The Tourist (2010 film) Quotes

The Tourist (2010 film) is a television show that appeared on TV in 1970 . The Tourist completed its run in 1970.

It features Graham King; Timothy Headington; Roger Birnbaum; Gary Barber; Jonathan Glickman as producer, James Newton Howard in charge of musical score, and John Seale as head of cinematography.

The Tourist (2010 film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of The Tourist (2010 film) is 103 minutes long. The Tourist (2010 film) is distributed by Columbia Pictures.

The cast includes: Angelina Jolie as Elise, Timothy Dalton as Chief Inspector Jones, Paul Bettany as Acheson, and Steven Berkoff as Reginald Shaw.

The Tourist (2010 film) Quotes

Angelina Jolie as Elise

• (Angelina Jolie) "20 million worth in plastic surgery and that's the face you chose."
• (Frank Taylor) "You don't like it."
• (Angelina Jolie) "That will do."

• (Frank Taylor) "f*** --. you're ravenous."
• (Angelina Jolie) "Do you mean 'ravishing'?"
• (Frank Taylor) "I do."
• (Angelina Jolie) "You're ravenous."
• (Frank Taylor) "I am"

• (Frank Taylor) "My name's Frank."
• (Angelina Jolie) "That's a terrible name."
• (Frank Taylor) "It's the only one I've got."
• (Angelina Jolie) "Perhaps we can find you a new one."

• (Angelina Jolie) "Invite me to dinner, Frank?"
• (Frank Taylor) "What?"
• (Frank Taylor) "Would you like to have dinner?"
• (Angelina Jolie) "Women don't like questions."
• (Frank Taylor) "Join me for dinner."
• (Angelina Jolie) "Too demanding."
• (Frank Taylor) "Join me for dinner?"
• (Angelina Jolie) "Another question."
• (Frank Taylor) "I'm having dinner, if you'd care to join me."

• (Angelina Jolie) "20 million dollars worth of plastic surgery. And that's the face you choose."
• (Frank Taylor) "You don't like it?"
• (Angelina Jolie) "It will do."

• (Frank Taylor) "I'm sorry."
• (Angelina Jolie) "What for?"
• (Frank Taylor) "Aha. Oh do you mind me smoking, it's not a real cigarette, look. It delivers the same amount of nicotine, but the smoke is water vapor."
• (Angelina Jolie) "That's somewhat disappointing."
• (Frank Taylor) "Would you rather have me smoking?"
• (Angelina Jolie) "I'd rather you be a man who does exactly as he pleases."

• (Angelina Jolie) "You're a part of a plan."

• (Angelina Jolie) "Elise, you have no reason to trust me anymore, but give me a chance to explain myself. I know the police are watching you. We have to throw them off the trail. Board the eight-twenty-two, the Gare de Lyon, pick someone my height and build and make them believe it is me. Burn this letter. It is important you follow my instructions precisely. I love you, Alexander."

• (Angelina Jolie) "I'm sorry I got you involved in all this."
• (Frank Taylor) "Why are you involved?"

Paul Bettany as Acheson

• (The Englishman) "I'm just a tourist. Just a tourist. He said I might get arrested at some point"
• (Paul Bettany) "What?"
• (The Englishman) "But then you'd have to let me go because you have nothing on me."
• (Timothy Dalton) "Who?"
• (The Englishman) "The man that's been sending me these texts"
• (Paul Bettany) "Texts?"
• (The Englishman) "And the money, of course."
• (Paul Bettany) "Let me get this straight, because I'm a little confused. You received money from a man you've never met before, who sends you text messages telling you just to show up somewhere?"
• (The Englishman) "Well, not just anywhere."

• (Paul Bettany) "This is exactly why she chose him. To distract us."

Steven Berkoff as Reginald Shaw

• (Steven Berkoff) "Alexander, is it you? Truly?"
• (Frank Taylor) "Truly."
• (Steven Berkoff) "Show me your teeth."
• (Steven Berkoff) "Aleaxander has crooked teeth, stained from excessive smoking."
• (Frank Taylor) "Braces and electronic cigarettes."
• (Steven Berkoff) "He had a high forehead."
• (Frank Taylor) "I had a migraine for two weeks after the remodel."
• (Steven Berkoff) "You sound different."
• (Frank Taylor) "Voice chip implant."
• (Steven Berkoff) "No, no. I mean the way you speak."
• (Angelina Jolie) "Yes, that's right. Alexander was English. This man is American."
• (Frank Taylor) "I've actually gotten so used to the American accent, I find it a tad difficult to go back."
• (Angelina Jolie) "That's pathetic. This man is not Alexander Pierce. He's a tourist."
• (Steven Berkoff) "A tourist?"
• (Angelina Jolie) "Someone I happen to sit next to on a train."
• (Frank Taylor) "How would a tourist know that you kill every man your wife has ever slept with?"
• (Angelina Jolie) "Because I told him that."
• (Steven Berkoff) "You -- told a tourist?"
• (Frank Taylor) "Why would she do that? It's absurd."

• (Steven Berkoff) "You'll find life is not quite so giving to an ugly woman."

• (Steven Berkoff) "You know he will be with her. They'll be staying at one of the grand hotels. The Gritti, the Regina, the Danieli. I want you to keep a watch on all of them. You can kill the girl, but you can't kill him. Not until I have my money that is."

Timothy Dalton as Chief Inspector Jones

• (Timothy Dalton) "Alexander Pearce has seven hundred and forty four million in illegal assets that given he is a British subject we might seize. This operation so far has cost me eight million. If I thought there was more that a one in a hundred chance you could be success, it would be rational for me to continue this operation -- I do not."

• (Timothy Dalton) "Agent Ward, your suspension's lifted."
• (Angelina Jolie) "Thank you, sir."
• (Timothy Dalton) "And your employment is terminated, immediately."
• (Angelina Jolie) "Thank you, sir."

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