The Three Musketeers (1993 film) Quotes

The Three Musketeers (1993 film) is a TV show that appeared on TV in 1970 . The Three Musketeers ended its run in 1970.

It features Roger Birnbaum as producer, Michael Kamen in charge of musical score, and Dean Semler as head of cinematography.

The Three Musketeers (1993 film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of The Three Musketeers (1993 film) is 105 minutes long. The Three Musketeers (1993 film) is distributed by Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures.

The cast includes: Kiefer Sutherland as Athos, Oliver Platt as Porthos, Charlie Sheen as Aramis, Paul McGann as Girard, Tim Curry as Cardinal Richelieu, Rebecca De Mornay as Milady, Michael Wincott as Rochefort, Julie Delpy as Constance, and Rebecca De Mornay as Armand de Winter.

The Three Musketeers (1993 film) Quotes

Oliver Platt as Porthos

• (Unnamed) "It's Porthos the Pirate. AAAAH."
• (D'Artagnan) "Pirate?"
• (Oliver Platt) "I told you I was famous."

• (Oliver Platt) "I like this."

• (Oliver Platt) "Whoa, ugly."

• (D'Artagnan) "It's about time."
• (Oliver Platt) "Come D'Artagnan we're saving the king"

• (Oliver Platt) "That's it. Next time you drive."

• (D'Artagnan) "So what do we do now? What's next?"
• (Oliver Platt) "Well, we protect the King."
• (Charlie Sheen) "Protect the Queen."
• (Oliver Platt) "In the name of God. And France, correct?"
• (Charlie Sheen) "France indeed."
• (Paul McGann) "D'Artagnan. My sister's honor will not wait a moment longer."
• (D'Artagnan) "I'll handle this."
• (Oliver Platt) "D'Artganan, we also protect each other."
• (D'Artagnan) "All for one."
• (Kiefer Sutherland) "And one for all."
• (Paul McGann) "RUN."

• (Oliver Platt) "Did I miss anyone?"
• (Charlie Sheen) "Congratulations, Porthos. You brought down the house."
• (Oliver Platt) "Oh, drat. I was trying to hit Rochefort."

• (Oliver Platt) "Champagne?"
• (Kiefer Sutherland) "We're in the middle of a chase, Porthos."
• (Oliver Platt) "You're right; something red."

• (D'Artagnan) "I'll be with you gentlemen in a moment."
• (Oliver Platt) "Oh, he's a fiesty little fellow."
• (Charlie Sheen) "Fiesty indeed."

• (Oliver Platt) "Come D'Artagnan, we're saving the King."

• (Oliver Platt) "Ah ha. The Cardinal's sacred snack chamber."
• (Charlie Sheen) "And what have we here? Is he a man of God or a man of gold?"

• (Oliver Platt) "The picnic was delicious, the champagne was excellent, remind me to send the Cardinal a note."
• (D'Artagnan) "The Cardinal. We have to hurry."
• (Oliver Platt) "You two have a date?"
• (D'Artagnan) "No. It's the Cardinal. He's conspiring against the king."
• (Charlie Sheen) "Tell us something we don't know."

• (Oliver Platt) "Rochefort. Isn't that a smelly kind of cheese?"

• (Oliver Platt) "A lively tune -- I'm inspired to dance."

• (Oliver Platt) "This sash was a gift to me, from the Queen of America."
• (D'Artagnan) "There's no queen of America."
• (Oliver Platt) "I beg to differ, infant. We're on quite intimate terms, unless you can prove otherwise."

• (Oliver Platt) "God, I love my work."

• (Oliver Platt) "Ooh. May I have this dance?"

• (Oliver Platt) "Smelly -- lump -- OF LARD."

• (Oliver Platt) "This axe was given to me by the Czarina of Tokyo."

• (Oliver Platt) "How's your head D'Artagnan?"
• (D'Artagnan) "I'm beginning to wish the Cardinal had chopped it off. Will you stop whistling please?"
• (Oliver Platt) "I'm not whistling."
• (D'Artagnan) "Well somebody's whistling."
• (Oliver Platt) "Barmaid's kiss left him dizzy."
• (Charlie Sheen) "I hear it too. Sounds like a --"
• (Kiefer Sutherland) "Cannon ball."
• (Oliver Platt) "Oh I hate cannon balls."

