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The Smoking Room Quotes

The Smoking Room is a Sitcom that debuted in 2004 on BBC Three. The Smoking Room completed its run in 2005.

The Smoking Room lasted 17 (inc. Christmas special) episodes. The Smoking Room is created by Brian Dooley.

The Smoking Room is recorded in English and originally aired in United Kingdom. Each episode of The Smoking Room is 29 mins approx. long.

The Smoking Room Quotes

  • (Unnamed) "It wasn't the food at his party was it?"
  • (Unnamed) "Why are you asking me? I'm not Quincy."
  • (Unnamed) "Because I had a whole plate of those mini tartlets"
  • (Unnamed) "I think he just dropped dead"
  • (Unnamed) "Phew. Well, here's hoping eh?"
  • (Unnamed) "I've lost two people and I'm still able to smoke."
  • (Unnamed) "You haven't lost two people. You've lost someone who just worked in the same building as you -- and a rodent."
  • (Unnamed) "Oh her bunny rabits dead."
  • (Unnamed) "What?"
  • (Unnamed) "You piss-taking bastard."
  • (Unnamed) "When did it happen, sweetheart?"
  • (Unnamed) "Yesterday."
  • (Unnamed) "It was hopping round her flat."
  • (Unnamed) "When it chewed through the televison cable."
  • (Unnamed) "Poor old Bright-Eyes was --"
  • (Unnamed) "Bright-Eyes? Fucking burning; like fire."
  • (Unnamed) "We're all just here to learn a lesson, and once it's sunk in we move on to a higher plain."
  • (Unnamed) "Where do you pick up this crap?"
  • (Unnamed) "On my mystic mug. A friend brought it back from Goa, it's covered in holy writings and when you drain the dregs you can see Vishnu giving you four thumbs up."
  • (Unnamed) "What's that book where they're all behind the wardrobe?"
  • (Unnamed) "Anne Frank?"
  • (Unnamed) "Narnia, like those Narnia books"
  • (Unnamed) "… and if she has got the clap --"
  • (Unnamed) "Has she?"
  • (Unnamed) "Claims to -- But then again she claimed to have met Ben Affleck in Safeways so -- forget I mentioned it."
  • (Unnamed) "Who'd she catch it off?"
  • (Unnamed) "I shouldn't say."
  • (Unnamed) "Who?"
  • (Unnamed) "Clint."
  • (Unnamed) "Never."
  • (Unnamed) "Robin. Can't the poor girl have any privacy? As if the itching ain’t enough."
  • (Unnamed) "I saw this video once yeah, they was all dressed up like Marie Antoinette, well they wore the wigs. Let them eat cock it was called."
  • (Unnamed) "Oh let's face it Barry. Another 15 minutes wouldn't really have helped your chances."
  • (Unnamed) "Yeah she's right"
  • (Unnamed) "They're either looking for new ideas and fresh input"
  • (Unnamed) "or the devil they know."

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