The Wild Quotes

The Wild is a TV show that debuted in 1970 . The Wild ended in 1970.

It features Clint Goldman as producer, and Alan Silvestri in charge of musical score.

The Wild is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of The Wild is 82 minutes long. The Wild is distributed by Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures.

The cast includes: Eddie Izzard as Nigel, Kiefer Sutherland as Samson, Janeane Garofalo as Bridget, William Shatner as Kazar, Patrick Warburton as Blag, Jim Belushi as Benny, Bob Joles as Camo, Chris Edgerly as Cloak, Greg Cipes as Ryan, Colin Cunningham as Hyrax, Christian Argueta and David Cowgill as Hamir, Joseph Siravo as Carmine, and Richard Kind as Larry.

The Wild Quotes

Eddie Izzard as Nigel

• (Eddie Izzard) "I am not a doll."
• (Monkey #1) "Cushy Tushy."
• (Eddie Izzard) "Aaahhh. Leave my bum alone."

• (Eddie Izzard) "As that famous koala once said, "We will fight them -- with -- peaches.""

• (Eddie Izzard) "We; are; going; to; die."

• (Eddie Izzard) "Terribly sorry to bother you, but, um, do you speak koala? Sprechen Sie koala?"

• (Eddie Izzard) "Here I come. Hey."
• (Eddie Izzard) "Who put that bar there?"

• (Eddie Izzard) "I've got popcorn up my bum. Does I look trashy in this?"

• (Eddie Izzard) "It's fine; it's just leaves, and vines, and AAAAH what's that? Oh, that's my foot."

• (Eddie Izzard) "Permission to go down with the ship, sir? Hang on, stuff that; everyone off the ship."

• (Eddie Izzard) "Do we not have the Party Hats of Death? I've got mine."

Colin Cunningham as Hyrax

• (Colin Cunningham) "MY FLESH HAS FRUITY WOODNOTES."

• (Colin Cunningham) "Aaahh. Doesn't anyone ever knock anymore?"
• (Kiefer Sutherland) "Hey, where's my son? Did he come through here?"
• (Colin Cunningham) "Yeah, now that I think about it, he did come through here."
• (Colin Cunningham) "Hello? Come out of there, baby lion, your dad's here. well, what do you know, it's a whole pride of lions down here."

• (Colin Cunningham) "Run for your lives everyone, it's a lion with big moral issues. Ouch. And I had enough of you too. Thanks a lot for wrecking my day."

Kiefer Sutherland as Samson

• (Kiefer Sutherland) "So there I was, face to face with the biggest, meanest leopard on the savannah and --"
• (Greg Cipes) "You roared so loud, his spots flew off. Dad I've heard that story a billion times."

• (Kiefer Sutherland) "Do what you did just then; but the opposite."
• (Richard Kind) "But I don't know my opposites."

• (Kiefer Sutherland) "Appears to be a human bathing area."
• (Eddie Izzard) "You mean humans don't lick themselves clean? Disgusting."

• (Kiefer Sutherland) "Who are you?"
• (Bob Joles) "Our names aren't important."
• (Chris Edgerly) "I'm Cloak, he's Camo."

Greg Cipes as Ryan

• (Greg Cipes) "I just want you to know I'm sorry you didn't have a father like the one I have."

Jim Belushi as Benny

• (Jim Belushi) "Well, that settles it, then. My mother definitely drank pool water when she was pregnant with me."

• (Jim Belushi) "Don't panic, I'm in charge here."
• (Janeane Garofalo) "That's why we're panicking."

William Shatner as Kazar

(We don't have any quotes for this character)

Joseph Siravo as Carmine

• (Joseph Siravo) "You done running your mouth yet, Carmine? Huh? Are you? Huh? Huh?"
• (Joseph Siravo) "I apologize, he never got over being flushed down the toilet."
• (Joseph Siravo) "Huh?"
• (Joseph Siravo) "Yeah."

Christian Argueta and David Cowgill as Hamir

• (Christian Argueta and David Cowgill) "Oh Benny, I am needing until Friday before I pay you back."
• (Jim Belushi) "No, no, it's Ryan. He's in one of those green boxes, and they took it away. We got to find him."
• (Christian Argueta and David Cowgill) "That is not good, not good at all."
• (Christian Argueta and David Cowgill) "Ah. I know, I know. I am telling him you crazy pigeons."

Patrick Warburton as Blag

• (Patrick Warburton) "And for the record, I've always hated your choreography. It's so -- '80s."

Janeane Garofalo as Bridget

• (Janeane Garofalo) "How do we steer? Who knows how to steer? None of us. We're animals. GREAT."

• (Janeane Garofalo) "You need a good sports bra."

Richard Kind as Larry

• (Richard Kind) "Oh, oh, I know; he's sulking because he lives in his father's shadow, and he roars like a school girl."
• (Kiefer Sutherland) "Thanks, Larry."
• (Richard Kind) "You betcha."

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