• (Oliver Platt) "You, boy, are arrogant, hot tempered and entirely too bold. I like that. Reminds me of me."
• (Charlie Sheen) "Don't encourage him. By helping us the boy has made himself an outlaw as well."
• (Kiefer Sutherland) "Not if he leaves Paris right now."
• (D'Artagnan) "I can't leave now, I just got here."
• (Oliver Platt) "Go home. Find a wench, raise fat babies, live a good long life."
• (D'Artagnan) "What about the motto of the Musketeers? All for one and one for all."
• (Kiefer Sutherland) "Wake up boy. The Musketeers are just a dream."

Tim Curry as Cardinal Richelieu

• (Tim Curry) "Tell me, D'Artagnan. What noble business brings you here?"
• (D'Artagnan) "I came to join the King's Musketeers."
• (Tim Curry) "Bad timing."
• (D'Artagnan) "So I've heard."

• (Tim Curry) "Homesick?"
• (Queen Anne) "Cardinal Richelieu. You surprised me."
• (Tim Curry) "I often have that effect on people. I can't imagine why, I'm really a very gentle person. You seem a little unhappy in your new home."
• (Queen Anne) "Lonely. Is that the same thing?"
• (Tim Curry) "Austria's loss is France's gain."
• (Queen Anne) "I'm not sure the King shares your opinion. We've barely spoken since our wedding day. Whenever we're together he seems so -- uncertain."
• (Tim Curry) "Arranged marriages can be difficult. Your father and I thought yours would bring Austria and France closer together."
• (Queen Anne) "Well countries align more swiftly than people, I'm afraid."
• (Tim Curry) "What a pity. Love is, I think -- wasted on the young."

• (Tim Curry) "All for one. And more for me."

• (King Louis) "Your Eminence, I have heard some troubling rumors about you."
• (Tim Curry) "There are so many to choose from."
• (King Louis) "Betrayal."
• (Tim Curry) "Ah, yes. That is usually the first. Let me see if I remember it correctly. While the English attack from without, the wicked Cardinal undermines from within, forging a secret alliance with Buckingham and placing himself on the throne. But really, Your Majesty, why stop there. I have heard much more festive variations. I make oaths with pagan gods, seduce the queen in her own chamber, teach pigs to dance and horses to fly, and keep the moon carefully hidden within the folds of my robe. Have I forgotten anything?"
• (King Louis) "It does seem rather farfetched."
• (Tim Curry) "Sire, if there are any doubts about my loyalty, they will be laid to rest when we appear together to celebrate your birthday."

• (Tim Curry) "One less mouth to feed."

• (King Louis) "You've failed."
• (Tim Curry) "Oh, you're so naive. Things couldn't be more perfect if I planned them myself. The King of France dies at the hands of his own personal guard. Grief stricken, terrified, the hudled masses turn for comfort to their devout spiritual leader who, ever so humbly, assumes the throne. With the Queen by his side."
• (Queen Anne) "I would rather die."
• (Tim Curry) "That can be arranged."

• (Tim Curry) "Remember, Kings come and Kings go but one thing remains the same. And that is me."

• (Tim Curry) "A word of caution, milady. A snap of my fingers, and you could be back on the block where I found you."
• (Rebecca De Mornay) "And with a flick of my wrist, I could change your religion."
• (Tim Curry) "You're very persuasive."

• (Tim Curry) "Milady De Winter. Your beauty would make even the most chaste of men think of -- impurity."
• (Rebecca De Mornay) "I don't believe you suffer the burden of chastity."
• (Tim Curry) "Perhaps you're right."
• (Rebecca De Mornay) "I was making an observation not an offer."

