The Untouchables (film) Quotes

The Untouchables (film) is a TV show that was first aired in 1970 . The Untouchables stopped airing in 1970.

It features Art Linson as producer, Ennio Morricone in charge of musical score, and Stephen H. Burum as head of cinematography.

The Untouchables (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of The Untouchables (film) is 119 minutes long. The Untouchables (film) is distributed by Paramount Pictures.

The cast includes: Sean Connery as Malone, Kevin Costner as Ness, Robert De Niro as Capone, Andy García as George Stone, Billy Drago as Frank Nitti, Vito D'Ambrosio as Bowtie Driver, Brad Sullivan as George, Clifton James as District Attorney, and Del Close as Alderman.

The Untouchables (film) Quotes

Sean Connery as Malone

• (Sean Connery) "Why do you want to be a police officer?"
• (Williamson) "To protect the -- people and the -- p --"
• (Sean Connery) "I'm not looking for the "yearbook" answer. Why do you want to join the force."
• (Williamson) "The force?"
• (Sean Connery) "Yeah, why do you want to join the force."
• (Williamson) "Because -- I --"
• (Sean Connery) "Yeah?"
• (Williamson) "-- think I could help."
• (Sean Connery) "You think you could help."
• (Williamson) "-- with the force."
• (Sean Connery) "Thank you very much, you've been most helpful."
• (Sean Connery) "There goes the next chief of police."

• (Sean Connery) "Why do you want to join the force?"
• (Andy García) "To protect the property and the citizenry of the city --"
• (Sean Connery) "Oh, please, don't waste my time with that bulls*** --"
• (Sean Connery) "Where are you from, Stone?"
• (Andy García) "From the south side."
• (Sean Connery) ""Stone"? "George Stone"? That's your name? What's your real name?"
• (Andy García) "That is my real name."
• (Sean Connery) "Nah. What was it before you changed it?"
• (Andy García) "Giuseppe Petri."
• (Sean Connery) "Jeez, I knew it. That's all you need is one thieving wop on the team."
• (Andy García) "Hey --"
• (Andy García) "What's that you said?"
• (Sean Connery) "I said that you're a lying member of a no-good race."
• (Andy García) "It's much better than you, you stinkin' Irish pig."
• (Sean Connery) "Oh, I like him."
• (Kevin Costner) "Yeah, I like him, too."
• (Sean Connery) "You just joined the treasury department, son."
• (Andy García) "Yeah, okay."

• (Sean Connery) "If you're afraid of getting a rotten apple, don't go to the barrel. Get it off the tree."

• (Sean Connery) "Well, here we are."
• (Kevin Costner) "What are we doing here?"
• (Sean Connery) "Liquor raid."
• (Kevin Costner) "Here?"
• (Sean Connery) "Mr. Ness, everybody knows where the booze is. The problem isn't finding it, the problem is who wants to cross Capone."

• (Sean Connery) "You're gonna talk, pal. You're gonna beg to talk. Because somebody's going to talk."
• (Sean Connery) "Hey you, on your feet. We need you to translate this book. And I'm not going to ask you a second time. I'm gonna count to three."
• (Sean Connery) "What's the matter? Can't you talk with a gun in your mouth? One -- two -- THREE."
• (Brad Sullivan) "Don't. Okay. I'm going to talk. I'll tell you whatever you want. What do you want to know?"

• (Sean Connery) "Isn't that just like a wop."
• (Sean Connery) "Brings a knife to a gun fight."
• (Sean Connery) "Get outta here you Dago Bastard."
• (Sean Connery) "Go on get your ass outta here."

• (Sean Connery) "Federal officers."
• (Kevin Costner) "Get your hands in the air. Nobody move."
• (Sean Connery) "This is a raid."
• (Kevin Costner) "Everybody into the center of the room."
• (Baseball Bat Victim) "What are you doing here?"
• (Sean Connery) "All this stuff is impounded. You're all under arrest."
• (Baseball Bat Victim) "Hey, this isn't right. Hey, this is no good."
• (Baseball Bat Victim) "You got a warrant?"
• (Sean Connery) "Sure, here's my warrant."
• (Sean Connery) "How do you think he feels now? Better? Or worse?"

