The Toy (1982 film) Quotes

The Toy (1982 film) is a TV show that debuted in 1970 . The Toy ended its run in 1970.

It features Phil Feldman, and Ray Stark as producer, Patrick Williams (composer) in charge of musical score, and László Kovács (cinematographer) as head of cinematography.

The Toy (1982 film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of The Toy (1982 film) is 102 minutes long. The Toy (1982 film) is distributed by Columbia Pictures.

The cast includes: Richard Pryor as Jack Brown, Scott Schwartz as Eric Bates, Jackie Gleason as U.S. Bates, Ned Beatty as Morehouse, Teresa Ganzel as Fancy Bates, and Wilfrid Hyde-White as Barkley.

The Toy (1982 film) Quotes

Scott Schwartz as Eric Bates

• (Scott Schwartz) "I know what I want."
• (Ned Beatty) "He wants the Wonder Wheel,"
• (Scott Schwartz) "The black man."
• (Ned Beatty) "He wants one in black, so all we do is --"
• (Scott Schwartz) "The black man."
• (Ned Beatty) "He wants the black man. Huh? Oh no. No. No tomorrow. No next week. No next month. No next year."

• (Scott Schwartz) "Hang on, I got the key."
• (Richard Pryor) "You got the key? Why didn't you say so?"
• (Scott Schwartz) "You didn't ask me."

Jackie Gleason as U.S. Bates

• (Jackie Gleason) "Take your pants down"
• (Ned Beatty) "Sir?"
• (Jackie Gleason) "Take your pants down."
• (Jackie Gleason) "That's power."

• (Jackie Gleason) "Are you crazy?"
• (Richard Pryor) "Yes, but trust me."

• (Jackie Gleason) "Eric bought a black man."
• (Teresa Ganzel) "I wasn't aware that we sold them."

• (Jackie Gleason) "The truth has nothing to do with reality. You have to deal with reality. In reality, any one of these people, with a little persuasion, will say what I want them to say, because I am reality."

• (Jackie Gleason) "Fair-weather friend bastard."

• (Jackie Gleason) "I want Eric to understand that having money means never having to say you're sorry."
• (Richard Pryor) "I think that's about all the kid understands."

• (Jackie Gleason) "For that kind of money, if Eric blows his nose, you wipe it."

Richard Pryor as Jack Brown

• (Richard Pryor) "I'm writing a book. Writing a book is a job."
• (Jack's Friend) "No, writing a book is a copout."

• (Richard Pryor) "Do you have a license to drive a car down the steps?"

• (Richard Pryor) "C'Mon, Wizard, I'm gonna send you back to the land of Oz."

• (Richard Pryor) "For 18 months I've been trying to get a job on your newspaper, but the only black people you hire do windows, mop floors and kiss ass. I don't like it, I've tried it."

• (Richard Pryor) "Why me? Of all the stuff in the store, why did you pick me?"
• (Scott Schwartz) "You made me laugh. I wanted a friend who made me laugh."
• (Richard Pryor) "So of all the toys in the store you wanted a friend. If you want a friend, you don't buy a friend, Eric, you earn a friend through love and trust and respect."
• (Scott Schwartz) "Come see my train."
• (Richard Pryor) "You're not listening to me, Eric, you don't order your friends around, you ask them."
• (Scott Schwartz) "Oh. You wanna come see my train, friend?"
• (Richard Pryor) "No."
• (Richard Pryor) "I'm gonna kill you."
• (Scott Schwartz) "I love you, Jack."

• (Richard Pryor) "What do you think, Mr. O'Brien?"
• (Unnamed) "Forget you know me."

• (Richard Pryor) "Come back here, the game's not over."
• (Scott Schwartz) "I don't feel like playing anymore."
• (Richard Pryor) "Are you upset because I was winning? You hate to lose?"
• (Scott Schwartz) "I just don't wanna play anymore."
• (Richard Pryor) "What if I tell your father?"
• (Scott Schwartz) "He won't care."
• (Richard Pryor) "Your father doesn't care that his son is a quitter?"
• (Scott Schwartz) "He doesn't care what I am, so long as I stay out of his way."

• (Richard Pryor) "You know why there's a party downstairs? Do you fellas? Because it's goodbye for you guys. They're not gonna sell you anymore. They got a new toy to sell. It's called a Jack Brown. Me. The wind up asshole. And I'm gonna take over all the stores of America next Christmas. All the kids will be hollering for me. They're not gonna want no teddy bears like you. No they won't and they won't want no sad pandas and no tigers or leopards or lions or dumb rabbits. The kids will want a Jack Brown Wind Up. "Mommy I want a Jack Brown Wind-up. Susie has one that can play basketball. And Otto has one that can drive a Cadillac, and he's real cute too and I wanna pinch his nose." I've sold out to Moorehouse, you know. My life is over. I'm gonna wind up in this room with all you toys for the rest of my life."

• (Richard Pryor) "It's that bad out there?"
• (Ned Beatty) "Worse."

• (Personnel Director) "We're looking for a part-time woman."
• (Richard Pryor) "I can be a part-time woman."

• (Unnamed) "That's Fancy Bates."
• (Richard Pryor) "His daughter?"
• (Unnamed) "His wife. Numero three."
• (Richard Pryor) "You think she's ready?"
• (Unnamed) "Ready for what?"
• (Richard Pryor) "The black experience. You ready?"

• (Richard Pryor) "Two-seven."
• (Jackie Gleason) "Two-five."
• (Richard Pryor) "Three thousand dollars."
• (Jackie Gleason) "I wonder if Eric knows what kind of a bastard he's getting."

• (Unnamed) "Tim O'Brien, toys."
• (Richard Pryor) "Jack Brown, windows."

• (Richard Pryor) "Who are we gonna tell God? We are gonna say "Hey God. life's unfair." You know what he's gonna say "Tough Titties.""

Ned Beatty as Morehouse

• (Ned Beatty) "No. No tomorrow. No next week. No next month. No next year."

Wilfrid Hyde-White as Barkley

• (Wilfrid Hyde-White) "I'm clean, but that's more than the floor is. You know what is on that floor?"
• (Richard Pryor) "What?"
• (Wilfrid Hyde-White) "Your dinner."

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