The Walking Dead (season 8) Quotes

The Walking Dead is a TV show that was first aired in 2017 on AMC (TV channel). The Walking Dead ended its run in 2018.

The Walking Dead was on for 16 episodes.

The Walking Dead Quotes

• (Unnamed) "Listen, I'm just being honest. I thought it was a bit -- pedestrian."
• (Unnamed) "Pedestrian?"
• (Unnamed) "As in lame and -- played."
• (Unnamed) "Played? Where have you seen anything like it before? Tell me that."
• (Unnamed) "I've never seen a gorilla drive a car before. But if you put it in a museum, I'm not gonna call it art."
• (Unnamed) "Mike, would you, would you, please, talk some sense into your lover?"
• (Unnamed) "Oh, my God. You did not just call me that."
• (Unnamed) "I agree with my lover. I mean the whole thing was- --"
• (Unnamed) "- Very lame --"
• (Unnamed) "-- and very played."
• (Unnamed) "Oh. Wait, wait wait. No, no. Don't do that. Don't do that. Don't start -- finishing each other's sentences, man. This is, this is just gross."
• (Unnamed) "I was going to say that the -- the whole thing was like a monument to someone trying to damn hard to be different"
• (Unnamed) "Hallelujah. Listen, I'm glad I saw it even though I did not love it."
• (Unnamed) "I hope we're not boring you, peanut. Come here."
• (Unnamed) "I don't think we should stay at the camp."
• (Unnamed) "No. I'm not taking my son out there. I don't know if this place will work out, but I know it won't if we go out there. That doesn't even matter anymore. I was just kidding ourselves."
• (Unnamed) "Okay. Alright. I see what this is."
• (Unnamed) "Really? What is "this", Michonne? I mean, you got good with a sword. You know how valuable that is now? You know what that makes you?"
• (Unnamed) "What? What are we going for? Where's the happy ending here? This isn't life. Anything close, okay? Not for me, not for us. If not for our son, what, what's the answer here?"
• (Unnamed) "Well, what is the damn question, Mike?"
• (Unnamed) "Why?"
• (Unnamed) "Okay. Looks good. Now, I have a question. Who's gonna open the wine?"
• (Unnamed) "No. No. No. No. No. Noooo. Noooo."

• (Unnamed) "Andrea, I'm begging you. Don't put me in this position."
• (Andrea Harrison) "I'm not going out there without my gun. I'll even say, "Please"."
• (Unnamed) "I'm doing this for you."
• (Andrea Harrison) "No, Dale, you're doing it for you. You need to stop. What do you think's gonna happen? I'm gonna stick it in my mouth and pull the trigger the moment you hand it to me?"
• (Unnamed) "I know you're angry at me, that much is clear. But if I hadn't done what I did, you'd be dead now."
• (Andrea Harrison) "Jenner gave us an option. I chose to stay."
• (Unnamed) "You chose suicide."
• (Andrea Harrison) "So, what's that to you? You barely know me."
• (Unnamed) "I know Amy's death devastated you."
• (Andrea Harrison) "Keep her out of this. This is not about Amy, this is about us. And if I decided I had nothing left to live for, who the Hell are you to tell me otherwise? To force my hand like that?"
• (Unnamed) "I saved your life."
• (Andrea Harrison) "No, Dale, I saved yours. You forced that on me. I didn't want your blood on my hands and that is the only reason I left that building. What did you expect? What, I'd have some kind of epiphany? Some life-affirming catharsis?"
• (Unnamed) "Maybe just a little gratitude?"
• (Andrea Harrison) "Gratitude? I wanted to die my way, not torn apart by drooling freaks. That was my choice. You took that away from me, Dale."
• (Unnamed) "But- --"
• (Andrea Harrison) "But you know better? All I wanted after my sister died was to get out of this endless, horrific nightmare we live everyday. I wasn't hurting anyone else. You took my choice away, Dale. And you expect -- gratitude?"
• (Unnamed) "I don't know what to say."
• (Andrea Harrison) "I'm not your little girl. I'm not your wife and I'm sure as Hell not your problem. That's all there is to say."

