The Thomas Crown Affair (1999 film) Quotes

The Thomas Crown Affair (1999 film) is a television program that was first aired in 1970 . The Thomas Crown Affair completed its run in 1970.

It features Michael Tadross as producer, Bill Conti in charge of musical score, and Tom Priestly as head of cinematography.

The Thomas Crown Affair (1999 film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of The Thomas Crown Affair (1999 film) is 113 minutes long. The Thomas Crown Affair (1999 film) is distributed by United Artists.

The cast includes: Pierce Brosnan as Thomas Crown, Rene Russo as Catherine Banning, Denis Leary as Detective Michael McCann, Faye Dunaway as The Psychiatrist, Fritz Weaver as John Reynolds, and Frankie Faison as Detective Paretti.

The Thomas Crown Affair (1999 film) Quotes

Rene Russo as Catherine Banning

• (Rene Russo) "Men make women messy."

• (Rene Russo) "Damn, I hate being a foregone conclusion."

• (Rene Russo) "Do you really think I am going to sleep with the man I am investigating?"

• (Rene Russo) "I would let you in, but --"
• (Pierce Brosnan) "But the world is watching."
• (Rene Russo) "Yes."
• (Pierce Brosnan) "Besides, you haven't got any furniture."
• (Rene Russo) "Oh that's good."

• (Rene Russo) "That island isn't Manhattan."
• (Pierce Brosnan) "It's not?"
• (Rene Russo) "I have appointments."
• (Pierce Brosnan) "Wanna keep 'em?"

• (Rene Russo) "Oh. This must go over."
• (Pierce Brosnan) "With whom?"
• (Rene Russo) "Whoever you bring here."
• (Pierce Brosnan) "I never bring anyone here."

• (Rene Russo) "What was it?"
• (Pierce Brosnan) "Nice little Renoir --"
• (Rene Russo) "Oh -- Renoir"
• (Rene Russo) "Nice little copy?"
• (Pierce Brosnan) "We'll never know will we?"

• (Rene Russo) "This is an elegant crime, done by an elegant person. It's not about the money."
• (Denis Leary) "So, who steals a Monet, just to not sell it?"
• (Rene Russo) "A Monet lover."
• (Rene Russo) "Whose desk is that?"
• (Frankie Faison) "Er --"
• (Rene Russo) "Can I use it?"
• (Frankie Faison) "Sure."
• (Rene Russo) "OK, let's dig up all the major art auctions of the last five years, and see who's been bidding on Monets."
• (Rene Russo) "See anyone we know?"
• (Denis Leary) "Him? A big day for this guy is takin' off his tie. He's a finance geek?"
• (Rene Russo) "Is he?"

Faye Dunaway as The Psychiatrist

• (Faye Dunaway) "Peter Pan grows up, and discovers there's no place to land."

Fritz Weaver as John Reynolds

• (Fritz Weaver) "Tommy, that's a hundred thousand dollars on a goddam golf swing."
• (Pierce Brosnan) "It's a beautiful Saturday morning, John -- What the hell else have we got to do?"

Denis Leary as Detective Michael McCann

• (Denis Leary) "I love this neighborhood. Some of these broads are wearing my salary."

• (Denis Leary) "Can I drop you someplace? At your hotel?"
• (Rene Russo) "One, I keep an apartment here, and two, I am going to your office."
• (Denis Leary) "She keeps an apartment. I keep goldfish."

• (Denis Leary) "So I'm stuck with you on my back."
• (Rene Russo) "Oh, come on Lieutenant. Who knows, you might enjoy it."

• (Denis Leary) "Monet's unknown masterpiece, Dogs At Cards."

• (Denis Leary) "Are you okay?"
• (Rene Russo) "Yeah."
• (Denis Leary) "You know I was okay once. My girlfriend went out one night and came back -- married. I told everyone that I didn't care, and then I f***ed five women in three days, flipped my car on an on-ramp, beat a suspect unconscious, got suspended -- but I was "okay.""

Pierce Brosnan as Thomas Crown

• (Pierce Brosnan) "Here's to the fear of being trapped."

• (Pierce Brosnan) "Do you want to dance? Or do you want to DANCE?"

• (Pierce Brosnan) "I hope it's not because you find my company monotonous."

• (Pierce Brosnan) "This is a black and white ball."
• (Rene Russo) "That's okay, I wasn't invited anyway."

• (Pierce Brosnan) "Regret is usually a waste of time, as is gloating"

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