The Three Stooges (2012 film) Quotes

The Three Stooges (2012 film) is a television program that was first aired in 1970 . The Three Stooges completed its run in 1970.

It features Bobby Farrelly, Peter Farrelly, Bradley Thomas, and Charles B. Wessler as producer, John Debney in charge of musical score, and Matthew F. Leonetti as head of cinematography.

The Three Stooges (2012 film) is distributed by 20th Century Fox.

The cast includes: Chris Diamantopoulos as Moe, Will Sasso as Curly, Sean Hayes as Larry, Kirby Heyborne as Teddy, Lin Shaye as Head Nurse, Avalon Robbins as Murph, Jane Lynch as Mother Superior, Larry David as Sister Mary-Mengele, Sofía Vergara as Lydia, Craig Bierko as Mac, Emy Coligado as Ling, and Brian Doyle-Murray as Monsignor Ratliffe.

The Three Stooges (2012 film) Quotes

Chris Diamantopoulos as Moe

• (Chris Diamantopoulos) "Hiya, Snook. I got you a present."
• (Snooki) "Really?"
• (Chris Diamantopoulos) "Yeah. Go on, open it."
• (Snooki) "Ow."

• (Chris Diamantopoulos) "What are you grubworms doing?"
• (Will Sasso) "Getting seconds on lobster."
• (Chris Diamantopoulos) "Seconds? I thought lobster upset your stomach."
• (Will Sasso) "I dipped it in pesto-bismol."
• (Chris Diamantopoulos) "Oh, you like dipping, eh?"
• (Will Sasso) "Yeah."
• (Chris Diamantopoulos) "Come here."
• (Sean Hayes) "Hey, look, it's Santy Claws. Claws."
• (Chris Diamantopoulos) "What did I tell you about puns?"

• (Carbunkle) "You blithering idiots. What do you think you're doing?"
• (Chris Diamantopoulos) "Out of the way, 3PO, we got to get Teddy."
• (Carbunkle) "This is an invitation-only party."
• (Carbunkle) "Now, good day."

• (Chris Diamantopoulos) "Just because it says genius on her hat doesn't mean she is one."

• (Chris Diamantopoulos) "What is that gadget?"
• (Kirby Heyborne) "This is an iPhone."
• (Will Sasso) "An eye phone?"
• (Will Sasso) "Hello? Hello?"
• (Will Sasso) "There's nobody there."

• (Chris Diamantopoulos) "Hey, onion-head, go on back to the shed and grab the chainsaw."
• (Will Sasso) "Why doesn't Larry go?"
• (Chris Diamantopoulos) "'Cause he's got a headache."
• (Sean Hayes) "No, I don't."
• (Chris Diamantopoulos) "How about now?"
• (Sean Hayes) "Yeah, it's coming on."

• (Chris Diamantopoulos) "Mind your P's and Q's."
• (Will Sasso) "Don't forget to dot the I's."
• (Chris Diamantopoulos) "Certainly."

Will Sasso as Curly

• (Will Sasso) "Oh, boy. Fosters. That's Australian for beer."
• (Chris Diamantopoulos) "Would you like that in a bottle or a mug?"
• (Will Sasso) "I'll take it in a mug."
• (Chris Diamantopoulos) "You got it."

• (Will Sasso) "Shame on you, Moe, you let your pride ruin everything for us and them kids."
• (Chris Diamantopoulos) "How dare you accuse me of having pride?"

• (Will Sasso) "It's Attila the Nun. She's a hundred yards out and closin' fast."

• (Will Sasso) "Hey, Moe. Hey, Larry. Fellas, do something."
• (Sean Hayes) "Moe, Moe."
• (Chris Diamantopoulos) "What's the matter with y --"
• (Will Sasso) "Call 411"
• (Chris Diamantopoulos) "Quick, help me grab sister M and M before chowderhead crushes her."
• (Chris Diamantopoulos) "You, help out."
• (Chris Diamantopoulos) "You, grab that bucket, splash some water on her."
• (Sean Hayes) "See? I told you there's too much iron in the water."
• (Chris Diamantopoulos) "Speak to me, sis. Say a few parables."
• (Larry David) "I saved 15% on my car insurance."
• (Sean Hayes) "She seems fine to me."
• (Chris Diamantopoulos) "Come on, let's go see what Mother Superior wants."

