The Wedding Date Quotes

The Wedding Date is a TV program that appeared on TV in 1970 . The Wedding Date completed its run in 1970.

It features Jessica Bendinger; Paul Brooks, Michelle Chydzik, and Nathalie Marciano as producer, Blake Neely in charge of musical score, and Oliver Curtis as head of cinematography.

The Wedding Date is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of The Wedding Date is 90 minutes long. The Wedding Date is distributed by Universal Studios.

The cast includes: Dermot Mulroney as Nick Mercer, Debra Messing as Kat Ellis, Sarah Parish as TJ, Jeremy Sheffield as Jeffrey, Holland Taylor as Bunny, Jack Davenport as Edward Fletcher-Wooten, Amy Adams as Amy, Peter Egan as Victor Ellis, Jolyon James as Woody, Jay Simon as Male Flight Attendant, and C. Gerod Harris as Bike Messenger.

The Wedding Date Quotes

Debra Messing as Kat Ellis

• (Debra Messing) "Mom, this is so not the time to be yourself."

• (Debra Messing) "Oh sweet Jesus, who gave that woman an amp?"

• (Airplane Passenger) "Your first time flying?"
• (Debra Messing) "My sister's getting married and the best man is my ex. In case I chicken out, I want to know where all the exits are."

• (Debra Messing) "An escort at a funeral? Somebody's dead."
• (Dermot Mulroney) "Yeah, imagine facing that alone."

• (Debra Messing) "Any second now my date is going to sit down in 3B and I need him to look really, really good today."
• (Jay Simon) "Hello, 3B."

• (Debra Messing) "Woody?"
• (Jolyon James) "Not yet --"
• (Unnamed) "But it's getting there."

• (Debra Messing) "I love my dad. But technically, since he's my stepfather he's not family -- he's more like a hostage."

• (Debra Messing) "You're like the Yoda of escorts. Getting you on the phone was harder than getting into college."

Dermot Mulroney as Nick Mercer

• (Dermot Mulroney) "So is that when he peed in his pants?"
• (Debra Messing) "Well, he cried a lot, but no. There was no peeing."
• (Dermot Mulroney) "So what's with the nickname?"
• (Holland Taylor) "I have no idea."

• (Dermot Mulroney) "There's no such thing as "out of the blue"."

• (Dermot Mulroney) "When I told you I've never done a wedding before, it wasn't because I've never been asked. I just never said yes."
• (Debra Messing) "Why'd you say yes to me?"
• (Dermot Mulroney) "There was something in your voice on the phone that day."
• (Debra Messing) "Desperation?"
• (Dermot Mulroney) "I think it was hope."

• (Dermot Mulroney) "I'd rather fight with you than make love with anyone else."

• (Dermot Mulroney) "Close your eyes. Close your eyes. Close -- your -- eyes. You're safe. You can relax. I'm not going to kiss you. He's gonna be so sorry he lost you, so stop worrying. Forget the past. Forget the pain. And remember what an incredible woman you are. You do that and he'll realize what he lost."
• (Debra Messing) "Holy crap. You're worth every penny."

• (Dermot Mulroney) "Well thank you for including me in this timeless feminine ritual. Here's to the husbands who've won you, the losers who've lost you, and the lucky bastards who've yet to meet you."

• (Dermot Mulroney) "A wedding is a sacrament -- a joyous celebration of love and commitment. In Utopia. In the real world -- it's an excuse to drink excessively and say things you shouldn't say."

• (Dermot Mulroney) "The hardest thing is loving someone and then having the courage to let them love you back."

• (Dermot Mulroney) "This happened to you?"
• (Debra Messing) "Happened in the sense that I picked up the phone, tracked you down, flew you here, and gave you $6,000 out of my 401K."

• (Dermot Mulroney) "Let me teach you a trick: if you look people in the eye, they won't notice what you're wearing."