• (Tim Curry) "He is becoming as troublesome as his father."
• (Michael Wincott) "He is a foolish boy and barely that."
• (Tim Curry) "That foolish boy is about to become a man which is all the more reason for us to act quickly. Have our loose ends"
• (Tim Curry) "been tied up?"
• (Michael Wincott) "Two patrols have been sent."
• (Tim Curry) "I trust, Captain Rochefort, that you are doing everything in your power to rid us of these rebels. Don't let having only one eye impair your vision. The loss of the other could be most -- inconvenient."

• (Tim Curry) "A truly remarkable woman. The most beautiful I have ever known. And the deadliest -- which would explain my attraction."

• (D'Artagnan) "WAIT."
• (Tim Curry) "You object to losing your head?"
• (D'Artagnan) "Yes, I like it where it is."
• (Tim Curry) "Then tell me what I want to know, and maybe you will keep it a while longer."
• (D'Artagnan) "I don't know where they are."
• (Tim Curry) "And if you did?"
• (D'Artagnan) "I wouldn't tell you --"
• (Tim Curry) "I admire your courage, D'Artagnan. You might have made a great musketeer. But now we'll never know; will we?"

Paul McGann as Girard

• (Paul McGann) "D'Artagnan. Don't lose your head."

• (D'Artagnan) "All I want to do is get to Paris, and join the King's Musketeers."
• (Paul McGann) "You, a Musketeer? Fantasy."
• (D'Artagnan) "My father was a Musketeer. The King's personal bodyguard."
• (Paul McGann) "The King was assassinated. Your father was a failure; a disgrace to the Musketeers."
• (D'Artagnan) "What did you say?"
• (Paul McGann) "Your father was a disgrace."

Charlie Sheen as Aramis

• (Charlie Sheen) "Fear not, my son, we are with you, always -- all for one --"

• (Charlie Sheen) "You will never harm another soul ever again. My promise to God."
• (King Louis) "Wait."
• (Charlie Sheen) "Well done, Your Majesty."

• (Charlie Sheen) "Ah, thank you. You broke my fall perfectly. I do apologize for the inconvenience."
• (D'Artagnan) "Get off me."
• (Charlie Sheen) "If there's one thing I can't abide, it's rudeness."
• (D'Artagnan) "You fell on me."
• (Charlie Sheen) "And I apologized for it."
• (D'Artagnan) "Well your apology is not accepted."
• (Charlie Sheen) "I hope your sword is as quick as your mouth."
• (D'Artagnan) "It's quicker."
• (Charlie Sheen) "Ah, a duel then."
• (D'Artagnan) "A duel."
• (Charlie Sheen) "Meet me by the Carmes-Deschaux Monastery at two o'clock."
• (D'Artagnan) "I'll be there."
• (Charlie Sheen) "As will I."
• (D'Artagnan) "Three duels in one day. Hmm."

• (Charlie Sheen) "Leaving so soon?"
• (Tim Curry) "Oh you know, I abhor bloodshed"
• (Charlie Sheen) "Especially your own."
• (Tim Curry) "Stand aside."
• (Charlie Sheen) "You are under arrest, charged with treason."
• (Tim Curry) "You of all people should know that the Cardinal does not answer to the laws of men."
• (Charlie Sheen) "Then you'll answer to God."
• (Tim Curry) "You first."

• (D'Artagnan) "Why's Athos sitting by himself?"
• (Charlie Sheen) "He takes his drinking very seriously. Not to worry; he'll be his usual charming self by morning."

• (Charlie Sheen) "We must pray for our sins."
• (Charlie Sheen) "On second thought, God's often busy."

• (Charlie Sheen) "Only the wrong words are waste of time. the right words can make a more lasting impression than a thousand of Porthos's kisses."
• (Barmaid) "Not likely."

• (Charlie Sheen) "I think not."

• (Unnamed) "Dead. They're all dead."
• (Charlie Sheen) "Not all of us."

• (Charlie Sheen) "The treaty outlines the Cardinal's plans to forge an alliance with Buckingham."
• (Oliver Platt) "No mention of the King?"
• (Charlie Sheen) "None. However, the arrangement is contingent upon a demonstration of the Cardinal's power."
• (D'Artagnan) "Demonstration? What kind of demonstration?"
• (Charlie Sheen) "I don't know."
• (Kiefer Sutherland) "I know someone who does."

