The Sandlot: Heading Home Quotes

The Sandlot: Heading Home is a TV program that debuted in 1970 . The Sandlot: Heading Home completed its run in 1970.

It features Jon Kuyper as producer, Kendall Marsh in charge of musical score, and Pascal Provost as head of cinematography.

The Sandlot: Heading Home is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of The Sandlot: Heading Home is 96 minutes long. The Sandlot: Heading Home is distributed by 20th Century Fox Home Entertainment.

The cast includes: Danny Nucci as Benny, Cole Heppell as DP, Keanu Pires as Tommy, Brandon Olds as Two Ton, Ryan Drescher as Wings, Samuel Patrick Chu as Wok, Chauncey Leopardi as Squints, Kai James as Timber, Meshach Peters as Q, Paul Jarrett as Earl Needman, and Sarah Deakins as Sara.

The Sandlot: Heading Home Quotes

Brandon Olds as Two Ton

• (Brandon Olds) "Who names their dog Hercules?"
• (Samuel Patrick Chu) "It was probably just some chihuahua or something. You know how people name their dog just the opposite of what they are."

• (Brandon Olds) "Who does this kid think he is, Hank Aaron?"

Keanu Pires as Tommy

• (Keanu Pires) "Mom, put down the phone. I don't think I have a concussion. I just think I'm dead."

• (Keanu Pires) "AHHHHHH."
• (Sarah Deakins) "Well, hello there sleepy head."
• (Keanu Pires) "W-w-where am I?"
• (Sarah Deakins) "You're home sweetheart."
• (Keanu Pires) "No, no, no some things really wrong."
• (Keanu Pires) "Mom? Am I dead?"
• (Sarah Deakins) "Now why would you ask such a silly thing?"
• (Keanu Pires) "Because I am wearing my Speed racer pj's that I havent seen in 30 years."
• (Sarah Deakins) "Alright fine, I got a little backed up on the laundry. Dont worry your Batman and Robin ones haven't run off."
• (Keanu Pires) "Mom. Do you know how old I am?"
• (Sarah Deakins) "12, almost 13."
• (Keanu Pires) "No I'm 41 years old, I live in Beverley Hills, I have a spokin' hot girl friend who has her own reality show, I play center field for the dodgers? And some how I'm back here. And your here, and the pancakes smell so real -- that I think I am gonna throw-up."

Ryan Drescher as Wings

• (Ryan Drescher) "How ever can we repay you your -- holiness of baseball?"

• (Ryan Drescher) "Just try and hit my bat, ok?"
• (Kai James) "Sorry."
• (Ryan Drescher) "Geez -- Wrong bat, Timber."
• (Cole Heppell) "Guys, look at this."
• (Meshach Peters) "What are we gonna do about Timber's control problems?"
• (Keanu Pires) "I'll bet wings has got some good ideas."
• (Ryan Drescher) "Timber, if I live -- your dead."

Danny Nucci as Benny

• (Danny Nucci) "Alright now; I'm gonna give you a little more heat, ok?"
• (Cole Heppell) "Please hit this."

• (Danny Nucci) "You got some talent, kid. There's a lot more to baseball than talent."

Cole Heppell as DP

• (Cole Heppell) "This isn't the part where you go off about the Dodgers, the Hall of Fame and your smokin' hot girlfriend, is it?"

Paul Jarrett as Earl Needman

• (Paul Jarrett) "Two words -- wood chipper."

Chauncey Leopardi as Squints

• (Chauncey Leopardi) "Alright, Mr. Chairman, we accept the challenge. On one condition. The game for the sandlot is played on the sandlot."

Sarah Deakins as Sara

• (Sarah Deakins) "Good things happen to good people, Tommy."

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