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The Steve Harvey Show Quotes

The Steve Harvey Show is a television show that debuted in 1996 on The WB. The Steve Harvey Show ended its run in 2002.

The Steve Harvey Show aired for 6 seasons and 122 episodes. It features Patrice Rushen as composer. The Steve Harvey Show is executive produced by Brad Grey. The Steve Harvey Show is created by Winifred Hervey.

The Steve Harvey Show is recorded in English language and originally aired in United States. Each episode of The Steve Harvey Show is 22-24 minutes long. The Steve Harvey Show is produced by Winifred Hervey and distributed by Columbia TriStar Television.

The cast includes: Cedric the Entertainer as Cedric, William Lee Scott as Bullethead, Terri J. Vaughn as Lovita, Steve Harvey as Steve, Merlin Santana as Romeo, Wendy Raquel Robinson as Regina, Kenan Thompson as Junior, and Netfa Perry as Sara.

The Steve Harvey Show Quotes

Terri J. Vaughn as Lovita

  • (Terri J. Vaughn) "Who are you going to get that's dumb enough to throw a pie in Steve's face?"
  • (Steve's Niece) "My mother always told me that beauty comes from within."
  • (Terri J. Vaughn) "That's true. It comes from the beauty within the cosmetic counter at the Rite-Aid."

Steve Harvey as Steve

  • (Steve Harvey) "Your checks do more bouncing than Nell Carter on a pogo stick."
  • (Steve Harvey) "Lemme tell you, I would put hot sauce on my ears and fight Tyson for that girl."
  • (Steve Harvey) "You simple crash test dummy."
  • (Steve Harvey) "I'm gonna work you boys harder than a beeper in the projects."
  • (Steve Harvey) "Ced, when I see that woman, I'm like Shaq doing Shakespeare; I just don't know how to act."
  • (Steve Harvey) "This boy thinks that Hamlet is something you order with home fries and toast."
  • (Steve Harvey) "Regina, Lovita -- you gotta help me with my niece. She just don't act like a normal teenager. She don't talk back, she don't roll her eyes -- the poor girl thinks that Snoop Doggy Dog is Charlie Brown's pet."
  • (Steve Harvey) "Regina, I teach six classes, three different subjects, I got study hall and a room full of teenagers with their hormones just ragin'. Couple of them are hotter than a Porsche in the projects."
  • (Steve Harvey) "Boy, you better watch your tone of voice with me. This ain't Michelle Pfeiffer you're talking to."
  • (Steve Harvey) "Lovita, you want raffle tickets? In English, "no"; In Spanish, "no"; in Russian, "nyet", and in Ebonics, HECK no."
  • (Steve Harvey) "Ced, you look like an Oscar from Compton."
  • (Steve Harvey) "Well, how's it going, Eryka Ba-Don't?"
  • (Wendy Raquel Robinson) "Ok, I will admit that I did freeze up a little on stage."
  • (Steve Harvey) "A little? Girl, you froze up like a homeless Eskimo."
  • (Steve Harvey) "Regina, you look like an extra in "E.R."."
  • (Steve Harvey) "I haven't seen this much food since I was backstage at an Aretha Franklin concert."

Kenan Thompson as Junior

  • (Kenan Thompson) "Give me one good reason why you won't dance with me."
  • (Netfa Perry) "Cause you look like you're 13."

Cedric the Entertainer as Cedric

  • (Cedric the Entertainer) "The boy thinks "impeachment" is a fruit-flavored breath mint."
  • (Cedric the Entertainer) "Oh look, honeybump. Wedding bears. And the bridesbear doesn't seem to mind that the groomsbear is wearing a top hat."
  • (Terri J. Vaughn) "Fine. Wear your funky old top hat, and ask this bridesbear to give you some babies."
  • (Cedric the Entertainer) "Lovita, you can't break Robinson Family Traditions all willy-nilly."
  • (Cedric the Entertainer) "I took the $2000 and got Lovita a real nice Rolex watch. So I got $1950 left."

Merlin Santana as Romeo

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Wendy Raquel Robinson as Regina

  • (Wendy Raquel Robinson) "Steve, can I see you for a moment?"
  • (Steve Harvey) "Ya know, if I had a nickel for every time a woman approached me with that question --"
  • (Wendy Raquel Robinson) "You'd have twelve minutes on a parking meter."

William Lee Scott as Bullethead

  • (William Lee Scott) "Say "Velveeta", you love birds."
  • (William Lee Scott) "I'm sorry, my religion does not allow me to work on the sabbath."
  • (Steve Harvey) "The sabbath, for you, is on a wednesday? Boy, your ignorance is dazzling."
  • (William Lee Scott) "Thank you."

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