The Seven Year Itch Quotes

The Seven Year Itch is a television program that first aired in 1970 . The Seven Year Itch stopped airing in 1970.

It features Charles K. Feldman as producer, Alfred Newman (composer) in charge of musical score, and Milton R. Krasner as head of cinematography.

The Seven Year Itch is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of The Seven Year Itch is 105 minutes long. The Seven Year Itch is distributed by 20th Century Fox.

The cast includes: Sonny Tufts as Tom MacKenzie, Tom Nolan as Richard Sherman, Oscar Homolka as Dr. Brubaker, Evelyn Keyes as Helen Sherman, and Roxanne as Elaine.

The Seven Year Itch Quotes

Tom Nolan as Richard Sherman

• (Tom Nolan) "There's gin and vermouth. That's a martini."
• (The Girl) "Oh, that sounds cool. I think I'll have a glass of that. A big tall one."

• (Tom Nolan) "Miss Morris, I'm perfectly capable of fixing my own breakfast. As a matter of fact, I had a peanut butter sandwich and two whiskey sours."

• (Tom Nolan) "I know girls like this. They just can't keep their big mouths shut. This is gonna be all over New York -- she's probably telling someone about it right now -- yaddida yaddida yaddida --"
• (Tom Nolan) "-- I knew it. I knew it. Big blabbermouth."

• (The Girl) "You sure have strong thumbs."
• (Tom Nolan) "I used to play a lot of badminton."

• (The Girl) "Do you have any kids?"
• (Tom Nolan) "No. None. No kids. Well, just one. Little one. Hardly counts."

• (Tom Nolan) "I like this house. Why does Helen keep talking about moving into one of those big, enormous buildings that look like "Riot in Cell Block 11"?"
• (Tom Nolan) "It's so much nicer here. Just three apartments: ours, the Kaufmans upstairs, and then those two guys on the top floor; "interior decorators" or something."

• (Tom Nolan) "Suppose this girl tells somebody about this? Oh, if she tells anybody about this, I'll kill her; I'll kill her with my bare hands."
• (Oscar Homolka) "A possible solution -- I submit, however, that murder is the most difficult of all crimes to commit successfully. Therefore, until you are able to commit a simple act of terror, I strongly advise you to avoid anything as complex as murder. One must learn to walk, before one can run. Thank you, and good bye."

• (Tom Nolan) "Tell me doctor, are you very expensive?"
• (Oscar Homolka) "Very."
• (Tom Nolan) "I'm sure you occasionally make exceptions."
• (Oscar Homolka) "Never."
• (Tom Nolan) "Well I mean, once in a while, a case must come along that really interests you."
• (Oscar Homolka) "At fifty dollars an hour, all my cases interest me."

• (Tom Nolan) "If Helen sent you to get a divorce."
• (Sonny Tufts) "A divorce?"
• (Tom Nolan) "I absolutely refuse. I'll fight it in every court."
• (Sonny Tufts) "She sent me for the paddle."
• (Tom Nolan) "Because I can explain everything: the stairs, the cinnamon toast, the blond in the kitchen."
• (Sonny Tufts) "Wait. Wait a minute Dickey-Boy. What blond in the kitchen?"
• (Tom Nolan) "Oh, wouldn't you like to know. Maybe it's Marilyn Monroe."

• (The Girl) "I just hope it's not some priceless antique or something."
• (Tom Nolan) "Forget it. Just early Sears, Roebuck."

• (Tom Nolan) "Well, how about some music?"
• (The Girl) "Fine."
• (Tom Nolan) "Let's see what we've got here. Debussy, Ravel, Stravinsky -- Hey, how about this one? Rachmaninoff, the "Second Piano Concerto." You look to me like a big Rachmaninoff girl."
• (The Girl) "I do? Funny, I don't know anything about music."

• (The Girl) "Good night -- I think you're very nice."
• (Tom Nolan) ""Nice". You're not nice. You're crazy, that's what you are. You're running amok. Helen's gone for one day and you're running amok. Smoking, drinking, picking up girls, playing "Chopsticks." You're not gonna' live through this summer. Not like this, you're not."
• (Tom Nolan) "Look at those bloodshot eyes. Look at that face, ravaged, dissipated, evil. One of these mornings you're gonna' look in the mirror and that's all, brother. "The Portrait of Dorian Gray.""

• (The Girl) "That's what's wonderful about a married man. No matter what, he can't ask you to marry him. He's married already. Right?"
• (Tom Nolan) "Right -- You certainly don't have to worry about me. Am I ever a married man. I'm the most married man you'll ever know. And I promise -- I will never ask you to marry me, come what may."

• (Tom Nolan) "'What happened at the office? Well, I shot Mr. Brady in the head, made violent love to Miss Morris and set fire to three hundred thousand copies of Little Women. That's what happened at the office.' What can happen at the office?"

• (Tom Nolan) "It sort of cools the ankles, doesn't it?"

• (Tom Nolan) "My wife. She found out about us and she shot me. Five times in the back and twice in the belly."

• (Tom Nolan) "Helen -- I'm going fast. Give me a cigarette."
• (Evelyn Keyes) "A cigarette? You know what Dr. Murphy told you about smoking."

• (Tom Nolan) "All those lovely, injurious tars and resins."

Oscar Homolka as Dr. Brubaker

• (Oscar Homolka) ""Of Sex and Violence"?"
• (Tom Nolan) "Well we had to spice up the title a little."

• (Oscar Homolka) "My 3:00 patient jumped out of the window in the middle of his session. I have been running fifteen minutes ahead of schedule ever since."

• (Oscar Homolka) "When something itches my dear sir, the natural tendency is to scratch."
• (Tom Nolan) "Last night I scratched."

Sonny Tufts as Tom MacKenzie

• (Sonny Tufts) "What blonde in the kitchen?"
• (Tom Nolan) "Wouldn't you like to know. Maybe it's Marilyn Monroe."

Evelyn Keyes as Helen Sherman

• (Evelyn Keyes) "Lately you've begun to imagine in Cinemascope -- with stereophonic sound."

Roxanne as Elaine

• (Roxanne) "What is this strange animal thing you have? lt bothers me. lt's bothered me since the first time l saw you. And it'll bother me always, from here to eternity."
• (Tom Nolan) "You must fight it, Elaine. Remember, l belong to another."
• (Roxanne) "Richard."
• (Tom Nolan) "This can never be. l have a devoted, trusting wife at home, and a freckle-faced little space cadet."
• (Roxanne) "Richard."

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