(Article is below...)

The Weird Al Show Quotes

The Weird Al Show is a television show that debuted in 1970 on CBS. The Weird Al Show stopped airing in 1997.

The Weird Al Show aired for 1 seasons and 13 episodes. The Weird Al Show is executive produced by Dick Clark; "Weird Al" Yankovic, Jay Levey. The Weird Al Show is created by "Weird Al" Yankovic.

Each episode of The Weird Al Show is 23 minutes long. The Weird Al Show is produced by Ear Booker Productions.

The cast includes: Paula Jai Parker as Al, Brian Haley as Hooded Avenger, Paula Jai Parker as Val Brentwood, Judy Tenuta as Madame Judy, Danielle Weeks as Corky, Patricia Place as Mayor, and Donavan Freberg as Boy.

The Weird Al Show Quotes

Patricia Place as Mayor

  • (Announcer) "If you thought there were no more natural disasters left to make a movie about, you thought wrong. 60% Chance of Rain, the most horrifying new movie of the season. The weather got out of hand."
  • (Patricia Place) "We can't go starting a panic, not during tourist season."
  • (Announcer) "Only one man had the courage."
  • (Unnamed) "Mr. Mayor, I don't care what happens to your tourist season. Someone needs to tell these people that they might need a jacket."
  • (Announcer) "To bring Mother Nature to her knees --"
  • (Unnamed) "C'mon, people, let's go. Everybody in the rec room. We don't know what we're in for. C'mon inside, everybody."
  • (Announcer) "When the barometric pressure increases, so does the terror."
  • (Donavan Freberg) "So we don't even know if it's gonna rain?"
  • (Unnamed) "No, son, we don't."
  • (Announcer) "60% Chance of Rain. Coming soon to a theater near you, maybe."

Paula Jai Parker as Al

  • (Unnamed) "What was that?"
  • (Paula Jai Parker) ""Jurassic Park", smart guy. You were in "Jurassic Park", remember?"
  • (Unnamed) "No, no, I wasn't. And besides, that wasn't even a clip from the movie. That was just your music video."
  • (Unnamed) "You have a TV show?"
  • (Paula Jai Parker) "Yeah, in fact, we're on TV right now. Look. (looks at camera)"
  • (Unnamed) "Hi, Mom. Oh, I'm sorry, that cameraman looks just like my mother."
  • (Paula Jai Parker) "(A high-pitched shrieking is heard) Oh, no. It's the Yoko Ono alarm. That can only mean one thing; time to go to a commercial."
  • (Unnamed) "No one likes me."
  • (Paula Jai Parker) "I like you. I mean, in theory -- If you weren't so bossy -- In an alternate universe where you weren't like a tyrant, I like you."
  • (Paula Jai Parker) "I am so cool."
  • (Paula Jai Parker) "Hey, Corky, what brings you around here?"
  • (Danielle Weeks) "I was wondering if I could borrow a box of smelly socks."
  • (Paula Jai Parker) "What do you need smelly socks for?"
  • (Danielle Weeks) "Actually, it's more the box I need."
  • (Paula Jai Parker) "I should never EVER do another one of those lousy infomercials. I mean, what was I thinking?"
  • (Unnamed) "That boy was our only hope --"
  • (Unnamed) "No -- there is another -- (camera fades to Harvey)"
  • (Paula Jai Parker) "But without my stuff, what am I? Just another cave-dwelling, accordion-playing, hamster-loving, TV show host. What a cliche."

Judy Tenuta as Madame Judy

  • (Judy Tenuta) "Okay, okay. Now me. Ohhhhhh. From my own collection, a crystal ball to guide your path. Look, you can see the future. Swirling in it already."
  • (Brian Haley) "Wait a minute, that's not the future. That's "Saved by the Bell.""
  • (Danielle Weeks) "Hey. This thing's picking up cable."
  • (Judy Tenuta) "Oooooh. The anxious man is soon bitten by -- radioactive lobsters."

Brian Haley as Hooded Avenger

  • (Brian Haley) "Say, Al, what do you want to do today?"
  • (Paula Jai Parker) "Well, we could pour maple syrup all over the rug and then lick it off --"
  • (Paula Jai Parker) "Nah, we did that yesterday."
  • (Brian Haley) "Someday, the sledgehammer of injustice will fall upon his big toe."

Add or Update Quotes

If you have a quote to add or change and want to let us know, please fill in the form below. Include the time in the film/video if possible so we can find it.




Additional Film and TV Quotes

It's a Gift Quotes | Jungle Cubs Quotes | The Gift (2000 film) Quotes | The Last Night of a Jockey Quotes | My Father the Hero (1991 film) Quotes | Raw Deal (1986 film) Quotes | Battle Royale II: Requiem Quotes | Chinese Odyssey 2002 Quotes | Short Circuit 2 Quotes | Gates of Heaven Quotes | Get Ready to Be Boyzvoiced Quotes | Don's Plum Quotes | He's Alive Quotes | Repossessed (film) Quotes | Sidekicks (1992 film) Quotes | The Mack Quotes | Stage Beauty Quotes | London Town (1946 film) Quotes | Witchfinder General (film) Quotes | Island in the Sun (film) Quotes | Edward II (film) Quotes | Uptown Girls Quotes | C.H.U.D. Quotes | Young Sherlock Holmes Quotes | When the Last Sword Is Drawn Quotes |