Peter Egan as Victor Ellis

• (Peter Egan) "Are you a boatsman, son?"
• (Dermot Mulroney) "I am now, sir."
• (Peter Egan) "Well, I'm glad to see that someone is making good use of her again. The boat I mean."

• (Peter Egan) "Ahoy there."
• (Debra Messing) "Hi, Dad."

• (Peter Egan) "Make sure he stays on the right side of the road."
• (Dermot Mulroney) "Which, of course, is the left."
• (Peter Egan) "That's right."

Amy Adams as Amy

• (Amy Adams) "I don't think that I can do this."
• (Debra Messing) "What? The seventh hole?"

• (Amy Adams) "I wanted to tell you but I was afraid you'd never forgive me and I just -- I love you so much."
• (Jack Davenport) "I knew you were seeing someone when we finally got together, but not Jeffrey. Does Kat know?"
• (Amy Adams) "Jeffrey told her last night."
• (Jack Davenport) "Excuse me."

• (Amy Adams) "Hey."
• (Debra Messing) "Hey."
• (Amy Adams) "I just --"
• (Amy Adams) "I wanted to thank you for not outing me in front of Ed. I want to tell him just not the night before our wedding, you know -- with these things, timing is everything."
• (Debra Messing) "You're right."
• (Debra Messing) "You should really time it right so that when he hears that you repeatedly screwed his best friend, he won't feel like the whole world is collapsing around him, and there's no escape because you tricked him into marrying you."
• (Amy Adams) "Kat --"
• (Debra Messing) "Oh, don't worry. Your wedding will be perfect tomorrow. I'll smile and say all the right things, and you'll deal with Ed when you're ready."
• (Debra Messing) "But right now, tonight, I'm not going to pretend it's okay."

• (Amy Adams) "You're my half sister but I whole love you."
• (Debra Messing) "Why don't you get my half sister her seventh hole?"
• (Amy Adams) "Tequila."

• (Amy Adams) "Did she tell you she broke up with you because of your funky breath?"
• (Debra Messing) "She's drunk."

Sarah Parish as TJ

• (Sarah Parish) "The only thing that you two have in common is that you're both secretly attracted to me."

• (Sarah Parish) "I think I've just come."

• (Sarah Parish) "Darling, why spend anymore time on that horse's ass when Mr. Tie-Me-Up-Tie-Me-Down is standing right over there?"

• (Sarah Parish) "Oh my God. Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God. Top Kat. Ooooh. Where the bloody hell have you been? I have gynaecologists that call more often."
• (Debra Messing) "You have more than one gynaecologist?"
• (Sarah Parish) "You have to play them off. Otherwise they think your easy"
• (Sarah Parish) "Hello asshole. Listen, since you dumped my cousin brutally, and without cause, you won't mind if I just steal her away will you? Thanks"

• (Sarah Parish) "Can you believe Kat gets to shag this guy? No, really, you should send God a bottle of wine or a quiche or something."

Jack Davenport as Edward Fletcher-Wooten

• (Jack Davenport) "How do you know so much about so much?"
• (Dermot Mulroney) "I'm a hooker."

• (Jack Davenport) "Oh, come on. Who heard about dance lessons for a wedding?"
• (Dermot Mulroney) "Just about everybody."

• (Jack Davenport) "I look like a total wanker, don't I?"

Jeremy Sheffield as Jeffrey

• (Jeremy Sheffield) "You hate sports."
• (Debra Messing) "I hate cricket."
• (Jeremy Sheffield) "Right."

• (Jeremy Sheffield) "Are you ready, TJ?"
• (Sarah Parish) "Bugger off, Jeffery."

• (Jeremy Sheffield) "Kat could I have a word? It'll only take a moment."
• (Holland Taylor) "Well, let me think. You stole seven years of her life with your bulls*** and your charm and now you'd like just a moment?"
• (Holland Taylor) "Sure, go right ahead."

• (Jeremy Sheffield) "There's just something about him I don't like."
• (Jack Davenport) "He's got nine percent body fat and he's shagging your ex."

Holland Taylor as Bunny

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