The Venture Bros. Quotes

The Venture Bros. is a Dramedy, Black comedy, Speculative fiction, Action genre, and Adventure fiction that was first aired in 2004 on Adult Swim. The Venture Bros. ended its run in 1970.

The Venture Bros. lasted 7 seasons and 82 (+1 pilot and 4 specials) episodes. It features Rachel Simon as producer, Christopher McCulloch, Michael Sinterniklaas, James Urbaniak, Patrick Warburton, Doc Hammer, Steven Rattazzi, and Dana Snyder doing voices, and J. G. Thirlwell as composer. The Venture Bros. is executive produced by ubl The Venture Bros. is created by Jackson Publick.

The Venture Bros. is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of The Venture Bros. is 22-24 minutes long. The Venture Bros. is produced by Doc Hammer, and NoodleSoup Productions and distributed by Warner Bros. Television Distribution.

The Venture Bros. Quotes

• (Dr. Girlfriend) "Killing your arch-enemy on Christmas Eve; that's a gift for me?"
• (The Monarch) "Well, I got you some stocking-stuffers too --"

• (The Monarch) "What? Think this is gay huh? Is that what you f***ing said you scrawny peice of s***? Oh this isn't gay. But King Gorilla over there is. And I bet he can't wait to snap off a peice of your dick in his ass."
• (The Monarch) "You. Get up. I said get the f*** up. What's your name?"
• (Dean Venture) "Dean Ven --"
• (The Monarch) "Your name is bitch. And I own you. You're property. And when I'm tired of having sex with every hole God drilled in your slender frame -- King Gorilla. You got a cigerette?"
• (The Monarch) "There. I just sold you for a cigarette. And I don't smoke."
• (The Monarch) "Holy s***. You're Dean-f***ing-Venture. King, I've gotta buy my bitch back. Here's your cigarette."
• (King Gorilla) "f*** you. Gimme a dollar."

• (Henchman 21) "Here is where you are wrong, my friend. This woman has killed before."
• (Henchman 24) "Allegedly."
• (Henchman 21) "Okay, whatever. But she was a big girl. We are talking about a large, healthy woman of questionable stability."
• (Henchman 24) "Oh, you are totally underestimating the never-say-die scrappiness of a survivor."
• (The Monarch) "Hey, guess what? Nobody cares who would win in a crazy fantasy fist-fight between Anne Frank and Lizzie Borden. We never should have brought the henchmen. We're going to be the only ones there with henchmen."

• (Dean Venture) "Good thinking, bro'a'mine. And I thought I was supposed to be the smart one"
• (Hank Venture) "Ma Venture didn't raise no fools"
• (Dean Venture) "W-We don't have a mom, Hank --"

• (Dr. Byron Orpheus) "Do not be too hasty in entering that room. I had Taco Bell for lunch."

• (Dr. Venture) "Dean, you smell like a whore"

• (Baron Ünderbheit) "Catclops. What have you to report?"
• (Catclops) "Tourism has skyrocketed at the Well of Bitter Sorrows and the Ünderbheit Birth Crevasse since you enacted the mandatory attendance edict."
• (Baron Ünderbheit) "Told you. Girl Hitler?"
• (Girl Hitler) "Benzene chewables have doubled production in ze child slave mines. Dilly-dallying saw a brief spike, but ve stabilized it by removing ze feet of the alpha males, UND DE POPULAR GIRLS."
• (Baron Ünderbheit) "Good. Good."

• (Dean Venture) "Hank. I had my pubes shaved. I'm gonna put them under the pillow for the tooth fairy."
• (Hank Venture) "Did the doctor see that creepy dog dork of yours?"
• (Dr. Venture) "Hank, don't brag to your brother about your circumcision."

• (Brock Samson) "Now, Hank, touch your throat. That tube you feel is your trachea. Think of it as your handle. That thing your thumb is on is your carotid artery. Think of it as your button. I want you to grab the handle, push the button. Can you repeat that, Hank?"
• (Hank Venture) "Grab the handle, push the button."
• (Brock Samson) "Let go of your own throat, Hank."

• (Hank Venture) "Stop hitting yourself. Stop hitting yourself."

• (Brock Samson) "Don't you have nothing else to do but harp on Dr. Venture? Why haven't you tried the World Domination thing, you afraid of the big leagues?"
• (The Monarch) "Please. How stupid do I look to you? World Domination. I'll leave that to the religious nuts or the Republicans, thank you."

• (The Monarch) "I wanted to thank you for finding Grover Cleveland's presidential time machine for me. I'll give him your regards."

• (Dean Venture) "GO TEAM VENTURE."

• (Pirate Captain) "Sit on my lap, son. It's story time"
• (Dean Venture) "I don't want to sit in your lap."
• (Pirate Captain) "Fine. Don't."

• (The Monarch) "Release the butterflies."
• (The Monarch) "Okay, whose job was it to feed the butterflies?"

• (Dr. Venture) "Oh, you don't know when to stop with all this, do you? You just keep pushing my buttons."
• (The Monarch) "You're my arch-enemy. That's what I do. That's my thing."

• (Brock Samson) "You did this. You did this, didn't you? RRRAH."
• (Baron Ünderbheit) "As usual, your detective skills are impeccable, Samson. You have succeeded in exposing my sinister plan to lock myself in a dungeon, chained to an albino."

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