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The Rocky Horror Picture Show Quotes

The Rocky Horror Picture Show is a TV program that was first aired in 1970 . The Rocky Horror Picture Show ended in 1970.

It features Lou Adler; Michael White as producer, Richard Hartley, Songs:, and Richard O'Brien in charge of musical score, and Peter Suschitzky as head of cinematography.

Each episode of The Rocky Horror Picture Show is 100 minutes long. The Rocky Horror Picture Show is distributed by 20th Century Fox.

The cast includes: Jonathan Adams as Dr. Everett Scott, Susan Sarandon as Janet, Barry Bostwick as Brad, Tim Curry as Frank, Richard O'Brien as Riff Raff, Patricia Quinn as Magenta, Jeremy Newson as All, Tim Curry as Dr. Frank-N-Furter, Meat Loaf as Eddie, and Jeremy Newson as Lips.

The Rocky Horror Picture Show Quotes

Richard O'Brien as Riff Raff

  • (Richard O'Brien) "Frank-n-Furter it's all over. Your mission is a failure, your lifestyle's too extreme. I'm your new commander. You are now my prisoner. We return to Transylvania. Prepare the transit beam."
  • (Richard O'Brien) "Hello."
  • (Barry Bostwick) "Hi. My name is Brad Majors, and this is my fiancee, Janet Weiss. I wonder if you'd mind helping us. You see, our car broke down a few miles up the road. Do you have a phone we might use?"
  • (Richard O'Brien) "You're wet."
  • (Susan Sarandon) "Yes, it's raining."
  • (Barry Bostwick) "Yes."
  • (Richard O'Brien) "Yes -- I think perhaps you better both come inside."
  • (Susan Sarandon) "You're too kind. Oh, Brad, I'm frightened. What kind of a place is this?"
  • (Barry Bostwick) "Oh, it's probably some kind of hunting lodge for rich weirdos."
  • (Susan Sarandon) "Oh."
  • (Richard O'Brien) "This way."
  • (Susan Sarandon) "Are you having a party?"
  • (Richard O'Brien) "You've arrived on a rather special night. It's one of the master's affairs."
  • (Susan Sarandon) "Oh, lucky him."
  • (Patricia Quinn) "You're lucky, he's lucky, I'm lucky, we're all lucky. Ha ha ha --"
  • (Richard O'Brien) "You'd better leave while it is still possible. Go. Now."
  • (Richard O'Brien) "With a bit of a mind flip --"
  • (Patricia Quinn) "You're into a time slip --"
  • (Richard O'Brien) "And nothing can ever be the same."
  • (Patricia Quinn) "You're spaced out on sensation. HAH."
  • (Richard O'Brien) "Like you're under sedation."
  • (Jeremy Newson) "Let's do the time warp again."
  • (Richard O'Brien) "It's astounding -- Time is -- fleeting. Madness -- takes its toll. But listen closely --"
  • (Patricia Quinn) "Not for very much longer."
  • (Richard O'Brien) "I've got to -- keep -- control."
  • (Richard O'Brien) "The master is not yet married, nor do I think he ever will be."
  • (Richard O'Brien) "Master, Rocky has broken his chain and vanished. Your new playmate is loose and somewhere in the castle grounds. Magenta has just released the dogs."
  • (Tim Curry) "Hmmm? Coming."

Patricia Quinn as Magenta

  • (Patricia Quinn) "I'm lucky, he's lucky, we're all lucky."
  • (Patricia Quinn) "I grow weary of this world. When shall we return to Transylvania, huh?"
  • (Tim Curry) "Magenta, I am indeed grateful to you and your brother Riff Raff. You have both served me well. You will discover that when the mood takes me -- I can be quite generous."
  • (Patricia Quinn) "I ask for nothing, master."
  • (Tim Curry) "And you shall receive it. IN ABUNDANCE."
  • (Patricia Quinn) "How sentimental."
  • (Richard O'Brien) "And also presumptuous of you. You see, when I said that 'we' were to return to Transylvania, I referred only to Magenta and myself. I'm sorry, however, if you found my words misleading, but you see, you are to remain here, in spirit, anyway."
  • (Jonathan Adams) "Great heavens. That's a laser."
  • (Richard O'Brien) "Yes, Dr. Scott. A laser capable of emitting a beam of pure anti-matter."
  • (Barry Bostwick) "You mean, you're going to kill him? What's his crime?"
  • (Jonathan Adams) "You saw what became of Eddie. Society must be protected."
  • (Richard O'Brien) "Exactly, Dr. Scott. And now, Frank N. Furter, your time has come. Say good-bye to all of this -- and hello to oblivion."