• (Glenn Rhee) "Hey, you. Dumbass."

• (Unnamed) "I didn't want to come back here. I don't --"
• (Unnamed) "No."
• (Unnamed) "I asked you to make me a bullet. You said, "Yes". So, make me a bullet."
• (Unnamed) "You're right, I said, "Yes". But that -- was a peak heat of the moment. I -- in the intervening hours, I've been taking a deep dive into other options and contingencies, trying to game out any iteration in which charging into this enterprise makes any sense. I'm not trying to fin it or to stop you. Just maybe slow your roll. Maybe going for some lolling false sense of security wise- --"
• (Unnamed) "I'm not waiting, Eugene."
• (Unnamed) "That's just being stupid."
• (Unnamed) "Then, Hell, you don't know what the Hell you're talking about."
• (Unnamed) "I think I do. I've analyzed this top to bottom. Doesn't matter if you're stealthy, snappy gun or knifey. Abraham was right, they have the numbers. It's ballgame, unless we put together a finishing move for a force of many along with the man in charge. A single bullet ain't gonna do it. Best-case, maybe you take him out."
• (Unnamed) "Then make me a bullet."
• (Unnamed) "Somebody has to pay the price. Even if you're willing, from all we've seen, it's not a lock you'll be the one."
• (Unnamed) "Will the man who killed the man who saved our lives die?"
• (Unnamed) "Maybe."
• (Unnamed) "Then make me a bullet. You're not talking me out of this, Eugene. You owe me and you owe him. If there's a price, I'll pay it. But don't you tell me, "No". You don't know anything, you don't do anything. You're a coward and you're weak."
• (Unnamed) "The only reason you're alive is because you lied and because people feel sorry for you. So, for once -- do something useful -- and make me a bullet."

• (Negan) "You earn what you take."

• (Merle Dixon) "Hey, man, I ain't wasting my bullets on a couple of strangers that ain't never cooked me a meal or felicitated my piece. That's my policy."

• (Carol Peletier) "You need to know something. You did more for my little girl today than her own daddy did in his whole life."
• (Daryl Dixon) "I didn't do anything Rick or Shane wouldn't have done."
• (Carol Peletier) "I know. You're every bit as good as them. Every bit."

• (The Governor) "I thought you were a cop, not a lawyer."
• (Rick Grimes) "Either way, I don't pretend to be a governor."
• (The Governor) "I told you, I'm their leader."
• (Rick Grimes) "You're the town drunk who knocked over my fence and ripped up my yard, nothing more."
• (The Governor) "Didn't you ever misjudge someone? Hm? Andrea told me about your baby. That it might be your partner's. But you're caring for her and I admire that. Restitution for your own lack of insight. For failing to see the devil beside you."
• (Rick Grimes) "Oh, I see him all right."

• (Shane Walsh) "THESE THINGS AIN'T SICK. They're not people. They're dead. Ain't got to feel nothin' 'cause all they do, they KILL. These things right here, they're the things that killed Amy. They killed Otis. And they'll kill all of us."
• (Rick Grimes) "Shane, enough."
• (Shane Walsh) "Hey you're right, man. That is enough."

• (Rick Grimes) "CARL."

• (Morgan Jones) "All life is precious."

• (Negan) "Sucks, don't it? The moment you realize you don't know shit."

• (Merle Dixon) "How come we never hooked up?"
• (Andrea Harrison) "You called me a whore and a rugmuncher."
• (Merle Dixon) "Got a way with words, don't I?"

