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The Roommate Transmogrification Quotes

The Roommate Transmogrification is a television show that first aired in 1970 . The Roommate Transmogrification stopped airing in 1970.

The Roommate Transmogrification Quotes

  • (Penny) "Hi, you guys ready to order?"
  • (Sheldon Cooper) "Sure."
  • (Penny) "'Kay. Priya?"
  • (Priya Koothrappali) "I'll have the Shepherd's pie."
  • (Priya Koothrappali) "You want to split that with me?"
  • (Penny) "Oh, no, no, no, he doesn't."
  • (Priya Koothrappali) "Why not?"
  • (Penny) "Well, you know, milk in the taters, milk in the gravy, parmesan crust -- your lactose-intolerant boyfriend will turn into a gas-filled Macy's day balloon."
  • (Howard Wolowitz) "You gotta like this. The girlfriend, the ex-girlfriend bonding over your rooty-tooty stinky booty."
  • (Leonard Hofstadter) "Kill me."
  • (Sheldon Cooper) "It wouldn't help. The human body is capable of being flatulent for hours after death."
  • (Penny) "Wow. So that means you're a doctor, you're a doctor, you're a doctor, you're a doctor -- and Howard, you know a lot of doctors."
  • (Sheldon Cooper) "I must say, Amy, I was very impressed to see that Bernadette got her Ph.D."
  • (Amy Farrah Fowler) "It's indeed admirable. Although it is microbiology."
  • (Sheldon Cooper) "Your doctorate is in neurobiology. I fail to see the distinction."
  • (Amy Farrah Fowler) "I'll make it simple for you. I study the brain, the organ responsible for Beethoven's "Fifth Symphony." Bernadette studies yeast, the organism responsible for Michelob Light."
  • (Sheldon Cooper) "The apartment has three emergency exits located here, here, and here. In the event of a power outage, luminescent paint will guide you to the nearest exit."
  • (Raj Koothrappali) "You're kidding."
  • (Sheldon Cooper) "I never kid about safety."
  • (Sheldon Cooper) "Man is not the only species that ferments fruit in order to become intoxicated. Can you guess what the other is? A hint: sometimes they pack the alcohol in their trunks."
  • (Penny) "Monkeys."
  • (Sheldon Cooper) "When does a monkey have a trunk?"
  • (Penny) "When a suitcase just won't do."
  • (Sheldon Cooper) "All right. It would appear as if alcohol is playing keep-away with your intelligence."
  • (Penny) "Damn."
  • (Leonard Hofstadter) "What is going on?"
  • (Penny) "Oh, it's, it's not what it looks like."
  • (Sheldon Cooper) "What does it look like?"
  • (Penny) "What happened to Leonard?"
  • (Sheldon Cooper) "Same thing that happened to Homo erectus. He was replaced by a superior species."
  • (Raj Koothrappali) "I'm the new Homo in town."
  • (Raj Koothrappali) "That came out wrong."
  • (Sheldon Cooper) "What are you doing here?"
  • (Leonard Hofstadter) "What?"
  • (Sheldon Cooper) "I said, what are you doing here?"
  • (Leonard Hofstadter) "I live here."
  • (Sheldon Cooper) "I have paperwork that says differently."
  • (Leonard Hofstadter) "Does Sheldon know you're sleeping in here?"
  • (Raj Koothrappali) "Are you kidding? He made me sign a waiver, participate in an emergency fire drill, and take a refresher course in CPR. Thank God he had a dummy."
  • (Leonard Hofstadter) "Oh yeah, Mouth-to-Mouth Mona. You know she used to date Howard?"
  • (Raj Koothrappali) "What's wrong with me, Penny?"
  • (Penny) "Nothing, nothing. You know, if we weren't friends; and you hadn't brought up that creepy pornography story; I'd be on you like the speed of light squared on matter to make energy."
  • (Raj Koothrappali) "Hey, you totally got that right. E equals M C squared."
  • (Penny) "I listen. I have no idea what it means, but I listen."
  • (Leonard Hofstadter) "Do you really think you should be eating that cake?"
  • (Howard Wolowitz) "Why?"
  • (Leonard Hofstadter) "If you're gonna be a trophy husband for a rich wife, you might want to watch your waistline."
  • (Raj Koothrappali) "He's right. A minute on the lips, a lifetime on the hips."
  • (Penny) "Explain something to me. You watched Leonard put up with that guy for years and years. What has to break inside your brain for you to think: "Oh, Krishna, I've got to get me some of that?"."

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