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The Sex Monster Quotes

The Sex Monster is a television program that appeared on TV in 1970 . The Sex Monster completed its run in 1970.

The cast includes: Mariel Hemingway as Laura Barnes, Joanna Heimbold as Evie Pembroke, Mike Binder as Marty Barnes, and Renée Humphrey as Didi.

The Sex Monster Quotes

Mike Binder as Marty Barnes

  • (Mike Binder) "Hi. Listen, before I untie you, while I have your attention, I just wanted to take a minute and say, you know, this is going to be really rough on you and Dave. It will probably end up in divorce for the two of you; it's really sad. Okay, what I'm thinking is you're going to have half of Dave's money, right? And I got a really good investment for you -- a really good project I'm working on. It's something --"
  • (Mike Binder) "So, where are you from, Didi? Chicago or something?"
  • (Renée Humphrey) "I'm from all over. I'm an Army brat."
  • (Mike Binder) "Army brat. That is intense. Tell us about it."
  • (Renée Humphrey) "Well, I lived with my Dad on U.S. Army bases in Texas, Kentucky and elsewhere until I was 14. And then out of nowhere I met my Mom again. My parents got divorced when I was only a baby. I lived with her until we decided that we hated each other. And then I sort of hitchhiked around the country until I was 17 when I met this woman who I moved down to Miami, Florida and lived with her for three years as lovers. But it didn't really work out because she was sort of in love with me and -- I guess to be honest, I didn't really love her because I just really enjoyed f***ing her."
  • (Mike Binder) "Listen to me, you're taking the whole thing way too far. You're tying women up and you're gagging them now. That's too far. What's next? I'm gonna come home one day and you're gonna be performing surgery on some girl?"

Mariel Hemingway as Laura Barnes

  • (Mariel Hemingway) "There you go -- all tied up and gagged -- what's next?"
  • (Joanna Heimbold) "With a pillow -- pillow"
  • (Mariel Hemingway) "With a pillow?"
  • (Joanna Heimbold) "Yes."
  • (Mariel Hemingway) "Evie, you're starting to scare me now."

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