The Worst Witch (film) Quotes

The Worst Witch is a Fantasy film that first aired in 1986 on Central Independent Television. The Worst Witch completed its run in 1970.

It features Hilary Heath (executive) as producer, Denis King as theme composer, and Ian Hollands as head of cinematography.

The Worst Witch is recorded in English and originally aired in United Kingdom. Each episode of The Worst Witch is 70 minutes long. The Worst Witch is produced by Central Independent Television.

The cast includes: Tim Curry as Grand Wizard, Fairuza Balk as Mildred Hubble, Danielle Batchelor as Maud Warlock, Anna Kipling as Ethel Hallow, Charlotte Rae as Miss Cackle, Agatha, Su Elliot as Delilah, and Diana Rigg as Miss Hardbroom.

The Worst Witch Quotes

Diana Rigg as Miss Hardbroom

• (Diana Rigg) "MILDRED HUBBLE."

• (Diana Rigg) "No textbooks Maud. Either you know it or you don't. You can't fake a potion."

• (Diana Rigg) "Have you any idea what you did wrong Mildred?"
• (Danielle Batchelor) "It was my fault Miss Hardbroom."
• (Fairuza Balk) "No, it was my fault Miss Hardbroom."
• (Diana Rigg) "I don't care whose fault it was. Sit still until you reappear."
• (Danielle Batchelor) "Yes Miss Hardbroom."
• (Diana Rigg) "You Mildred Hubble, will go straight to Miss Cackle's office and explain exactly why you failed your potions test so miserably."
• (Diana Rigg) "Class dismissed."

Fairuza Balk as Mildred Hubble

• (Fairuza Balk) "Miss Hardbroom hates me."
• (Danielle Batchelor) "Miss Hardbroom hates everyone."

• (Fairuza Balk) "Maud?"
• (Danielle Batchelor) "Go to sleep, Mildred."
• (Fairuza Balk) "I can't."
• (Danielle Batchelor) "Why not?"
• (Fairuza Balk) "I'm afraid of the dark."

• (Fairuza Balk) "Imagine kissing that."
• (Danielle Batchelor) "Imagine kissing HB."
• (Diana Rigg) "Is that so?"
• (Diana Rigg) "I would think, after your disastrous performances today, you should be hardly be spreading disgusting gossip about matters which do not concern you."
• (Fairuza Balk) "Yes Miss Hardbroom."
• (Diana Rigg) "And you had both pay much more attention to your studies, if you ever hope to graduate from this institution. The finest's witching academy in the world."
• (Danielle Batchelor) "Yes Miss Hardbroom."
• (Diana Rigg) "Now go back to bed."
• (Diana Rigg) "Pleasant nightmares."

Charlotte Rae as Miss Cackle, Agatha

• (Charlotte Rae) "Donna's arrived. She'll be a hundred and thirty six next month and she still acts like a teenager."

• (Charlotte Rae) "Shut up Delilah."
• (Su Elliot) "Shut up Delilah."

• (Charlotte Rae) "So Mildred, what can I do for you?"
• (Fairuza Balk) "Miss Hardbroom sent me."
• (Charlotte Rae) "Oh dear. What happened this time?"

Danielle Batchelor as Maud Warlock

• (Danielle Batchelor) "Go to sleep."
• (Fairuza Balk) "I can't."
• (Danielle Batchelor) "Why not?"
• (Fairuza Balk) "I'm afraid of the dark."

• (Danielle Batchelor) "I was only practicing Dum-Dum."

Anna Kipling as Ethel Hallow

• (Anna Kipling) "I choose -- Bubbles."

• (Anna Kipling) "Mildred's going to get it right between the eyes."
• (Danielle Batchelor) "What are you so happy about?"
• (Anna Kipling) "My broomstick; it did the trick."
• (Danielle Batchelor) "What are you talking about."
• (Anna Kipling) "She just couldn't handle it. Oh, never mind, just forget about it."
• (Danielle Batchelor) "Handle what?"
• (Anna Kipling) "Never mind."
• (Danielle Batchelor) "You put a curse on her."
• (Anna Kipling) "Don't be ridiculous."
• (Danielle Batchelor) "It was you all along. You're always picking on Mildred, but this time, you've ruined it for all of us."
• (Anna Kipling) "I don't know what you're talking about."
• (Danielle Batchelor) "You evil-hearted, mean-spirited, no-good, rotten PIG."

• (Anna Kipling) "How dare you say I smell?"

• (Anna Kipling) "You sure you know how to play Terror Tag?"
• (Fairuza Balk) "Everyone knows how to play Terror Tag."
• (Anna Kipling) "You're not everyone."

Tim Curry as Grand Wizard

• (Tim Curry) "Now, Mildred, have you made any plans for this unexpected holiday?"
• (Fairuza Balk) "No, Grand Wizard. I suppose I'd better practice my flying."
• (Tim Curry) "Would you like to practice with me?"
• (Fairuza Balk) "With you?"
• (Tim Curry) "Oh, absolutely."

• (Tim Curry) "You see? You're not the worst witch anymore."

• (Tim Curry) "Has anybody seen my tambourine?"

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