• (D'Artagnan) "Shakespeare?"
• (Charlie Sheen) "Aramis."
• (Oliver Platt) "Cheating."

Kiefer Sutherland as Athos

• (Kiefer Sutherland) "Where have you been?"
• (Oliver Platt) "Taking care of something ugly."

• (D'Artagnan) "Athos, why don't you come join us?"
• (Kiefer Sutherland) "You fight like a man. See if you can drink like one."
• (D'Artagnan) "I'll drink anything you put in front of me."
• (Kiefer Sutherland) "Famous last words -- What should we drink to?"
• (D'Artagnan) "Let's drink to love."
• (Kiefer Sutherland) "To love. Let me tell you a story about love, D'Artagnan. I knew a young man once, a Count, who feared he would never fall in love. One day, he met a woman. This woman was more than beautiful. She was intoxicating, mysterious, everything he'd ever dreamed of. He felt his heart would burst if he couldn't have her."
• (D'Artagnan) "What happened?"
• (Kiefer Sutherland) "The poor idiot married her."
• (D'Artagnan) "Isn't that what people do when they fall in love?"
• (Kiefer Sutherland) "Shut up and listen to me. They were riding through the forest one day. She was thrown from her horse and knocked unconscious. When he rushed to her side, he noticed a mark on her body -- something he'd never seen before, something she'd managed to keep hidden all this time."
• (D'Artagnan) "What was it?"
• (Kiefer Sutherland) "The brand of the fleur-de-lis, the mark given to those who are to be executed for murder. The Count was crushed. The woman he loved, his bride, had betrayed him. She'd lied to him. When she came to, she swore that she'd been falsely accused of these crimes, but he didn't believe her; he rejected her for her lies and for her past. Then he banished her from his province. When the guards came to take her away to be executed, she -- she was still professing her undying love. Soon after, the Count realized how much she had meant to him, but it was too late. His betrayal was far greater than hers could ever have been. He gave up his title, his land, everything he believed in, never to be seen or heard from again, all because of love."

• (Kiefer Sutherland) "We'll split up -- D'Artagnan rides with me."
• (Charlie Sheen) "See you in Calais."
• (Kiefer Sutherland) "Or Hell."

• (Kiefer Sutherland) "You go back and you tell the Cardinal we will continue to perform our sworn duty, which is to protect the King, and we will use every means within our power to fight him."
• (Michael Wincott) "Bold words. I look forward to ramming them down your throat."

• (Kiefer Sutherland) "No. Sabine, forgive me. Please"
• (Rebecca De Mornay) "I do forgive you."
• (Rebecca De Mornay) "The Cardinal intends to asassinate the King. On Friday, at his birthday celebration."
• (Rebecca De Mornay) "God's justice be done."

• (Kiefer Sutherland) "Sabine. I thought you were dead."
• (Rebecca De Mornay) "Cardinal Richelieu took pity on me."
• (Kiefer Sutherland) "You're the spy?"
• (Rebecca De Mornay) "I have learned the value of lies. They have kept me alive."
• (Kiefer Sutherland) "The treaty. Give it to me."
• (Rebecca De Mornay) "No."
• (Kiefer Sutherland) "I will shoot."
• (Rebecca De Mornay) "Be kind. Aim for my heart."

• (Kiefer Sutherland) "Is he dead?"
• (Kiefer Sutherland) "Gently. Gently."
• (Charlie Sheen) "See? There is a God."

• (Kiefer Sutherland) "You fight like a man, let's see if you can drink like one too."
• (D'Artagnan) "I can drink anything you put in front of me."
• (Kiefer Sutherland) "Famous last words."

• (Kiefer Sutherland) "I hope we're not interrupting."
• (Michael Wincott) "No, on the contrary. You're right on time."

