) "Well, I just waltzed on in there and I said --"

• (Geena Davis) "Hey Louise, better slow down. I'd just die if we get caught over a speeding ticket."
• (Susan Sarandon) "You know, for the first time in my life I wish this car wasn't green."
• (Geena Davis) "Are you sure we should be driving like this? I mean, in broad daylight and everything?"
• (Susan Sarandon) "No we shouldn't, but I want to put some distance between us and"
• (Susan Sarandon) "the scene of our last god**** crime."
• (Geena Davis) "Oh, man. You wouldn't have believed it. It was like I'd been doin' it all my life. I mean, nobody would believe it."
• (Susan Sarandon) "Think you found your callin'?"
• (Geena Davis) "Maybe. Maybe. The call of the wild."
• (Susan Sarandon) "You are disturbed."
• (Geena Davis) "Yeah, I believe I am."

• (Geena Davis) "You awake?"
• (Susan Sarandon) "Guess you could call it that, my eyes are open."
• (Geena Davis) "Me too. I feel awake."
• (Susan Sarandon) "Good."
• (Geena Davis) "Wide awake. I don't remember ever feeling this awake. You know what I mean? Everything looks different. You feel like that, too, like you got something to look forward to?"
• (Susan Sarandon) "We'll be drinking margaritas by the sea, mamacita."
• (Geena Davis) "Hey, we could change our names."
• (Susan Sarandon) "We could live in a hacienda."
• (Geena Davis) "I gonna get a job. I'm gonna work at Club Med."
• (Susan Sarandon) "Yeah. Now what kind of deal is that cop gonna have to come up with to beat that?"
• (Geena Davis) "Have to be pretty good."
• (Susan Sarandon) "Have to be pretty damn good."

• (Geena Davis) "I told you to slow down. Officer, I told her to slow down."
• (Susan Sarandon) "She did."
• (Susan Sarandon) "How fast was I goin'?"
• (Jason Beghe) "About 110."
• (Susan Sarandon) "Oh."

• (Geena Davis) "I guess everything from here on in is going to be pretty s***ty."
• (Susan Sarandon) "Unbearable, I'd imagine."
• (Geena Davis) "Well, look, everything that we got to lose is gone anyway."
• (Susan Sarandon) "Oh, God, how do you stay so positive?"

• (Geena Davis) "Louise, shoot the radio."
• (Susan Sarandon) "Right."
• (Geena Davis) "The police radio, Louise."

• (Geena Davis) "We're running for our lives; cant you make an exception?"

• (Geena Davis) "Now, I swear three days ago neither one of us would've ever pulled a stunt like this, but if you was ever to meet my husband, you'd understand why."

• (Geena Davis) "You could park a car in the shadow of his ass."

• (Geena Davis) "Well, I've had it up to my ass with sedate."

• (Geena Davis) "But, umm, I don't know, you know, something's, like, crossed over in me -- and I can't go back. I mean, I just couldn't live."
• (Susan Sarandon) "I know. I know what you mean. Anyway, we don't wanna end up on the damn Geraldo show."

Susan Sarandon as Louise

• (Susan Sarandon) "Oh, darlin', I'm so happy for you. That's great. I really am. You finally got laid properly. That's so sweet."

• (Susan Sarandon) "You remember when we first met?"
• (Michael Madsen) "Yeah."
• (Susan Sarandon) "What happened? Tell me what you said."
• (Michael Madsen) "I said you had a nice pair of eyes."
• (Susan Sarandon) "And what did I say? Do you remember?"
• (Michael Madsen) "Yeah, you shut 'em. Asked me if I knew what color they were."
• (Susan Sarandon) "And what'd you say?"
• (Michael Madsen) "I didn't know."
• (Susan Sarandon) "Jimmy, what color are my eyes?"
• (Michael Madsen) "They're brown."

• (Susan Sarandon) "Well, you get what you settle for."

• (Susan Sarandon) "Well, we're not in the middle of nowhere, but we can see it from here."

• (Susan Sarandon) "You mean you haven't asked him, yet? Thelma, for Christ's sake. Is he your husband or your father? It is just two days, for God's sake. Don't be a child. Tell him you're going with me."
• (Susan Sarandon) "Tell him I'm having a nervous breakdown."
• (Geena Davis) "That don't carry much weight with Darryl. He already thinks you're out of your mind."

• (Susan Sarandon) "You've always been crazy. This is just the first chance you've ever had to really express yourself."

• (Susan Sarandon) "Damn, Jimmy. What'd you do, take some kinda pill that makes you say all the right stuff?"
• (Michael Madsen) "Yeah. I'm chokin' on it."

• (Susan Sarandon) "Yeah, where do you get off behaving like that with women you don't even know? Huh? Huh? How'd you feel if someone did that to your mother? Or your sister? Or your wife?"

• (Susan Sarandon) "I think I f***ed up. I think I got us in a situation where we both could get killed. Damn, I don't know why I just didn't go to the police right away."
• (Geena Davis) "You know why. You already said."
• (Susan Sarandon) "What'd I say again?"
• (Geena Davis) "Nobody'd believe us. We'd still get in trouble, we'd still have our lives ruined. You know what else?"
• (Susan Sarandon) "What?"
• (Geena Davis) "That guy was hurting me. If you hadn't come out when you did, he would've hurt me a lot worse. And probably nothing would've happened to him 'cause everybody did see me dancin' with him all night. They would've made out like I'd asked for it. My life would've been ruined a whole lot worse than it is now. At least now I'm havin' some fun. And I'm not sorry that son of a bitch is dead. I'm just sorry it was you that did it and not me."