• (Rick Grimes) "What happened to you?"
• (Unnamed) "I was in a car accident."
• (Rick Grimes) "Accident? How?"
• (Unnamed) "I went looking for you."
• (Shane Walsh) "Snuck out on her own. I brought her back."
• (Rick Grimes) "Are you crazy? You could- --"
• (Unnamed) "Who the Hell is that?"
• (Glenn Rhee) "That's Randall."
• (Rick Grimes) "We couldn't just leave him behind. He would've bled out -- if he lived that long."
• (Glenn Rhee) "It's gotten bad in town."
• (Andrea Harrison) "What do we do with him?"
• (Hershel Greene) "I repaired his calf muscle as best I can, but he'll probably have nerve damage. He won't be on his feet for, at least, a week."
• (Rick Grimes) "When he is, we give him a canteen, take him out to the main roads, send him on his way."
• (Andrea Harrison) "Isn't that the same as leaving him for the walkers?"
• (Rick Grimes) "He'll have a fighting chance."
• (Shane Walsh) "Just gonna let him go? He knows where we are."
• (Rick Grimes) "He was blindfolded the whole way here. He's not a threat."
• (Shane Walsh) "Not a threat. How many more of them were there? You killed 3 of there men, you took one of them hostage, but they just ain't gonna come looking for him."
• (Rick Grimes) "They left him for dead. No one is looking."
• (Unnamed) "We should still post a guard."
• (Hershel Greene) "He's out cold right now. Will be for hours."
• (Shane Walsh) "You know, I'm gonna get him some flowers and candy."
• (Shane Walsh) "Look at this folks, we're back in Fantasy Land."
• (Hershel Greene) "You know, we haven't even dealt with what you did at my barn, yet. Let me make this perfectly clear once and for all. This is my farm and I wanted you gone. Rick talked me out of it, but that doesn't mean I have to like it. So, do us both a favor: Keep your mouth shut."
• (Rick Grimes) "Look, we're not gonna do anything about today. Let's just cool off."

• (Sgt. Abraham Ford) "When you were pouring the Bisquick, were you trying to make pancakes?"

• (Carol Peletier) "You know, we'll see Sophia again in Heaven, someday."
• (Carol Peletier) "She's in a better place."
• (Unnamed) "No, she's not. Heaven is just another lie. And if you believe it, you're an idiot."
• (Carol Peletier) "You need to control that boy."
• (Rick Grimes) "Carl? What happened?"
• (Carol Peletier) "He's disrespectful."
• (Rick Grimes) "Did he say something?"
• (Carol Peletier) "Something cruel about Sophia."
• (Unnamed) "We'll figure it out. It's okay."
• (Carol Peletier) "It's not okay."
• (Rick Grimes) "I'll have -- I'll have, I'll have a talk with him."
• (Unnamed) "See? We'll, we'll -- we'll deal with it. If you can calm down, so that I can- --"
• (Carol Peletier) "Don't tell me to calm down."
• (Unnamed) "No, I, I don't- --"
• (Carol Peletier) "I don't need you to patronize me. Everyone either avoids me or they treat me like I'm crazy. I lost my daughter, I didn't lose my mind."
• (Rick Grimes) "Carl. Did you talk back to Carol?"
• (Unnamed) "No."
• (Rick Grimes) "She says you did."
• (Unnamed) "I said it was stupid to believe in Heaven 'cause it is."
• (Rick Grimes) "Well, just think about that for a minute. She just lost her daughter, she wants to believe she's still alive in some way."
• (Unnamed) "But she- --"
• (Rick Grimes) "Don't. Don't talk, think. It's a good rule of thumb for life."
• (Unnamed) "Mom always wants you to talk more."
• (Rick Grimes) "Don't change the subject, you owe Carol an apology. You made a mistake. Fix it."
• (Unnamed) "Is that why you're gonna kill that guy? Fixing your mistake?"
• (Rick Grimes) "That's different."
• (Unnamed) "How are you gonna do it? Are you gonna hang him in the barn?"
• (Rick Grimes) "You just think about how you're gonna make things right with Carol. Don't talk. Think."

