The Sunshine Boys (1975 film) Quotes

The Sunshine Boys (1975 film) is a television show that was first aired in 1970 . The Sunshine Boys ended its run in 1970.

It features Ray Stark as producer, Irwin Fisch in charge of musical score, and David M. Walsh as head of cinematography.

The Sunshine Boys (1975 film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of The Sunshine Boys (1975 film) is 111 minutes long. The Sunshine Boys (1975 film) is distributed by United Artists.

The cast includes: Walter Matthau as Willy Clark, George Burns as Al Lewis, and Richard Benjamin as Ben Clark.

The Sunshine Boys (1975 film) Quotes

Walter Matthau as Willy Clark

• (Walter Matthau) "Oh, you a funny man, Al, a pain in the ass but a funny man."
• (George Burns) "You know what your trouble is, Willy? You always took the jokes too seriously. It was just jokes. We did comedy on the stage for 43 years. I don't think you enjoyed it once."
• (Walter Matthau) "If I was there to enjoy it, I would buy a ticket."

• (Walter Matthau) "Lousy Japs, they lost the war, now they send us their junk."

• (Walter Matthau) "60-40. All right. 60-40. I get $6000; he gets $4000. What the hell can he buy in New Jersey anyway?"

• (Walter Matthau) "As an act, nobody could touch him. As a human being, nobody WANTED to touch him."

• (Walter Matthau) "Well, you know, people don't go out to New Jersey unless they have to."

• (Unnamed) "Hey, Willy, what're you doin' Downtown?"
• (Walter Matthau) "I'm workin'. What the hell are you doin'?"
• (Unnamed) "He's working."

• (Walter Matthau) "Come in -- and enter."

Richard Benjamin as Ben Clark

• (Richard Benjamin) "Shut up."

• (Richard Benjamin) "I'm getting chest pains. You give me chest pains."
• (Walter Matthau) "It's my fault you get excited?"
• (Richard Benjamin) "Yes. I only get chest paims on Wednesdays."
• (Walter Matthau) "So come Tuesdays."

• (Richard Benjamin) "It's a very happy moment for me."

• (Richard Benjamin) "You're not supposed to eat pickles. It's high sodium."
• (Walter Matthau) "I spit out the sodium."

George Burns as Al Lewis

• (George Burns) "The man yells at me on stage and gets a million laughs. He yells at me off the stage; he gets a heart attack."

• (George Burns) "Doris, I want you to pick me up now. I don't want to discuss it. Pick me up. He pulled a knife on me; a kitchen knife. It was still dirty from breakfast."

• (George Burns) "You know what you are? You're a 73-year-old putz."
• (Walter Matthau) "At least the putz didn't drive all the way here from New Jersey."

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