• (Susan Sarandon) "Thelma, what are you doin'?"
• (Geena Davis) "Smokin'. Hey, I'm Louise."

• (Susan Sarandon) "You know, certain words and phrases just keep drifting through my mind. Things like, incarceration, cavity search, death by electrocution, life imprisonment, s*** like that. You know what I'm sayin'? So do I want to come out alive? I don't know. I -- I don't know. I think we're gonna have to think about that."

• (Susan Sarandon) "Thelma, listen up, now. If you even think he knows, I mean, even if you're not sure, I want you to hang up, you understand?"
• (Christopher McDonald) "Hello."
• (Geena Davis) "Darryl, it's me."
• (Christopher McDonald) "Thelma, hello."
• (Geena Davis) "He knows."

• (Susan Sarandon) "Look, Thelma, you just gotta stop talking to people. You gotta stop being so open. We're fugitives now, all right? Let's start behaving like that."

• (Susan Sarandon) "Besides, what're we gonna say about the robbery? There's no excuse for that. There's no such thing as justifiable robbery."
• (Geena Davis) "All right, Louise."
• (Geena Davis) "Where'd you get this?"
• (Susan Sarandon) "Stole it."

• (Susan Sarandon) "Thelma, don't you litter."

• (Susan Sarandon) "What did Darryl have to say?"
• (Geena Davis) "Oh, he said,"
• (Geena Davis) ""Okay, Thelma, I just wanted to make sure you was all right. I sure hope you're havin' fun. You deserve it after all you've put up with me. I love you, honey.""
• (Geena Davis) "So, how long before we're in god**** Mexico?"

• (Susan Sarandon) "Decaf or regular?"
• (Susan Sarandon) "Uh, regular."
• (Susan Sarandon) "You girls are kind of young to be smoking, don't ya think?"
• (Susan Sarandon) "Ruins your sex drive."

• (Susan Sarandon) "Tell him you're having a wonderful time and you'll be home tomorrow night."
• (Geena Davis) "Will I be?"
• (Susan Sarandon) "I don't know. I won't."

• (Susan Sarandon) "You let her go, you f***in' asshole, or I'm gonna splatter your ugly face all over this nice car."

• (Susan Sarandon) "You let her go, you f***in' asshole, or I'm gonna splatter your ugly face all over this nice car."
• (Timothy Carhart) "All right, hey, hey, hey, just calm down. We were just having a little fun, that's all."
• (Susan Sarandon) "Looks like you got a real f***ed-up idea of fun."
• (Susan Sarandon) "Turn around. In the future, when a woman's crying like that, she isn't having any fun."
• (Timothy Carhart) "Bitch. I shoulda gone ahead and f***ed her."
• (Susan Sarandon) "What did you say?"
• (Timothy Carhart) "I said suck my cock."
• (Geena Davis) "Oh, my God. Oh, my God."
• (Susan Sarandon) "Get the car."
• (Geena Davis) "Oh, Jesus Christ. Louise, you shot him. Oh, my God."
• (Susan Sarandon) "Get the car."
• (Susan Sarandon) "You watch your mouth, buddy."

• (Susan Sarandon) "Is he your husband or your father?"

• (Susan Sarandon) "In the future, when a woman's crying like that, she isn't having any fun."

Jason Beghe as State Trooper

• (Jason Beghe) "Please. I have a wife and kids. Please."
• (Geena Davis) "You do? Well, you're lucky. You be sweet to 'em, especially your wife. My husband wasn't sweet to me. Look how I turned out."

Brad Pitt as J.D.

• (Brad Pitt) "Well, now, I've always believed that done properly, armed robbery doesn't have to be a totally unpleasant experience."

• (Brad Pitt) "So, tell me something, Miss Thelma. How is it you ain't got any kids? I mean, God gives you something special, I think you oughta pass it on."
• (Geena Davis) "Well, Darryl, that's my husband --"
• (Brad Pitt) "Darryl?"
• (Geena Davis) "Yeah. He says he's not ready yet. He says he's still too much of a kid himself. He kinda prides himself on being infantile."
• (Susan Sarandon) "He's got a lot to be proud of."
• (Geena Davis) "Louise and him don't get along."
• (Susan Sarandon) "That's putting it mildly."
• (Geena Davis) "She thinks he's a pig."
• (Susan Sarandon) "I know he's a pig."

• (Brad Pitt) "I'm the great and powerful Oz. Who do you want to be?"

Michael Madsen as Jimmy

• (Michael Madsen) "Did I hear somebody say "Peaches"?"
• (Susan Sarandon) "Oh my God. Jimmy."
• (Michael Madsen) "That's the secret word. Show the lady what she's won, Don."

• (Michael Madsen) "It's a place called the Vagabond Motel. It's at 1921 North East 23rd. It's under "Peaches"."
• (Susan Sarandon) "What?"
• (Michael Madsen) "That's the code word. I miss you, Peaches."

• (Michael Madsen) "I want to give you something."
• (Susan Sarandon) "Give it to me here."
• (Michael Madsen) "Why don't you try it on? You didn't see that one coming, did you?"
• (Susan Sarandon) "Why, Jimmy? Why now?"
• (Michael Madsen) "Try not to get too excited, Louise. I just flew across two states with that ring in my f***in' hand, and uh -- You know I hate to fly."

Stephen Tobolowsky as Max

• (Stephen Tobolowsky) "You know, the one thing I can't figure out is whether these girls are real smart or just real, real lucky?"
• (Harvey Keitel) "Don't matter. Brains'll only get you so far and luck always runs out."

• (Stephen Tobolowsky) "Uh, yeah, well, if she calls, just be gentle. You know, like, you're really happy to hear from her. Like you really miss her. Women love that s***."

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