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The Santa Clause 2 Quotes

The Santa Clause 2 is a television show that appeared on TV in 1970 . The Santa Clause 2 completed its run in 1970.

It features Robert Newmyer, Brian Reilly, and Jeffrey Silver as producer, George S. Clinton in charge of musical score, and Adam Greenberg (cinematographer) as head of cinematography.

The Santa Clause 2 is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of The Santa Clause 2 is 104 minutes long. The Santa Clause 2 is distributed by Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures.

The cast includes: David Krumholtz as Bernard, Tim Allen as Scott Calvin, Art LaFleur as Tooth Fairy, Liliana Mumy as Lucy, Aisha Tyler as Mother Nature, Eric Lloyd as Charlie, Jay Thomas as Easter Bunny, Elizabeth Mitchell as Principal Carol Newman, and Kevin Pollak as Cupid.

The Santa Clause 2 Quotes

Elizabeth Mitchell as Principal Carol Newman

  • (Unnamed) "Hey party animal, you wanna play?"
  • (Elizabeth Mitchell) "I just can't figure it out."
  • (Unnamed) "It's tic-tac-toe with beanbags."
  • (Elizabeth Mitchell) "No, I mean the Secret Santa thing. Someone tracked down and bought all those wonderful antique toys."
  • (Unnamed) "Probably someone that knows his way around eBay."
  • (Elizabeth Mitchell) "I want you to look into my eyes. What do you see?"
  • (Skateboarding Student) "It's dark -- and cold."
  • (Unnamed) "Good morning, Principal Newman."
  • (Elizabeth Mitchell) "Mr. Picardo, I want you to look into my eyes. What do you see?"
  • (Unnamed) "It's dark -- and it's cold."
  • (Elizabeth Mitchell) "It's your future, Mr. Picardo. Keep this up, and you will spend the rest of your life stabbing trash by the highway. Do I make myself clear?"
  • (Unnamed) "Yes."
  • (Elizabeth Mitchell) "So what are you gonna do?"
  • (Unnamed) "I'm going straight to third-period geometry."
  • (Elizabeth Mitchell) "Have a nice trip."
  • (Elizabeth Mitchell) "I owe you one."
  • (Unnamed) "It's a great party. Look. That guy moved."
  • (Elizabeth Mitchell) "Well, maybe if you spent more time with your son, there would be fewer problems."
  • (Unnamed) "Maybe, but then I wouldn't get to spend more time with you. It's always such a pleasure."
  • (Elizabeth Mitchell) "Oh, a battle of wits. It's a shame that you come unarmed."

Liliana Mumy as Lucy

  • (Liliana Mumy) "Uncle Scott, are you Santa Claus?"
  • (Tim Allen) "What makes you say that?"
  • (Liliana Mumy) "Because you have a reindeer."
  • (Tim Allen) "Lots of people have reindeer."
  • (Liliana Mumy) "Name five."

David Krumholtz as Bernard

  • (Unnamed) "I have to get married?"
  • (David Krumholtz) "Yes. It's the Mrs. Clause."
  • (Unnamed) "Well, I think he's learning at an excellent rate."
  • (David Krumholtz) "Oh really? This morning, he ate a bowl of wax fruit."
  • (David Krumholtz) "Don't Listen to him. He's not the real Santa. He has a rubber face and a plastic tushie."
  • (David Krumholtz) "OK, Chet. This is it. You ready to rock and roll?"
  • (Elizabeth Mitchell) "Chet?"
  • (David Krumholtz) "Yeah. He's still in training."
  • (Unnamed) "How much flight time has he had?"
  • (David Krumholtz) "About a minute and a half."
  • (Unnamed) "Yeah but he's had a lotta crash time."
  • (Unnamed) "Curtis."
  • (Unnamed) "He's just a baby."
  • (David Krumholtz) "So I caution you all not to point,or stare, or use the word plastic."

Tim Allen as Scott Calvin

  • (Tim Allen) "Neil, have you ever actually helped anyone?"
  • (Tim Allen) "A needlepoint sweater and a mini-van. I'll be back in about eight minutes."
  • (Tim Allen) "Wait a minute, I got it. I got it. I got it. How about this: The Molintator."
  • (Art LaFleur) "The Molinator. I like it. Thank you, Santa. Can we vote right now on The Molinator?"

Kevin Pollak as Cupid

  • (Unnamed) "Hey Cupid, why don't you shoot me with one of your darts and then I'll fall in love?"
  • (Kevin Pollak) "First of all, they're not darts, they're arrows. Second of all, no can do."
  • (Unnamed) "Why not?"
  • (Kevin Pollak) "Because they have no effect on us. Believe me, if they did, I would've shot myself in the butt, met a nice girl, left business years ago."

Aisha Tyler as Mother Nature

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Eric Lloyd as Charlie

  • (Eric Lloyd) "Seeing isn't believing; believing is seeing."

Art LaFleur as Tooth Fairy

  • (Unnamed) "A little altitude please."
  • (Art LaFleur) "What?"
  • (Unnamed) "Could you possibly fly a little higher?"
  • (Art LaFleur) "What?"
  • (Unnamed) "Never mind."

Jay Thomas as Easter Bunny

  • (Jay Thomas) "I have 33,000 offspring, all in private school."

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