The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning Quotes

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning is a TV program that was first aired in 1970 . The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning completed its run in 1970.

It features Michael Bay; Mike Fleiss; Tobe Hooper; Kim Henkel; Andrew Form; Bradley Fuller as producer, Steve Jablonsky in charge of musical score, and Lukas Ettlin as head of cinematography.

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning is 91 minutes long. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning is distributed by New Line Cinema.

The cast includes: Taylor Handley as Dean, Jordana Brewster as Chrissie, Lee Tergesen as Holden, Lew Temple as Sheriff Hoyt, Diora Baird as Bailey, Matt Bomer as Eric, Kathy Lamkin as Tea Lady, Marietta Marich as Luda Mae, Terrence Evans as Monty, John Larroquette as Narrator, and Lew Temple as Sheriff Winston.

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning Quotes

Terrence Evans as Monty

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Diora Baird as Bailey

• (Diora Baird) "Normal guys would die for this."
• (Taylor Handley) "I'm just distracted."

• (Diora Baird) "This may come as a shock to you, but most guys are into this kind of thing."

• (Diora Baird) "We're going on a road trip."

• (Diora Baird) "I'm going to use my tongue in ways the Lord never intended."

Lew Temple as Sheriff Hoyt

• (Lew Temple) "Tommy? Tommy? We need you upstairs. Bring your lil' toy with you."
• (Marietta Marich) "What are you goona do to him?"
• (Lew Temple) "Nothin' but a little surgery. Come on now Tommy."
• (Terrence Evans) "AAAAAAAAAHH."
• (Lew Temple) "Now come on Tommy, that's sloppy work. Fix it up."
• (Marietta Marich) "No No."
• (Terrence Evans) "AAAAAAAAAAHH."
• (Marietta Marich) "What on earth didya do that for?"
• (Lew Temple) "You know, jus' to balance things out."

• (Lew Temple) "I like your new face."

• (Lew Temple) "Come on Tommy, Ain't no different than the slaughterhouse. Meat's meat, Bone's bone -- Get it done."

• (Lew Temple) "There comes a time, when a boy, becomes a man."

• (Lew Temple) "We're on our own tonight people -- and alone, we shall rise above it all."

• (Unnamed) "Isn't he beautiful?"
• (Lew Temple) "That's the ugliest thing I ever saw."

• (Lew Temple) "Holy s***. I just killed the whole f***ing Sheriff's department -- wonder what that felt like?"

• (Lew Temple) "My money says he aint going nowhere"

• (Lew Temple) "Ask after grace, asshole."

• (Lew Temple) "See whatcha did boy?"

• (Lew Temple) "People may not remember what we say here tonight, but by God they'll remember what we did."

• (Lew Temple) "I often ask myself, "What makes a man a killer?""

• (Lew Temple) "Get her in there. I think you like wasting my time blondie."

• (Lew Temple) "Damn, I just killed the entire police department."

• (Lew Temple) "Look at that, that's not neat at all. Even 'em up boy."

• (Lew Temple) "As long as we stick t'geth'r th'ain't nuthin' we can't handle."

Kathy Lamkin as Tea Lady

• (Kathy Lamkin) "I just can't stop eating those little chocolates. They are soo good."
• (Marietta Marich) "I put coconut in them."
• (Kathy Lamkin) "Oh sweet Jesus."

Jordana Brewster as Chrissie

• (Jordana Brewster) "I have a question for you. It involves the family tree, the lineage, if you will. Its like a system through a table --"
• (Jordana Brewster) "Do you guys f*** all your cousins, or just the ones you find attractive?"
• (Lew Temple) "You blasphemous Bitch. This is redemption lady, thats what this is. Oh your all gonna pay for your sins, thats right. And especially you."

• (Jordana Brewster) "Why are you doing this?"
• (Lew Temple) "No talking untill i've said grace, asshole."

• (Jordana Brewster) "What about my friends?"
• (Lee Tergesen) "f*** your friends. You're on your own."
• (Jordana Brewster) "You Asshole."

• (Jordana Brewster) "Do you just f*** all your cousins, or just the ones you find attractive?"

• (Jordana Brewster) "Tell me something, Do you f*** all of your cousins or just the ones you find attractive?"

• (Jordana Brewster) "What are you doing?"
• (Matt Bomer) "Shh, i gotta sneak up on them, and catch them."
• (Jordana Brewster) "Catch who?"
• (Matt Bomer) "Gooks in the swamp."
• (Jordana Brewster) "Eric, the only thing you're gonna catch in this water's disease."

Taylor Handley as Dean

• (Taylor Handley) "You motherf***er. Now, lets see what kind of soldier you are sheriff."
• (Taylor Handley) "One. That was beautiful form sheriff."
• (Taylor Handley) "Two. Halfway doesn't count dick head."
• (Taylor Handley) "Three. Is that all you got, is that all you f***ing got"
• (Taylor Handley) "You killed my girlfriend. f*** you asshole, f*** YOU. -"
• (Taylor Handley) "My money says your not goin' anywhere."

Lee Tergesen as Holden

• (Lee Tergesen) "I'm looking for the girl."
• (Lew Temple) "The girl? She's right there."
• (Lee Tergesen) "That's not her."
• (Lew Temple) "Well if that's not the girl then -- oh I don't think you wanna see the other one."

John Larroquette as Narrator

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