The Texas Chain Saw Massacre Quotes

The Texas Chain Saw Massacre is a television show that was first aired in 1970 . The Texas Chain Saw Massacre stopped airing in 1970.

It features Kim Henkel, Tobe Hooper, Jay Parsley, and Richard Saenz as producer, Wayne Bell, and Tobe Hooper in charge of musical score, and Daniel Pearl (cinematographer) as head of cinematography.

The Texas Chain Saw Massacre is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of The Texas Chain Saw Massacre is 84 minutes long. The Texas Chain Saw Massacre is distributed by Bryanston Distributing Company.

The Texas Chain Saw Massacre Quotes

• (Sally) "Go. Go."

• (Kirk) "What's that stench?"

• (Kirk) "So, where you heading, man?"
• (Hitchhiker) "South."
• (Franklin) "You work at that place? The slaughter house?"
• (Hitchhiker) "Uh -- no."
• (Sally) "How'd you get stuck way out here?"
• (Hitchhiker) "I was at the slaughter house."
• (Franklin) "I got an uncle who works in a slaughter house."
• (Hitchhiker) "I used to work there. My brother did too. My grandfather too. My family's always been in meat."
• (Franklin) "A whole family of Draculas."

• (Old Man) "Look -- I got some good barbecue here."

• (Franklin) "HE HE HE. Come on Franklin. It's gonna be a fun trip. HE. If I have anymore fun today, I don't think I'm gonna be able to take it."

• (Hitchhiker) "You like this face?"

• (Franklin) "Hey man, you ever go in that slaughter room or whatever they call it? The place where they shoot cattle in the head with that big air gun?"
• (Hitchhiker) "Oh, that gun's no good."
• (Franklin) "I was in there once with my uncle."
• (Hitchhiker) "The old way -- with a sledge. You see, that way's better. They die better that way."
• (Franklin) "Well, how come? I thought the gun was better."
• (Hitchhiker) "Oh, no. With the new way -- people were put out of jobs."
• (Franklin) "Did you do that?"
• (Hitchhiker) "Look."
• (Hitchhiker) "I was the killer."
• (Franklin) "Damn --"

• (Hitchhiker) "You could have dinner with us -- my brother makes good head cheese. You like head cheese?"

• (Old Man) "Look what your brother did to the door. Ain't he got no pride in his home?"

• (Franklin) "I think we just picked up Dracula."

• (Hitchhiker) "My family's always been in meat."

• (Old Man) "Why, my old grandpa was the best killer there was at the slaughterhouse. Why, it never took more than one lick they say. Why, he did 60 cattle in five minutes once. They say he could have done more if the hook and pull gang could have gotten the beeves out of the way faster."

• (Jerry) "Come on, guys; quit goofing on me."

• (Old Man) "Just take it easy now."

• (Franklin) "JEEEEEEEEEEEEERRYYYYYYYYYY."

• (Franklin) "They just shoot a bolt in their head, and then retract it. It's just BOOM-shht-BOOM-shht."
• (Sally) "Franklin, I like meat. Please change the subject."

• (Old Man) "Shut up, you bitch hog."

• (Unnamed) "Graverobbing in Texas is this hour's top news story. An informant led officers of the Muerto County Sheriff's Department to a cemetery just outside the small rural Texas community of Newt early this morning. Officers there discovered what appeared to be a grisly work of art: the remains of a badly decomposed corpse wired to a large monument. A second body was found in a ditch near the perimeter of the cemetery. Subsequent investigation has revealed at least a dozen empty crypts, and it's feared more will turn up as the probe continues. Deputies report that in some instances only parts of a corpse have been removed, the head or in some cases the extremities removed, the remainder of the corpse left intact. Evidence indicates the robberies have occurred over a period of time. Sheriff Jesús Maldonado refused to give details in the ghoulish case, and said only that he did have evidence linking the crime to elements outside the state. Area residents have reportedly been converging on the cemetery, fearing the remains of relatives have been removed. No suspects are in custody as the investigation at the scene continues."

• (Franklin) "You don't think that guy tried to follow us, do you? Well, I mean there's no way that he could follow us. He's probably afraid Kirk will kill him."

• (Old Man) "I just can't take no pleasure in killing. There's just some things you gotta do. Don't mean you have to like it."

• (Franklin) "If I have any more fun today I don't think I can take it."

• (Pam) "Hey, listen to Franklin's horoscope. "Travel in the country, long-range plans, and upsetting persons around you, could make this a disturbing and unpredictiable day. The events in the world are not doing much either to cheer one up.""
• (Jerry) "That's just perfect. And now read Sally's."
• (Pam) "Oh, no. Capricorn's ruled by Saturn. "There are moments when we cannot believe that what is happening is really true. Pinch yourself and you may find out that it is.""

• (Drunk) "Things happen here about, they don't tell about. I see things. You see, they say that it's just an old man talking. You laugh at an old man, it's them that laughs and knows better."

• (Jerry) "Have you been doing those Reader's Digest 'Word-Power' columns again?"

• (Narrator) "The film which you are about to see is an account of the tragedy which befell a group of five youths, in particular Sally Hardesty and her invalid brother, Franklin. It is all the more tragic in that they were young. But, had they lived very, very long lives, they could not have expected nor would they have wished to see as much of the mad and macabre as they were to see that day. For them an idyllic summer afternoon drive became a nightmare. The events of that day were to lead to the discovery of one of the most bizarre crimes in the annals of American history, The Texas Chain Saw Massacre."

• (Hitchhiker) "You just shut up and remember you're just the cook. And me and him'll handle this."
• (Old Man) "Shut your mouth."

• (Old Man) "You -- you damn fool. You ruined the door."

• (Old Man) "Those girls -- those girls don't wanna go messin' round no old house."

• (Old Man) "There's no need to do that."

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