The Silencers (film) Quotes

The Silencers (film) is a TV program that was first aired in 1970 . The Silencers stopped airing in 1970.

It features Irving Allen as producer, Elmer Bernstein in charge of musical score, and Burnett Guffey as head of cinematography.

Each episode of The Silencers (film) is 102 minutes long. The Silencers (film) is distributed by Columbia Pictures.

The cast includes: Stella Stevens as Gail Hendrix, Dean Martin as Matt Helm, Nancy Kovack as Barbara, and Daliah Lavi as Tina.

The Silencers (film) Quotes

Stella Stevens as Gail Hendrix

• (Stella Stevens) "Mr. Helm, now do I look like an enemy agent?"
• (Dean Martin) "Well I dunno, I haven't seen the latest models yet."

• (Stella Stevens) "Oh, I'm terribly sorry."
• (Dean Martin) "Yeah, I know you are."

• (Stella Stevens) "You're sick, you know that? S.I.Q.U.E. Sick."

• (Stella Stevens) "You undressed me once and I didn't like it."
• (Dean Martin) "Now you're confusing romance with first aid."

Daliah Lavi as Tina

• (Daliah Lavi) "But what happens if he hits the gas tank?"
• (Dean Martin) "Smokey the Bear won't like it. Get in."

• (Daliah Lavi) "Are you on a vacation?"
• (Stella Stevens) "Oh well, eh, I was on a tour, a sight-seeing tour. But eh, the man in charge of our group kept taking me places that weren't in the brochure."
• (Dean Martin) "Where was that?"
• (Stella Stevens) "His room."

• (Daliah Lavi) "You'll just die --"
• (Dean Martin) "Not in your bed."
• (Daliah Lavi) "What better place is there?"

Dean Martin as Matt Helm

• (Dean Martin) "The soap, please, Miss Kravezit."

• (Unnamed) "I can't leave you alone for a second, can I?"
• (Dean Martin) "Not if you want to keep me dry."
• (Unnamed) "Quite a girl."
• (Dean Martin) "That is not a girl, Tina. That's a disaster area."

• (Unnamed) "This is just like old times."
• (Dean Martin) "Yeah, especially with that body on the floor."
• (Unnamed) "What do we do with her ?"
• (Dean Martin) "You put her on ice, let ICE take care of it."
• (Unnamed) "And what happens when the maid walks in, in the morning?"
• (Dean Martin) "You know, you're right. Let's put her in my bed, so we don't arouse suspicion."

• (Dean Martin) "Wrong hacienda."

• (Dean Martin) "You know, if you were an Indian, Custer would still be alive."

• (Dean Martin) "Well, they finally figured out how to get blood out of a stone --"

• (Dean Martin) "Don't you think we should be introduced first?"
• (Nancy Kovack) "You're Matt Helm."
• (Dean Martin) "Good enough for me."

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