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The Vice Guide to Travel Quotes

The Vice Guide to Travel is a TV show that first aired in 1970 on VBS.tv. The Vice Guide to Travel ended in 1970.

The Vice Guide to Travel aired for 15 episodes.

Each episode of The Vice Guide to Travel is variable long.

The Vice Guide to Travel Quotes

  • (Unnamed) "You know, the story is that they'd have barber shops and the barber shops started competing, so then they'd have massages at barber shops. Then the massages lead to prostitution, and then people didn't really care about a hair-cut anymore. They still have, I don't know why, all the barber chairs sitting there."
  • (Unnamed) "I think it's a really good business plan, and I wish more businesses would adopt it; like libraries, banks, convenience marts --"
  • (Unnamed) "I just ate a f***ing dog."
  • (Pakistani Guide) "If anybody come to my side, I will definitely kill him."
  • (Unnamed) "That was a bad street, I was thinking already; let's get outta' hear."
  • (Rio Guide) "Let's go through."
  • (Unnamed) "Can't we go the other way?"
  • (Unnamed) "Pow pow pow pow pow. Five gunshots I think. All I heard was 'Run.' I turned around, I left the whole team. I was long gone. I just remembered what my Pa told me; 'Just don't be the last one.'"
  • (Unnamed) "So I'm going to Paraguy to hang out with Nazis."
  • (Unnamed) "The Aryans came through. The Mongals came through. The British Army came through and got destroyed. It's a special place."
  • (Naeem Afridi) "Special place -- for special peoples."
  • (Unnamed) "Aww, thanks, buddy."
  • (Black Marget dealer) "This shell, I showed to them and finally, he told me that this is credible."
  • (Unnamed) "The drug-dealers are throwing a party. It's UNBELIEVABLE."

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