The War of the Roses (film) Quotes

The War of the Roses (film) is a television show that debuted in 1970 . The War of the Roses ended its run in 1970.

It features James L. Brooks as producer, David Newman (composer) in charge of musical score, and Stephen H. Burum as head of cinematography.

The War of the Roses (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of The War of the Roses (film) is 116 minutes long. The War of the Roses (film) is distributed by 20th Century Fox.

The cast includes: Michael Douglas as Oliver Rose, Kathleen Turner as Barbara Rose, Danny DeVito as Gavin, and Marianne Sägebrecht as Susan.

The War of the Roses (film) Quotes

Michael Douglas as Oliver Rose

• (Michael Douglas) "Oh, I'm sorry, Susan. I thought you are Barbara."

• (Michael Douglas) "And you better get yourself a damn good lawyer."
• (Kathleen Turner) "Best your money can buy."

• (Michael Douglas) "You have sunk below the deepest layer of prehistoric frog s*** at the bottom of a New Jersey scum swamp."

• (Michael Douglas) "Barbara, Susan is here. She wants to know if you are all right."
• (Kathleen Turner) "Never felt better."
• (Michael Douglas) "Thank you for dropping by, Susan."
• (Marianne Sägebrecht) "Will you go outside with me, Mr.Rose?"
• (Michael Douglas) "Let's go."
• (Michael Douglas) "Wait a minute, I forgot something."
• (Marianne Sägebrecht) "What?"
• (Michael Douglas) "Barbara."

• (Michael Douglas) "Wh -- why do you want a divorce? I mean -- did l do something? Did l -- did l not do something?"
• (Kathleen Turner) "l can't give you specifics, Oliver."
• (Michael Douglas) "Well, try."
• (Kathleen Turner) "I don't want to try."
• (Michael Douglas) "ls there somebody else? Another man?"
• (Kathleen Turner) "No."
• (Michael Douglas) "A woman?"
• (Kathleen Turner) "You wish."

• (Michael Douglas) "I think I can swing this over to the balcony."
• (Kathleen Turner) "Stop it. Stop it. stop it."
• (Kathleen Turner) "I loosened the bolt, I was gonna drop it on you."
• (Michael Douglas) "Oooh. That's a good one."

Danny DeVito as Gavin

• (Danny DeVito) "At 15 I became an evolutionist; and it all became clear. We came from mud. And after 3.8 billion years of evolution, at our core is still mud. Nobody can be a divorce lawyer and doubt that."

• (Danny DeVito) "I should have seen her toes in the pit of my crotch as a cry for help."

• (Danny DeVito) "Hi, what're you doing? I'm coming home. Love you."
• (Danny DeVito) "Bye."

• (Danny DeVito) "You have some valid reasons for wanting a divorce."
• (Danny DeVito) "Excuse me. My sinuses are very sensitive to irritants."
• (Danny DeVito) "In the past five months, I think I've breathed freely with both sides working maybe a week total."
• (Danny DeVito) "I gotta cut this out. It's gonna kill me."
• (Danny DeVito) "I hadn't smoked for thirteen years. I kept the last cigarette from my last pack. I said if I never smoked this one cigarette I'll never smoke again, period. Thirteen years I kept that cigarette."
• (Danny DeVito) "I had this little case made for it."
• (Danny DeVito) "Thirteen years. And then, one Thursday afternoon, Barbara came to see me. And when she left --"

• (Danny DeVito) "There is no winning. Only degrees of losing."

• (Danny DeVito) "My father used to say there are four things that tell the world who a man is: his house, his car, his wife and his shoes."

• (Danny DeVito) "Oliver, my father used to say that a man can never outdo a woman when it comes to love and revenge."

• (Danny DeVito) "There are two dilemmas -- that rattle the human skull. How do you hold onto someone who won't stay? And how do you get rid of someone who won't go?"

Kathleen Turner as Barbara Rose

• (Kathleen Turner) "If we end up together, then this is the most romantic evening of my life. And if we don't, then I'm the world's biggest slut."

• (Kathleen Turner) "This is the stupidest thing you've ever done."
• (Michael Douglas) "Second stupidest."

• (Kathleen Turner) "Get out of the car, honey."
• (Michael Douglas) "You're gonna have to kill me."
• (Kathleen Turner) "I mean it, Oliver."
• (Michael Douglas) "You don't have guts. C'mon."

• (Kathleen Turner) "Have you ever made angry love?"
• (Danny DeVito) "Is there any other way?"

• (Kathleen Turner) "Besides money --"
• (Kathleen Turner) "what would it take to get you to help me, Gavin?"
• (Danny DeVito) "Come on, put your shoes on, Barbara. I haven't been into feet since '82."

• (Kathleen Turner) "I would never humiliate you like this."
• (Michael Douglas) "You're not equipped to, honey."

• (Kathleen Turner) "Was it as good for you as it was for me?"

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