• (Sean Connery) "If you walk through this door now, you're walking into a world of trouble. And there's no turning back. You understand?"
• (Kevin Costner) "Yes I do."
• (Kevin Costner) "Good."
• (Kevin Costner) "Get me that ax."

• (Sean Connery) "Oh what the hell? You gotta die of something."

• (Sean Connery) "You just fulfilled the first rule of law enforcement: make sure when your shift is over you go home alive. Here endeth the lesson."

• (Sean Connery) "what are you prepared to do?"

• (Sean Connery) "I need to know where this guy is. And I need to know NOW. Or I'm gonna rat you out for all the s*** I know that you've done in your life. I'm going to turn you over."
• (Police Chief Mike Dorsett) "This is a dead man talking to me, Jimmy."
• (Sean Connery) "Is it?"
• (Police Chief Mike Dorsett) "You're dead."
• (Police Chief Mike Dorsett) "Who the hell do you think you are? I'll have your ass hanging from a flagpole in the morning."
• (Sean Connery) "Let's cut the wolfing, pal. You tell me, or you're going to the hospital or the f***ing morgue."

• (Sean Connery) "OK, pal, why the mahaska? Why are you carrying the gun?"
• (Kevin Costner) "I'm a treasury officer."
• (Sean Connery) "Alright. Just remember what we talked about now."
• (Kevin Costner) "Hey, wait a minute. What the hell kind of policemen you got in this god damn city? You just turned your back on an armed man."
• (Sean Connery) "You're a treasury officer."
• (Kevin Costner) "How do you know that? I just told you that."
• (Sean Connery) "Who would claim to be that who was not? Hmm?"

• (Sean Connery) "You said you wanted to get Capone. Do you really wanna get him? You see what I'm saying is, what are you prepared to do?"
• (Kevin Costner) "Anything within the law."
• (Sean Connery) "And then what are you prepared to do? If you open the can on these worms you must be prepared to go all the way. Because they're not gonna give up the fight, until one of you is dead."
• (Kevin Costner) "I want to get Capone. I don't know how to do it."
• (Sean Connery) "You wanna know how to get Capone? They pull a knife, you pull a gun. He sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue. That's the Chicago way. And that's how you get Capone. Now do you want to do that? Are you ready to do that? I'm offering you a deal. Do you want this deal?"
• (Kevin Costner) "I have sworn to capture this man with all legal powers at my disposal and I will do so."
• (Sean Connery) "Well, the Lord hates a coward."
• (Sean Connery) "Do you know what a blood oath is, Mr. Ness?"
• (Kevin Costner) "Yes."
• (Sean Connery) "Good, 'cause you just took one."

• (Sean Connery) "All right. Enough of this running s***."

• (Sean Connery) "You're muckin' with a G here, pal."

• (Sean Connery) "Don't wait for it to happen. Don't even want it to happen. Just watch what does happen."

• (Sean Connery) "Why do you want to join the force?"
• (Andy García) "To protect the property and citizenry of --"
• (Sean Connery) "Ah, don't waste my time with that bulls***. Where you from, Stone?"
• (Andy García) "I'm from the south-side."
• (Sean Connery) "Stone. George Stone. That's your name? What's your real name?"
• (Andy García) "That is my real name."
• (Sean Connery) "Nah. What was it before you changed it?"
• (Andy García) "Giuseppe Petri."
• (Sean Connery) "Ah, I knew it. That's all you need, one thieving wop on the team."
• (Andy García) "Hey, what's that you say?"
• (Sean Connery) "I said that you're a lying member of a no good race."
• (Andy García) "Much better than you, you stinking Irish s*** pig."
• (Sean Connery) "Oh, I like him."
• (Kevin Costner) "Yeah I like him too."

Robert De Niro as Capone

• (Reporter) "And what of your reputation for violence? That those who don't buy your product are dealt with violently?"
• (Robert De Niro) "S'alright. I grew up in a tough neighborhood and we used to say "You can get further with a kind word and a gun than you can with just a kind word.""

