The Rules of Attraction (film) Quotes

The Rules of Attraction (film) is a television show that debuted in 1970 . The Rules of Attraction ended in 1970.

It features Greg Shapiro as producer, Tomandandy in charge of musical score, and Robert Brinkmann as head of cinematography.

The Rules of Attraction (film) is recorded in English, and German and originally aired in United States, and Germany. Each episode of The Rules of Attraction (film) is 110 minutes long. The Rules of Attraction (film) is distributed by Lions Gate Films, and Concorde Filmverleih.

The cast includes: Kip Pardue as Victor, Ian Somerhalder as Paul Denton, James van der Beek as Sean Bateman, Shannyn Sossamon as Lauren, Clare Kramer as Dick, Clifton Collins, Jr. as Rupert, Thomas Ian Nicholas as Mitchell, Faye Dunaway as Mrs. Eve Denton, Ian Somerhalder as Paul, Jessica Biel as Lara, Eric Stoltz as Mr. Lance Lawson, Kate Bosworth as Kelly, Jay Baruchel as Harry, Shannyn Sossamon as Lauren Hynde, and Fred Savage as Marc.

The Rules of Attraction (film) Quotes

Ian Somerhalder as Paul

• (Ian Somerhalder) "I watched him with growing intensity as he refilled the pipe in the dark and smokey din of the room. He delicately fingered what looked like dried moss to me, and it struck me then that I liked Sean because he looked, well, slutty. A boy who'd been around. A boy who couldn't remember if he was Catholic or not."

• (Ian Somerhalder) "Sometimes I'm amazed at the s*** the spills out of my mouth."

• (Ian Somerhalder) "What'd he do, try to OD on Sudafed and wine coolers?"

• (Ian Somerhalder) "Do you have any E?"
• (Jay Baruchel) "That s*** makes your spinal fluid run backwards."

• (Ian Somerhalder) "Oh, Jesus, Richard is that you?"
• (Clare Kramer) "It's Dick. And yes."

• (Ian Somerhalder) "Three months later, the handsome dunce was having an affair with a friend of mine. Within a year he was a full-blown queen and telling people I couldn't get it up. Luck has nothing to do with anything."

• (Ian Somerhalder) "I feel like my life lacks forward momentum, ya know."

• (Ian Somerhalder) "What the hell are you doing?"
• (Clare Kramer) "Getting f***ed up. Maybe getting f***ed?"

Kip Pardue as Victor

• (Kip Pardue) "I meet two underage Italian girls who I try to talk into f***ing each other while I jack off onto them. I end up buying them some ice cream instead."

• (Kip Pardue) "Um -- Yeah. You smell really good, but, uh -- I don't know who you are."

• (Kip Pardue) "I no longer know who I am and I feel like the ghost of a total stranger."

• (Kip Pardue) "Irish women are as small as leprechauns."

James van der Beek as Sean Bateman

• (James van der Beek) "I just want to know you."
• (Shannyn Sossamon) "Nobody knows anyone. You will never ever know me."

• (James van der Beek) "What's wrong? I told you I came."
• (Jessica Biel) "I was born in a Holiday Inn."

• (James van der Beek) "I wonder if Lauren goes wild during sex. I wonder if she comes easily. Or at all. I won't go to a bed with a girl who doesn't. If I can't make a girl come, then why bother? It's like asking questions in a letter. Hm, I'm hungry."

• (James van der Beek) "I didn't know where I was going, some place unoccupied I hoped, at first I thought there were things about her I would never forget, But in the end all I could think about was- --"

• (James van der Beek) "(reading a love letter, voice-over): Got you. You're mine now. For the rest of the day, week, month, year, life. Have you guessed who I am? Sometimes I think you have. Sometimes when you're standing in a crowd I feel those sultry, dark eyes of yours stop on me. Are you too afraid to come up to me and let me know how you feel? I want to moan and writhe with you and I want to go up to you and kiss your mouth and pull you to me and say "I love you I love you I love you" while stripping. I want you so bad it stings. I want to kill the ugly girls that you're always with. Do you really like those boring, naive, coy, calculating girls or is it just for sex? The seeds of love have taken hold, and if we won't burn together, I'll burn alone."