• (Will Sasso) "Oh, you must be French. There's a lot of wee-wee."

Sofía Vergara as Lydia

• (Sofía Vergara) "My husband is suffering from an incurable disease that eventually will kill him."
• (Craig Bierko) "Unfortunately, it could take a year, possibly more. The pain increasing daily till I lapse into an irreversible coma."
• (Will Sasso) "I had that. Only it was just in my feet. Yeah. It's called coma toes."
• (Chris Diamantopoulos) "Oh, coma toes, huh?"
• (Will Sasso) "Yeah."
• (Chris Diamantopoulos) "Are they awake now?"

• (Sofía Vergara) "Those three idiots are here."
• (Craig Bierko) "The Kardashian girls? Where are they?"

Sean Hayes as Larry

• (Sean Hayes) "Hey. Who's this lady?"
• (Emy Coligado) "That's Teddo's wife, Lydia."
• (Sean Hayes) "Teddy's wife?"
• (Emy Coligado) "Yep. Oh, she's one lucky girl."
• (Sean Hayes) "Then who's the guy on the end?"
• (Emy Coligado) "Oh, that's Teddo's best friend, Mac."
• (Will Sasso) "Well, then who's Mr. Fancy-Pants in the top hot and scarf?"
• (Emy Coligado) "That's a snowman."
• (Sean Hayes) "Yeah, but what's his name?"

• (Sean Hayes) "Yeah, what's it gonna take to save this place?"
• (Brian Doyle-Murray) "A lot of of this."
• (Sean Hayes) "Oh. Well, that's doable. How many boogers we talking about?"
• (Brian Doyle-Murray) "Not boogers; dollars, you moron."

• (Sean Hayes) "Hey, bub, your trousers are falling down. Let me help you."
• (Gang Banger) "Hey, man, you trying to get yourself capped?"
• (Sean Hayes) "Oh, no thanks. I don't wear hats. Why would I with a head of hair like this?"

• (Sean Hayes) "Uh-oh. Is that Sister Mary-Mengele?"
• (Will Sasso) "I don't know, but the face rings a bell."

• (Sean Hayes) "Hey, quit horsing around you two. You're disturbing my coffee break."
• (Will Sasso) "Oh, boy donuts. Where's mine?"
• (Chris Diamantopoulos) "They're small. Why don't you have two?"
• (Will Sasso) "Okay."
• (Will Sasso) "Oh, now look what you did, Moe. You got donut stuck in my ears."
• (Sean Hayes) "Hey, look, you're in luck. They got a donut remover right here."
• (Chris Diamantopoulos) "What's a donut remover?"
• (Sean Hayes) "It's one of these."
• (Sean Hayes) ""Do-nut remove-uh.""

Kirby Heyborne as Teddy

• (Kirby Heyborne) "So, you boys on Facebook? I'll poke you. Better yet, I'll tweet you."
• (Will Sasso) "Oh. Tweet us to dinner? Soitenly."

Craig Bierko as Mac

• (Craig Bierko) "Great. Great. How could this possibly get any worse?"
• (Will Sasso) "I'm sorry. I guess the pesto-bismol didn't work with the lobster."
• (Chris Diamantopoulos) "Did you eat the shells again?"
• (Will Sasso) "I don't know. It was on the plate, and then it wasn't."

Lin Shaye as Head Nurse

• (Lin Shaye) "Can't you read? Visiting hours are over."
• (Will Sasso) "Even for family?"
• (Lin Shaye) "You're related?"
• (Will Sasso) "Yeah."
• (Lin Shaye) "How?"
• (Will Sasso) "His mother and my mother were both mothers."

Avalon Robbins as Murph

• (Avalon Robbins) "Who won the poker game last night?"
• (Chris Diamantopoulos) "Eh, Peezer wiped us out."
• (Avalon Robbins) "Peezer? But he's 7."
• (Sean Hayes) "Yeah but he wears those dark sunglasses, so you can't tell what he's thinking."

Jane Lynch as Mother Superior

• (Jane Lynch) "Like Moses in the desert, I believe the Lord will guide them. Because they're pure of heart."
• (Larry David) "And dim of wit."

Add or Update Quotes

If you have a quote to add or change and want to let us know, please fill in the form below. Include the time in the film/video if possible so we can find it.