Susan Sarandon as Janet

  • (Susan Sarandon) "What have you done to Brad?"
  • (Tim Curry) "Nothing. Why, do you think I should?"
  • (Susan Sarandon) "Touch-a touch-a touch-a touch me / I wanna be dirty. Chill me, thrill me, fulfill me / Creature of the night."
  • (Susan Sarandon) "Say something."
  • (Barry Bostwick) "Say. Any of you guys know how to Madison?"
  • (Susan Sarandon) "You're a hotdog."
  • (Susan Sarandon) "You killed them."
  • (Patricia Quinn) "But I thought you liked them. They liked you."
  • (Richard O'Brien) "THEY DIDN'T LIKE ME. THEY NEVER LIKED ME."

Jonathan Adams as Dr. Everett Scott

  • (Jonathan Adams) "We've got to get out of this trap. Before this -- decadence -- saps our wills. I've got to be strong, und try to -- hang on. Or else, my mind may well snap. Und my life -- will be lived --"
  • (Jonathan Adams) "for ze thrills --"
  • (Jonathan Adams) "My vheels. My god, I can't move my vheels."

Meat Loaf as Eddie

  • (Meat Loaf) "Hot patootie, bless my soul. I really love that rock n' roll."
  • (Meat Loaf) "Whatever happened to Saturday night?"

Tim Curry as Frank

  • (Tim Curry) "How do you do? I see you've met my faithful handyman."
  • (Tim Curry) "Give yourself over to absolute pleasure."
  • (Tim Curry) "Well, really, that's no way to behave on your first day out. But, uhm, since you're such an exceptional beauty, I'm prepared to forgive you."
  • (Tim Curry) "I'm just a sweet transvestite, from Transsexual Transylvania."
  • (Tim Curry) "Oh, come on Brad, admit it, you liked it didn't you? There's no crime in giving yourself over to pleasure. Oh, Brad, you've wasted so much time already. Janet needn't know; I won't tell her."
  • (Barry Bostwick) "Well, you promise you won't tell?"
  • (Tim Curry) "On my mother's gra --"
  • (Tim Curry) "I don't want no dissension. Just dynamic tension."
  • (Susan Sarandon) "I'm a muscle fan."
  • (Tim Curry) "He'll eat nutritious, high protein and swallow raw eggs -- Tried to build up his shoulders, his chest, arms and legs. Such an effort, if he only knew of my plan. In just seven days I can make you a man."
  • (Tim Curry) "In just seven days, I can make you a man. Dig it if you can."
  • (Tim Curry) "Oo, I know he has a certain naïve charm -- but NO MUSCLE."
  • (Tim Curry) "That's a rather tender subject. Another slice, anyone?"
  • (Tim Curry) "Give yourself over to absolute pleasure. Swim the warm waters of sins of the flesh; erotic nightmares beyond any measure, and sensual daydreams to treasure forever. Can't you just see it? Don't dream it, be it."
  • (Tim Curry) "So come up to the lab and see what's on the slab. I see you shiver with antici -- pation."
  • (Tim Curry) "Enchanté. Well. How nice. And what charming underclothes you both have. But here. Put these on. They'll make you feel less -- vulnerable. It's not often we receive visitors here, let alone offer them -- hospitality."
  • (Barry Bostwick) "Hospitality? All we wanted to do was to use your telephone, goddammit, a reasonable request which you've chosen to ignore."
  • (Susan Sarandon) "Brad, don't be ungrateful."
  • (Barry Bostwick) "Ungrateful."
  • (Tim Curry) "How forceful you are, Brad. Such a perfect specimen of manhood. So -- dominant."
  • (Tim Curry) "He'll do press-ups, and chin-ups. Do the snatch, clean and jerk. He thinks dynamic tension must be hard work. Such strenuous living I just don't understand. When in just seven days, oh baby, I can make you a man."
  • (Tim Curry) "But a deltoid and a bicep. A hot groin and a tricep makes me -- ooo -- shake. Makes me wanna take Charles Atlas by the hand."
  • (Tim Curry) "Don't dream it, be it."
  • (Tim Curry) "Do you have any tattoos?"
  • (Barry Bostwick) "Certainly not."
  • (Tim Curry) "One from the vaults -- Don't be upset. It was a mercy killing. He had a certain naive charm, but no muscle."
  • (Tim Curry) "It was strange the way it happened. Suddenly -- you get a break. All of the pieces seem to fit into place. What a sucker you've been, what a fool. The answer was there all the time. It took a small accident to make it happen. AN ACCIDENT. And that is how I discovered the secret. That elusive ingredient, that -- spark that is the breath of life -- yes I have that knowledge. I hold the key to life -- ITSELF."
  • (Tim Curry) "Whatever happened to Fay Wray / That delicate satin-draped frame / As it clung to her thigh / How I started to cry / 'Cause I wanted to be dressed just the same."
  • (Tim Curry) "Magenta. Columbia. Go and assist Riff Raff. I will entertain -- err --"
  • (Tim Curry) "?"
  • (Barry Bostwick) "Brad Majors."
  • (Barry Bostwick) "This is my fiancee, Janet Vice."
  • (Susan Sarandon) "Weiss."
  • (Barry Bostwick) "Weiss."
  • (Tim Curry) "Enchanté."
  • (Tim Curry) "Do you think I made a mistake splitting his brain between the two of them?"
  • (Tim Curry) "Oh, I just love success."
  • (Richard O'Brien) "He's a credit to your genius, Master."
  • (Tim Curry) "Yes."
  • (Patricia Quinn) "A triumph of your will."
  • (Tim Curry) "Yes."
  • (Columbia) "He's okay."
  • (Tim Curry) "Okay? Okay? I think we can do better than that. Well, Brad and Janet, what do you think of him?"
  • (Susan Sarandon) "Well, I don't like men with too many muscles."
  • (Tim Curry) "I didn't make him for you. He carries the Charles Atlas seal of approval."
  • (Tim Curry) "Because I've seen blue skies, through the tears in my eyes. And I realize, I'm going home."
  • (Tim Curry) "A weakling, weighing 98 pounds, will get sand in his face when kicked to the ground. And soon in the gym, with a determined chin. The sweat from his pores as he works for his cause. Will make him glisten and gleam. And with massage and just a little bit of steeeeeam -- He'll be pink and quite clean. He'll be a strong man -- Oh honey, but the wrong man."

