The Wedding Bride Quotes

The Wedding Bride is a TV program that first aired in 1970 . The Wedding Bride stopped airing in 1970.

The Wedding Bride Quotes

• (Unnamed) "Baggage is the cornerstone of America's greatest national product."
• (Unnamed) "Porn."
• (Unnamed) "Actually, it's porn. No women works in porn without having major baggage."
• (Unnamed) "Major Baggage."

• (Unnamed) "No-can-do's-ville, baby doll."

• (Unnamed) "This doof in the red cowboy boots, this isn't me."
• (Unnamed) "So just to be clear,you are saying that you don't have a pear of red cowboy boots in your closet ?"

• (Unnamed) "That movie sucks, and your all stupid for liking it."
• (Unnamed) "Ted, I think you owe us an apology."
• (Unnamed) "No-can-do's-ville, baby doll. No-can-do's -- ville."

• (Unnamed) "Oh, go on honey. Kiss him"
• (Unnamed) "Ummm, Uncle Barney didn't say kiss."
• (Unnamed) "Kiss him. Kiss him. Kiss him --."
• (Unnamed) "Still not saying kiss."
• (Usher) "Sir, you need to leave. Now."
• (Unnamed) "This is outrageous. Who the kiss are you?"

• (Unnamed) "Royce."
• (Unnamed) "Stella."
• (Unnamed) "Ted?"
• (Unnamed) "Tony."
• (Unnamed) "Tony?"
• (Unnamed) "Ted?"
• (Unnamed) "Barny?"

• (Unnamed) "That's it. I'll have to move to another country, one where they're not showing "The Wedding Bride"."
• (Unnamed) "Good luck, Ted. That movie has gone worldwide. It's huge."
• (Unnamed) "Maybe North Korea."
• (Unnamed) "No, I heard Kim Jong Il saw it and it's his second favorite movie, right behind one of him running in slow motion in a field of turnips."

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