The Town of No Return Quotes

The Town of No Return is a TV program that first aired in 1970 . The Town of No Return ended in 1970.

It features Brian Clemens as producer, and Laurie Johnson in charge of musical score.

The cast includes: Patrick Macnee as John Steed, Diana Rigg as Emma Peel, and Patrick Newell as Smallwood.

The Town of No Return Quotes

Diana Rigg as Emma Peel

• (Diana Rigg) "Would the winner come to the unsaddling enclosure?"
• (Patrick Macnee) "All this is supposed to go on a horse, you know."

• (Diana Rigg) "What happened to p*****-footed p*****?"
• (Patrick Macnee) "Isn't it time you were in bed? You have to be up early for school tomorrow."

• (Diana Rigg) "As for the sea breezes, well, I shall have to take a couple of reefs in my bedclothes tonight."
• (Patrick Macnee) "We must be prepared to make concessions, my dear. Back to nature."
• (Diana Rigg) "Well, you might have warned me. I'd have packed my pot of woad."

Patrick Macnee as John Steed

• (Patrick Macnee) "Don't touch that, we may be in orbit."
• (Diana Rigg) "You of course quite a constellation."

• (Patrick Macnee) "Not enough flexibility in the wrist -- Weight on the wrong foot --"
• (Patrick Macnee) "Friendly advice --"

• (Unnamed) "Ah, good evening, good evening. Sorry to have kept you waiting and welcome to the jolly old Gremlin. well what'll it be, a jar or two of the jolly old splosh, what?"
• (Patrick Macnee) "I'll have a large brandy, please. And how about you, Mrs -- eh?"
• (Diana Rigg) "Peel. No thank you, I don't think I ought to."
• (Patrick Macnee) "Oh, come on, traveling companions and all that, we'll have one for the lady as well. And how about you, Mr. eh --"
• (Patrick Newell) "Smallwood. I'll have the same, thank you very much."
• (Unnamed) "Right. Three tots of Napoleon's ruin coming up."

• (Patrick Macnee) "There's a whole army down here. And up top, they're still searching for us."
• (Diana Rigg) "I feel like the filling in a club sandwich."

• (Patrick Macnee) "You stay there. Special experience to move without noise. Superior training. I can move like a cat -- in carpet slippers."

• (Patrick Macnee) "We ought to get away -- Down to the coast for a while."
• (Diana Rigg) "We?"
• (Patrick Macnee) "Why not? We can build sandcastles together."
• (Diana Rigg) "I refuse to carry your bucket and spade."

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