• (Judge) "Bailiff, I want you to go next door to Judge Hawton's court, where they've just begun hearing a divorce action. I want you to bring that jury in here, and take this jury to his court. Bailiff, are those instructions clear?"
• (Unnamed) "Yes, sir, they're -- clear --"
• (Robert De Niro) "What's he talking about? What is it?"
• (Judge) "Bailiff, I want you to switch the juries."
• (Unnamed) "Yes sir."
• (Defense Attorney) "Your honor, I object."
• (Judge) "Overruled."

• (Robert De Niro) "People are gonna drink. You know that, I know that, we all know that, and all I do is act on that. And all this talk of bootlegging; what is bootlegging? On a boat, it's bootlegging. On Lake Shore Drive, it's hospitality. I'm a businessman."

• (Unnamed) "1930. Prohibition has transformed Chicago into a City at War. Rival gangs compete for control of the city's billion dollar empire of illegal alcohol, enforcing their will with the hand grenade and tommy gun. It is the time of the Ganglords. It is the time of Al Capone."
• (Reporter) "An article, which I believe appeared in a newspaper, asked why, since you are, or it would seem that you are, in effect, the mayor of Chicago, you've not simply been appointed to that position."
• (Robert De Niro) "Well, I'll tell ya, you know, it's touching. Like a lot of things in life, we laugh because it's funny and we laugh because it's true. Now, some people will say; reformers, they'll say, 'Put that man in jail. What does he think he is doing?' Well, what I hope I'm doing, and here's where your English paper's got a point, is; I'm responding to the will of the people."

• (Robert De Niro) "I want you to get this f*** where he breathes. I want you to find this nancy-boy Eliot Ness, I want him DEAD. I want his family DEAD. I want his house burned to the GROUND. I wanna go there in the middle of the night and I wanna PISS ON HIS ASHES."

• (Robert De Niro) "I'm gonna tell you something. Somebody messes with me, I'm gonna mess with with him. Somebody steals from me, I'm gonna say you stole. Not talk to him for spitting on the sidewalk. Understand? Now, I have done nothing to harm these people but they are angered with me, so what do they do, doctor up some income tax, for which they have no case. To speak to me like me, no, to harass a peaceful man. I pray to god if I ever had a grievance I'd have a little more self respect. One more thing, you have an all out prize fight, you wait until the fight is over, one guy is left standing. And that's how you know who won."

Kevin Costner as Ness

• (Unnamed) "You got 5 seconds to make up your minds"
• (Kevin Costner) "You got him?"
• (Andy García) "Yeah I got him"
• (Unnamed) "1 --"
• (Kevin Costner) "Take him"
• (Andy García) "Two"

• (Scoop) "Word is they're going to repeal Prohibition. What'll you do then?"
• (Kevin Costner) "I think I'll have a drink."

• (Kevin Costner) "I have foresworn myself. I have broken every law I have sworn to uphold, I have become what I beheld and I am content that I have done right."

• (Bodyguard) "Something you want here?"
• (Kevin Costner) "My friend was killed today."
• (Bodyguard) "I don't care."
• (Kevin Costner) "You don't care."
• (Kevin Costner) "Now he does."
• (Kevin Costner) "Come on here, Capone. You want to fight? You and me, right here? That's it, come on. What's the matter? You afraid to come out from behind your men, you afraid to stand up for yourself?"
• (Robert De Niro) "You want to do it now? You want to do the mat now?"
• (Kevin Costner) "Yeah. Come on, you guinea son of a bitch."
• (Robert De Niro) "What? You talk to me like that in front of my son? f*** you and your family."
• (Kevin Costner) "Fu --"

• (Kevin Costner) "We have several operations in the works, so we're rather busy, Alderman. What can we do for you?"
• (Del Close) "I came up to congratulate you on a job well done. Share your good fortune on such a lovely day."
• (Kevin Costner) "What's that?"
• (Kevin Costner) "What is that."
• (Del Close) "Mr. Ness, you're an educated man. Let me pay you the compliment of being blunt. There's a large, a large and popular business that you are causing dismay. Why don't you just cross the street and let things take their course."
• (Kevin Costner) "Would you come in here please?"
• (Kevin Costner) "In roman times, when a when a fellow was convicted of trying to bribe a public official, they would cut off his nose, and sew him in a bag with a wild animal, and throw him in a river."
• (Kevin Costner) "You tell your master that we must agree to disagree."
• (Del Close) "You're making a mistake."
• (Kevin Costner) "Yeah I know, well I've made them before I'm beginning to enjoy them."
• (Del Close) "You fellows are untouchable, is that the thing? No one can get to you? Hey, everyone can be gotten to."
• (Kevin Costner) "You tell Capone, that I'll see him in hell."