• (Andrea Harrison) "Where's Hershel?"
• (Unnamed) "Maggie doesn't want him to find out, yet. It's a family affair, let them work it out."
• (Andrea Harrison) "That's working it out?"
• (Unnamed) "When Beth stops fighting, that's when it's time to worry."
• (Andrea Harrison) "This could've been handled better."
• (Unnamed) "How so?"
• (Andrea Harrison) "You shouldn't have taken the knife away."
• (Unnamed) "Excuse me?"
• (Andrea Harrison) "You were wrong. Like Dale taking my gun, that wasn't your decision. She has to choose to live on her own, she has to find her own reasons."
• (Unnamed) "You gonna tie a noose for her?"
• (Andrea Harrison) "If she's serious, she'll figure out a way."
• (Unnamed) "Doesn't mean I can't stop her or let her know that I care."
• (Andrea Harrison) "That has nothing to do with it, Lori. She only has so many choices in front of her and she believes the best one is suicide."
• (Unnamed) "That's not an option."
• (Andrea Harrison) "Of course it is. She doesn't need to be yelled at or -- treated like a child."
• (Unnamed) "She needs a loaded gun, right? You'll understand if I don't send you in there."
• (Andrea Harrison) "I came through it."
• (Unnamed) "And you became such a productive member of the group. Let Maggie handle this for a while."
• (Andrea Harrison) "I contribute, I help keep this place safe."
• (Unnamed) "The men can handle this on their own, they don't need your help."
• (Andrea Harrison) "I'm sorry, what; what would you have me do?"
• (Unnamed) "Oooh, there's plenty of work to go around."
• (Andrea Harrison) "Are you serious? Everything falls apart and you're in my face over skipping laundry?"
• (Unnamed) "It puts a burden on the rest of us, on me and Carol and -- Patricia and Maggie, cooking and cleaning and caring for Beth. You -- don't care about anyone, but yourself. You sit up on that RV working on your tan with a shotgun in your lap."
• (Andrea Harrison) "I am on watch against walkers, that is what matters, not fresh mint leaves in the lemonade."
• (Unnamed) "We are providing stability, we are trying to create a life worth living."
• (Andrea Harrison) "Are you kidding me?"
• (Unnamed) "Look, I, I went after Rick, I took down two walkers- --"
• (Andrea Harrison) "- -And crashing Maggie's car. Ever apologize for that?"
• (Unnamed) "Crashing her -- you're insane."
• (Andrea Harrison) "No, you are and you're the one who's self-centered, the way you take it all for granted."
• (Unnamed) "My husband is out there for the hundredth time, my son was shot. Don't you dare tell me that I take this for granted."
• (Andrea Harrison) "You don't get it, do you? Your husband came back from the dead, your son, too. Now, you got a baby on the way. The rest of us have piled up our losses, me, Carol, Beth. But you just keep on keepin' on, playing house, acting like the Queen Bee, laying down rules for everybody, but yourself. You know what? Go ahead. Go in there and tell that little girl that everything's gonna be okay just like it is for you. She'll get a husband, a son, baby -- boyfriend."
• (Andrea Harrison) "She just has to look on the bright side."

• (Rick Grimes) "You're a man of God. Have some faith."
• (Hershel Greene) "I can't profess to understand God's plan. Christ promised the resurrection of the dead. I just thought he had something a little different in mind."

• (Andrea Harrison) "You poisoned them."
• (Unnamed) "I just told them the truth."
• (Andrea Harrison) "I didn't choose him over you. I wanted a life. Once we entered Woodbury, you became hostile."
• (Unnamed) "That's 'cause I could see it."
• (Andrea Harrison) "See what?"
• (Unnamed) "That you were under his spell the second you laid eyes on him."
• (Andrea Harrison) "That is not true."
• (Unnamed) "And you still are."
• (Andrea Harrison) "No, I am there because those people need me."
• (Unnamed) "And what about these people?"
• (Andrea Harrison) "I am trying to save them, too."
• (Unnamed) "I did not realize the messiah complex was contagious."
• (Andrea Harrison) "Go to Hell, Michonne."
• (Unnamed) "He sent Merle to kill me."
• (Unnamed) "Would have sent him to kill you, too, if you had come with me. But you didn't, did you? Hm-mmm. You chose a warm bed over a friend. That's why I went back to Woodbury. Exposed him for what he is. I knew that it would hurt you."