• (James van der Beek) "No one ever ever knows anyone. You're not ever gonna know me."
• (Ian Somerhalder) "What the hell does that mean?"
• (James van der Beek) "It means, Paul, you're not ever gonna know me. Deal with it. Figure it out."
• (Ian Somerhalder) "f*** you, Bateman. f*** you Bateman."

• (James van der Beek) "I need a case of beer."
• (Ian Somerhalder) "A quesadilla?"
• (James van der Beek) "What?"
• (Ian Somerhalder) "A quesadilla? Mexican food? El Sombrero?"
• (James van der Beek) "El Sombrero closed a long time ago."
• (Ian Somerhalder) "How 'bout tomorrow then? 7:30? I'll buy."
• (James van der Beek) "Ah --"
• (James van der Beek) "You'll buy?"
• (Ian Somerhalder) "Totally buy."
• (James van der Beek) "Rock 'n' roll."

• (James van der Beek) "Are you here for that class?"
• (Shannyn Sossamon) "The tutorial on the post modern condition? It's been cancelled."
• (James van der Beek) "Typical."
• (Shannyn Sossamon) "I haven't seen you in it before."
• (James van der Beek) "That's what's so typical. This was the first time I bothered to show up."
• (Shannyn Sossamon) "You've got bad timing."
• (James van der Beek) "Saturdays suck. I don't have to put up with this bulls***. I'm dropping this class."
• (Shannyn Sossamon) "Me too."
• (James van der Beek) "Really?"
• (Shannyn Sossamon) "Yeah. I think I'm gonna change my major."
• (James van der Beek) "To what?"
• (Shannyn Sossamon) "I don't know yet. What's yours?"
• (James van der Beek) "I don't even know."

• (James van der Beek) "Rock & roll."

• (James van der Beek) "What about the cash, Marc? What about the f***ing cash?"
• (Fred Savage) "What class? Who teaches that, man?"

• (James van der Beek) "Lauren wait, Lauren -- Hey, hey Lauren"
• (Shannyn Sossamon) "Oh My God."
• (James van der Beek) "Can we talk?"
• (Shannyn Sossamon) "NO."
• (James van der Beek) "Lauren don't walk away. HEY. I really did try to kill myself -- just before I faked it."
• (Shannyn Sossamon) "Wow Sean, it's over."
• (James van der Beek) "No it's not."
• (Shannyn Sossamon) "Ya it is, I'm in love with somebody else."
• (James van der Beek) "Who?"
• (Shannyn Sossamon) "My old boyfriend Victor. Plus its none of your f***ing business."
• (James van der Beek) "Victor?"
• (Shannyn Sossamon) "Ya."
• (James van der Beek) "What, then why the f*** did you write me those letters?"
• (Shannyn Sossamon) "Wow. Deal with it Sean it's over, Rock and Roll."
• (James van der Beek) "Lauren I want to know you"
• (Shannyn Sossamon) "What does that mean know me, know me, nobody ever knows anybody else, ever. You will never know me."

• (James van der Beek) "I really did try to kill myself -- right before I faked it."

• (James van der Beek) "A great numb feeling washes over me as I let go of the past and look forward to the future. Pretend to be a vampire. I don't really need to pretend, because it's who I am, an emotional vampire. I've just come to expect it. Vampires are real. That I was born this way. That I feed off of other people's real emotions. Search for this night's prey. Who will it be?"

• (James van der Beek) "I only had sex with her because I'm in love with you."

• (James van der Beek) "Since when does f***ing somebody else mean that I'm not faithful to you?"

Clifton Collins, Jr. as Rupert

• (Clifton Collins, Jr.) "Unless he's got a crack pipe stuck to his lips, I gotta assume he's 21 jump street."

• (Clifton Collins, Jr.) "You want some coke?"
• (James van der Beek) "Um. Sure."
• (Clifton Collins, Jr.) "Then buy some of your own, bitch."