• (Kevin Costner) "What? What do you want? This?"
• (Sean Connery) "Book -- book --"
• (Kevin Costner) "The bookkeeper?"
• (Sean Connery) "Bookkeeper. Now -- what are you prepared to do?"

• (Kevin Costner) "All right now, let's do some good."

• (Kevin Costner) "Didn't you hear what I said? What are you, deaf? What is this, a game?"

• (Kevin Costner) "I'm going to see you burn, you son of a bitch, because you killed my friend."
• (Billy Drago) "He died like a pig."
• (Kevin Costner) "What did you say?"
• (Billy Drago) "I said your friend died screaming like a stuck Irish pig. Now you think about that when I beat the rap."
• (Billy Drago) "Hey -- hey."
• (Billy Drago) "Hey."
• (Kevin Costner) "Did he sound anything like that ?"

• (Mrs. Blackmer) "I came here to thank you. It was my little girl that got killed with that bomb."
• (Kevin Costner) "I'm sorry, please. I'm so sorry."
• (Mrs. Blackmer) "You see it's because I know that you have children too -- and that this is real for you, that these men caused this tragedy. And I know that you will put a stop to them. I know you'll do that now."

• (Kevin Costner) "I had to kill him."
• (Sean Connery) "Oh, yeah. He's as dead as Julius Caesar -- Would you rather it was you?"
• (Kevin Costner) "No, I would not."
• (Sean Connery) "Well, then, you've done your job. Go home and sleep well tonight."

• (Kevin Costner) "Come on Capone. You wanna fight? You wanna settle it right now? Right here? Let's go."
• (Robert De Niro) "Listen to me here. You ain't got nothin' on me, nothin'. You're just a cop. f*** you and your family."
• (Kevin Costner) "Fuh -- know what?"
• (Sean Connery) "Not now Eliot, not now."

• (Kevin Costner) "I wanna hurt the man, Malone. You hear me? I wanna start taking the battle to him. I wanna hurt Capone."

• (Kevin Costner) "What is that?"
• (Sean Connery) "Ah, I'm among the heathen. That is my call box key, and that -- is my St. Jude medallion."
• (Kevin Costner) "Saint who?"
• (Andy García) "Santo Jude. The patron saint of lost causes."
• (Sean Connery) "And policemen."
• (Kevin Costner) "Well, which are we, gentlemen; policemen, or lost causes?"

Vito D'Ambrosio as Bowtie Driver

• (Vito D'Ambrosio) "Me and the bookkeeper are walking out of here, getting into a car, and driving away. Or else he dies. He dies. And you ain't got nothing. You got five seconds to make up your minds."
• (Kevin Costner) "You got him?"
• (Andy García) "Yeah, I got him."
• (Vito D'Ambrosio) "One."
• (Kevin Costner) "Take him."
• (Andy García) "Two."

• (Bartender) "That green beer you're peddlin' just ain't any good."
• (Vito D'Ambrosio) "It ain't supposed to be good. It's supposed to be bought."
• (Bartender) "I ain't buyin'."
• (Vito D'Ambrosio) "Don't worry about it, pops. We won't come back."

Andy García as George Stone

• (Andy García) "Where is Nitti?"
• (Kevin Costner) "He's in the car."

Clifton James as District Attorney

• (Clifton James) "What did you tell him?"
• (Kevin Costner) "I told him his name is in the ledger too."
• (Clifton James) "His name wasn't in the ledger --"

Billy Drago as Frank Nitti

• (Billy Drago) "Come on Mr. Treasury man, ARREST ME."

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