• (Rick Grimes) "Damn you for making me do this, Shane. This was you, not me. YOU did this to us. This was you. Not me. Not me."

• (Rick Grimes) "Maybe you people are better off without me. Go ahead. I say there's a place for us, but maybe it's just another pipe dream. Maybe I'm fooling myself again. Why don't you go find out yourself? Send me a postcard. Go on, there's the door. You can do better, let's see how far you get."
• (Rick Grimes) "No takers? Fine, but get one thing straight. If you're staying, this isn't a democracy anymore."

• (Unnamed) "What are you doing?"
• (Carol Peletier) "Sam, what are you doing here?"
• (Unnamed) "Followed you. Was hoping you were going to make more cookies, but then, you came here."
• (Carol Peletier) "Well, I could make more. I could make a whole batch just for you. Would you like that?"
• (Unnamed) "Yes. I mean, yes, please."
• (Carol Peletier) "Okay. But you gotta promise me you can keep it secret that I came here."
• (Unnamed) "But I have to tell my Mom. I mean, I tell my Mom everything."
• (Carol Peletier) "You can never tell anyone, especially your Mom because if you do, one morning, you'll wake up and you won't be in your bed."
• (Unnamed) "Where will I be?"
• (Carol Peletier) "You'll be outside the walls, far, far away, tied to a tree. And you'll scream and scream because you will be so afraid. No one will come to help because no one will hear you. But something will hear you. The monsters will come once out there and you won't be able to run away when they come for you. And they will tear you apart and eat you up all while you're still alive, all while you can still feel it. And then afterwards, no one will ever know what happened to you. Or -- you can promise not to tell you anyone what you saw here and then nothing will happen. And you'll get cookies -- lots of cookies. I know what I think you should do."

• (Rick Grimes) "What's the difference between men and women?"
• (Shane Walsh) "This a joke?"
• (Rick Grimes) "No. Serious."
• (Shane Walsh) "Never met a woman who knew how to turn off a light. Born thinking the switch only goes one way: on. They're struck blind the second they leave the room. I mean, every woman I ever let have a key, I swear to God, it's like -- come home, house all lit up. And my job is, apparently, because -- because my chromosomes happen to be different, 'cause I gotta walk through that house, turn off every single light this chick left on."
• (Rick Grimes) "Is that right?"
• (Shane Walsh) "Yeah, baby, mmm. Oh, Reverend Shane's a-preachin' to ya now, boy."
• (Shane Walsh) "Then, this same chick, mind ya, she'll bitch about Global Warming. See this --"
• (Shane Walsh) "This is when Reverend Shane wants to quote from the "Guy" gospel and say, "Um, Darlin', maybe you and every other pair of boobs on this planet just figure out that the light switch, see, goes both ways, maybe we wouldn't have so much Global Warming"."
• (Rick Grimes) "You say that?"
• (Shane Walsh) "Well, a, uh, polite version."
• (Shane Walsh) "Still, man, that, that earns me this, this look of loathing you would not believe. And that's when "The Exorcist" voice pops out: "YOU SOUND JUST LIKE MY DAMN FATHER ALWAYS, ALWAYS YELLING ABOUT THE POWER BILL, TELLING ME TO TURN OFF THE DAMN LIGHTS.""
• (Rick Grimes) "And what do you say to that?"
• (Shane Walsh) "Know what I want to say. I want to say, "Bitch, you mean to tell me you've been hearing this your entire life and you are too damn stupid to learn how to turn off the switch?""
• (Shane Walsh) "You know I --"
• (Shane Walsh) "-- I don't actually say that, though."
• (Rick Grimes) "That would be bad."
• (Shane Walsh) "Yeah. Yeah. I'd go with the, uh, go with the polite version there, too."
• (Rick Grimes) "Very wise."
• (Shane Walsh) "Yes, sir."
• (Rick Grimes) "Mm-hmm."
• (Shane Walsh) "So, how's it with Lori, man?"
• (Rick Grimes) "She's good. She's good at turning off lights. Really good. I'm the one who, sometimes, forgets."
• (Shane Walsh) "What a man."
• (Rick Grimes) "We didn't have a great night."
• (Shane Walsh) "Hey, look, man, I may have, uh, a phantom muse with mu sermon, but I did try. Least you could do is speak."
• (Rick Grimes) "That's, that's what she always says. "Speak". "Speak". Think I was the most closed-mouth son-of-bitch ever to hear her talk."
• (Shane Walsh) "Do you express your thoughts? Do you share your feelings? That kind of stuff?"
• (Rick Grimes) "Thing is -- lately, whenever I try, everything I say makes her -- impatient, like she didn't want to hear it after all. It's like she's -- pissed at me all the time and I don't know why."
• (Shane Walsh) "Look, man, that's just shit that couples' go through. Yeah, it's a, it's a phase."
• (Rick Grimes) "Last thing she said this morning: "Sometimes, I wonder if you even care about us at all". She said that in front of our kid. Imagine going to school with that in your head. The difference between men and women? I would never say something that cruel to her and certainly not in front of Carl."