Jeremy Newson as Lips

  • (Jeremy Newson) "Science fiction -- double feature/Frank has built and -- lost his creature/Darkness has conquered -- Brad and Janet/The servants gone to -- a distant planet/Whoa-oh-oh-ohh/At the late-night -- double feature -- picture show/I wanna go/Ah-ohh/To the late-night -- double feature -- picture show."
  • (Jeremy Newson) "I knew Leo G. Carroll / Was over a barrel when "Tarantula" took to the hills / And I really got hot / When I saw Janette Scott / Fight a triffid that spits poison and kills / Dana Andrews said prunes / Gave him the runes / And passing them used lots of skills / But when worlds collide / Said George Pal to his bride / I'm gonna give you some terrible thrills / Like a --"
  • (Jeremy Newson) "Science fiction -- double feature/Dr. X -- will build a creature/See androids fighting -- Brad and Janet -- Anne Francis stars in -- "Forbidden Planet"/Whoa-oh-oh-ohh/At the late-night double feature picture show"
  • (Jeremy Newson) "Michael Rennie was ill The Day the Earth Stood Still / But he told us where we stand / And Flash Gordon was there in silver underwear / Claude Rains was The Invisible Man --"
  • (The Criminologist) "It's just a jump to the left."
  • (Jeremy Newson) "And then a step to the right."
  • (The Criminologist) "With your hands on your hips --"
  • (Jeremy Newson) "You bring your knees in tight. But it's the pelvic thrust / That really drives you insane / Let's do the time warp again."

Barry Bostwick as Brad

  • (Barry Bostwick) "Great Scott."
  • (Barry Bostwick) "Dammit, Janet, I love you."
  • (Columbia) "You're very lucky to be invited up to Frank's laboratory. Some people would give their right arm for the privilege."
  • (Barry Bostwick) "Some people like you, maybe?"
  • (Columbia) "Ha. I've seen it."

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