The Roommate Transmogrification Quotes

The Roommate Transmogrification is a television show that first aired in 1970 . The Roommate Transmogrification stopped airing in 1970.

The Roommate Transmogrification Quotes

• (Penny) "Hi, you guys ready to order?"
• (Sheldon Cooper) "Sure."
• (Penny) "'Kay. Priya?"
• (Priya Koothrappali) "I'll have the Shepherd's pie."
• (Priya Koothrappali) "You want to split that with me?"
• (Penny) "Oh, no, no, no, he doesn't."
• (Priya Koothrappali) "Why not?"
• (Penny) "Well, you know, milk in the taters, milk in the gravy, parmesan crust -- your lactose-intolerant boyfriend will turn into a gas-filled Macy's day balloon."

• (Howard Wolowitz) "You gotta like this. The girlfriend, the ex-girlfriend bonding over your rooty-tooty stinky booty."
• (Leonard Hofstadter) "Kill me."
• (Sheldon Cooper) "It wouldn't help. The human body is capable of being flatulent for hours after death."

• (Penny) "Wow. So that means you're a doctor, you're a doctor, you're a doctor, you're a doctor -- and Howard, you know a lot of doctors."

• (Sheldon Cooper) "I must say, Amy, I was very impressed to see that Bernadette got her Ph.D."
• (Amy Farrah Fowler) "It's indeed admirable. Although it is microbiology."
• (Sheldon Cooper) "Your doctorate is in neurobiology. I fail to see the distinction."
• (Amy Farrah Fowler) "I'll make it simple for you. I study the brain, the organ responsible for Beethoven's "Fifth Symphony." Bernadette studies yeast, the organism responsible for Michelob Light."

• (Sheldon Cooper) "The apartment has three emergency exits located here, here, and here. In the event of a power outage, luminescent paint will guide you to the nearest exit."
• (Raj Koothrappali) "You're kidding."
• (Sheldon Cooper) "I never kid about safety."

• (Sheldon Cooper) "Man is not the only species that ferments fruit in order to become intoxicated. Can you guess what the other is? A hint: sometimes they pack the alcohol in their trunks."
• (Penny) "Monkeys."
• (Sheldon Cooper) "When does a monkey have a trunk?"
• (Penny) "When a suitcase just won't do."
• (Sheldon Cooper) "All right. It would appear as if alcohol is playing keep-away with your intelligence."

• (Penny) "Damn."
• (Leonard Hofstadter) "What is going on?"
• (Penny) "Oh, it's, it's not what it looks like."
• (Sheldon Cooper) "What does it look like?"

• (Penny) "What happened to Leonard?"
• (Sheldon Cooper) "Same thing that happened to Homo erectus. He was replaced by a superior species."
• (Raj Koothrappali) "I'm the new Homo in town."
• (Raj Koothrappali) "That came out wrong."

• (Sheldon Cooper) "What are you doing here?"
• (Leonard Hofstadter) "What?"
• (Sheldon Cooper) "I said, what are you doing here?"
• (Leonard Hofstadter) "I live here."
• (Sheldon Cooper) "I have paperwork that says differently."

• (Leonard Hofstadter) "Does Sheldon know you're sleeping in here?"
• (Raj Koothrappali) "Are you kidding? He made me sign a waiver, participate in an emergency fire drill, and take a refresher course in CPR. Thank God he had a dummy."
• (Leonard Hofstadter) "Oh yeah, Mouth-to-Mouth Mona. You know she used to date Howard?"

• (Raj Koothrappali) "What's wrong with me, Penny?"
• (Penny) "Nothing, nothing. You know, if we weren't friends; and you hadn't brought up that creepy pornography story; I'd be on you like the speed of light squared on matter to make energy."
• (Raj Koothrappali) "Hey, you totally got that right. E equals M C squared."
• (Penny) "I listen. I have no idea what it means, but I listen."

• (Leonard Hofstadter) "Do you really think you should be eating that cake?"
• (Howard Wolowitz) "Why?"
• (Leonard Hofstadter) "If you're gonna be a trophy husband for a rich wife, you might want to watch your waistline."
• (Raj Koothrappali) "He's right. A minute on the lips, a lifetime on the hips."

• (Penny) "Explain something to me. You watched Leonard put up with that guy for years and years. What has to break inside your brain for you to think: "Oh, Krishna, I've got to get me some of that?"."

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