• (Jussac) "What is this?"
• (Kiefer Sutherland) "We are having a private party celebrating the demise of the Musketeers. Go away."
• (Charlie Sheen) "Athos. Is that any way to greet our guests? Gentlemen, don't be shy, come in. Your friends have been expecting you."
• (Jussac) "You are under arrest."
• (Kiefer Sutherland) "Under whose authority?"
• (Michael Wincott) "Mine."
• (Charlie Sheen) "Ah. Hello again, Cyclops."

• (Kiefer Sutherland) "Only a fool would try and arrest us twice in one day."
• (Jussac) "You're under arrest."
• (Oliver Platt) "A fool."
• (Jussac) "Are you coming peacefully or do you intend to resist?"
• (Oliver Platt) "Oh don't be so stupid, of course we intend to resist. Just give us a moment, all right?"
• (Oliver Platt) "Five of them, three of us. Hardly seems fair."
• (Charlie Sheen) "Maybe we should give them a chance to surrender."
• (D'Artagnan) "Excuse me, but there's four of us."
• (Kiefer Sutherland) "It's not your fight. You're not a Musketeer."
• (D'Artagnan) "I may not wear the tunic, but I believe I have the heart of a Musketeer."
• (Oliver Platt) "Warrior."
• (Charlie Sheen) "Poet."
• (Kiefer Sutherland) "You got a name, boy?"
• (D'Artagnan) "D'Artagnan."
• (Kiefer Sutherland) "Athos, Porthos, Aramis."
• (Oliver Platt) "Pleased to meet you again."
• (Charlie Sheen) "Pleasure."
• (Oliver Platt) "Everyone acquainted?"
• (Oliver Platt) "NOW, we are prepared to resist you."

• (D'Artagnan) "Is this Musketeer headquarters?"
• (Kiefer Sutherland) "No, this was Musketeer headquarters."
• (D'Artagnan) "Oh, you mean it's been moved."
• (Kiefer Sutherland) "No, I mean the Musketeers have been disbanded. They no longer exist. Feel free to poke around for souvenirs if you wish."
• (D'Artagnan) "But I just got here. How am I supposed to become a Musketeer if they've been disbanded?"
• (Kiefer Sutherland) "I'd say you've got quite a problem."
• (D'Artagnan) "You're not being very helpful."
• (Kiefer Sutherland) "You need a lesson in manners, boy."
• (D'Artagnan) "Anytime."
• (Kiefer Sutherland) "Why don't you meet me outside the city by the ruins, let's say noon?"
• (D'Artagnan) "I'll be there."

• (D'Artagnan) "What's he doing?"
• (Kiefer Sutherland) "Last rites. Aramis takes death very seriously."
• (D'Artagnan) "Is he a priest?"
• (Kiefer Sutherland) "He used to be one of the Cardinal's students."

• (Kiefer Sutherland) "Your manners have not improved yet. You're late."
• (D'Artagnan) "You in a hurry to die?"
• (Kiefer Sutherland) "Here come the grave diggers now."
• (Oliver Platt) "Athos, you cannot fight this boy."
• (Kiefer Sutherland) "Why not?"
• (Oliver Platt) "I'm fighting him."
• (D'Artagnan) "Not until 1 o'clock."
• (Charlie Sheen) "I have a duel with him too."
• (D'Artagnan) "Not until 2 o'clock."

• (Kiefer Sutherland) "Richelieu."
• (Tim Curry) "You're too late, Musketeers. By now the Duke of Buckingham's signature is next to mine. The alliance is complete."
• (Kiefer Sutherland) "That would be difficult, considering the treaty never left France."
• (Tim Curry) "A minor problem."

• (Kiefer Sutherland) "The King's life is in danger. We have work to do."

Michael Wincott as Rochefort

• (Michael Wincott) "By joint edict of His Majesty King Louis XIII and His Eminence Cardinal Richelieu, the Musketeers are officially disbanded. In preparation for the coming war with England, your ranks and commissions are hereby transferred to the Infantry. You will be contacted and told where to report. Until that time, you are instructed to return to your homes."

Rebecca De Mornay as Armand de Winter

• (Rebecca De Mornay) "There was a time when I would have given my life for a kind word from you."

Julie Delpy as Constance

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