• (Clifton Collins, Jr.) "Get it straight, f***head: I need you like I need a f***ing asshole on my elbow."
• (Clifton Collins, Jr.) "Right here. An asshole. That's how much I need you."

• (Clifton Collins, Jr.) "I think you're a rich motherf***ing motherf***er who owes me a f***ing f***load of motherf***in' cash, that's what I think, you rich motherf***in' motherf***er. You want some blow, motherf***er? You bring me my motherf***in' cash, motherf***er."
• (Clifton Collins, Jr.) "f*** you."

Clare Kramer as Dick

• (Mrs. Mimi Jared) "And what classes are you taking -- Dick?"
• (Clare Kramer) "Ummm, Gangbang 101, Freebase Tutorial, and Oral Sex Workshop."

• (Clare Kramer) "f*** you all very much."

• (Mrs. Mimi Jared) "I leave you alone for five minutes, and you're drinking."
• (Clare Kramer) "Drunk. I'm drunk."

Shannyn Sossamon as Lauren

• (Shannyn Sossamon) "Victor was a Junior, a Drama major, just back from Europe, with a great body, these amazing gray eyes and only a little gay --"

• (Shannyn Sossamon) "I always knew it would be like this."

Jay Baruchel as Harry

• (Dr. Phibes, Waiting Room Doctor) "Harry's gone bye-bye, he's gone to the big bye-bye. He's got his name in the papers on the back side. It's "Toe Tag Time in Teenville Tonight". Again. Should've just said no, Harry."
• (Jay Baruchel) "I'm not dead am I?"
• (Dr. Phibes, Waiting Room Doctor) "Actually, you don't have a pulse. I think you're dead."

Jessica Biel as Lara

• (Jessica Biel) "You really think I'm skinny? Wait; anorexic skinny or bulimic skinny?"

• (Jessica Biel) "How do I look?"
• (Shannyn Sossamon) "You look kind of skinny, actually."
• (Jessica Biel) "Skinny, really? Bulimic skinny or anorexic skinny?"
• (Shannyn Sossamon) "What's the difference?"
• (Jessica Biel) "Bulimic skinny passes for healthy, except your teeth rot. But my teeth aren't rotting, so --"
• (Shannyn Sossamon) "So you look bulimic skinny."

• (Jessica Biel) "It's amazing how much weight you lose when you go off The Pill."
• (Shannyn Sossamon) "Which is nothing compared to the fifty pounds you gain when you get knocked up."

Fred Savage as Marc

• (Fred Savage) "Don't f*** up my karma, man. Don't f*** it up."

Kate Bosworth as Kelly

• (Kate Bosworth) "What's your name?"
• (James van der Beek) "Peter."
• (Kate Bosworth) "Aren't you a senior?"
• (James van der Beek) "No, I'm a freshman."
• (Kate Bosworth) "Really? I thought you were older."
• (James van der Beek) "No, a freshman. Peter. Peter the Freshman."

Faye Dunaway as Mrs. Eve Denton

• (Faye Dunaway) "What are they?"
• (Mrs. Mimi Jared) "Does it matter?"
• (Faye Dunaway) "No."

Thomas Ian Nicholas as Mitchell

• (Thomas Ian Nicholas) "Hehe yeah. Old enough to pee, old enough for me."

Eric Stoltz as Mr. Lance Lawson

• (Eric Stoltz) "Can I interest you in a turn-on?"
• (Shannyn Sossamon) "Um -- no thanks."
• (Eric Stoltz) "Well -- don't mind if I do."
• (Shannyn Sossamon) "Are-are we gonna do it on the couch or --"
• (Eric Stoltz) "Do what?"
• (Shannyn Sossamon) "You know, "it" --"
• (Eric Stoltz) "What? f***? Oh, are you mad? I'm a married man. And I would lose my tenure --"
• (Shannyn Sossamon) "But -- aren't you coming onto me?"
• (Eric Stoltz) "Well -- for a hummer, sure -- I'm quite aware of your abilities, Ms. Hyde. And it certainly couldn't hurt your GPA. So -- Shall we?"

• (Eric Stoltz) "Ms. Lauren Hyde -- why weren't you at my tutorial last saturday?"

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