• (Unnamed) "Andrea."
• (Andrea Harrison) "I tried to stop him."
• (Unnamed) "You're burning up."
• (Andrea Harrison) "Judith, Carl, the rest of them --"
• (Rick Grimes) "Us. The rest -- of us."
• (Andrea Harrison) "Are they alive?"
• (Rick Grimes) "Yeah. They're alive."
• (Andrea Harrison) "It's good you found them."
• (Andrea Harrison) "No one can make it alone now."
• (Daryl Dixon) "They never could."
• (Andrea Harrison) "I just didn't want anyone to die."
• (Andrea Harrison) "I can do it myself."
• (Unnamed) "No."
• (Andrea Harrison) "I have to -- while I still can."
• (Andrea Harrison) "Please."
• (Andrea Harrison) "I know how the safety works."
• (Unnamed) "Well, I'm not going anywhere."
• (Andrea Harrison) "I tried."
• (Rick Grimes) "Yeah, you did. You did."

• (Andrea Harrison) "I got it. I got it."
• (Andrea Harrison) "Milton?"
• (Andrea Harrison) "Milton."
• (Unnamed) "Why did you stay -- after you found out that your friends were out there?"
• (Andrea Harrison) "I wanted to save everyone. Even the Governor for a while. I had a chance to kill him."
• (Unnamed) "I stopped you."
• (Andrea Harrison) "Well, this was before. He was asleep. I had a knife -- but I tried to stop it all another way -- because I didn't want anyone to die."
• (Unnamed) "Don't worry, I'm still here. I'm still alive."
• (Andrea Harrison) "Yeah -- you are."
• (Unnamed) "You need to hurry."

• (Rick Grimes) "They are fucking with the wrong people."

• (Andrea Harrison) "Milton?"
• (Unnamed) "You know, when the tools dropped? I left some pliers on the floor behind you -- if you can drag -- if you can drag your right foot back, you can -- you can get them."
• (Andrea Harrison) "I'm gonna get us out of her and you're gonna be okay."
• (Unnamed) "When you get free, you are going to find something very sharp and you are going to stab me in the head."
• (Unnamed) "That is what you are going to do. Keep trying."

• (Daryl Dixon) "You got some balls for a Chinaman."
• (Glenn Rhee) "I'm Korean."
• (Daryl Dixon) "Whatever."

• (Morgan Jones) "They might not seem like much one at a time, but when they're in a group all riled up and hungry, man, you watch your ass."

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